People who post a YAGT keep ignoring the obvious;
1. If an ex cheats on you and you're thinking about getting back with her, NO
2. If an ex is going stalker on you, CALL THE POLICE
3. If your wife or girlfriend is hiding e-mails, making mysterious phone calls, and saying she's going somewhere or doing something that you later find out she never actually went to, SHE'S CHEATING. DUMP HER.
4. If you think you don't need a pre-nup, good luck keeping anything after the divorce you have a 50% chance getting in modern times
5. A girl smiling at you doesn't necessarily mean she's "into" you, no more than a male bagger at the grocery store smiling at you means he's automatically gay and wants to eat your sausage
6. Asking out someone who works at a place you go to reguarly leads to awkwardness when you break up.
7. Yes, that girl at work is a cutie. No, don't date her. See 6, also do an internet search for SEXUAL HARRASEMENT, oh, and getting fired for having sex with co-workers if found at by co-workers or bosses is a bad idea, mmkay?
8. If an ex asks you for money, SAY NO. You're not her sugar daddy. No, not even if she offers sex, you can get that from other women, or as a last resort, buy a fleshlight or blow-up Wanda.
9. Grow a pair and ask her out instead of whining about it in YAGT
10. If you post a YAGT, expect a "use chloroform" answer 10% of the time
11. If you don't know what movie she would like to see, ASK. HER. Asking AToT makes you sound like a nerd with no social skills who is too scared to talk to a girl. If you can ask her out, you can talk to her about what movie to see.
12. No, don't do her homework for her.
13. Yes, if you don't have a condom you shouldn't have sex. The many stories about unplanned parent-hood because A) the girl forgot her pill B) CHOSE not to take her pill because she wanted to trap you into a long term relationship C) There's a good chance you can't afford a baby D) You might get sick of her in a year E) You discover you hate children, and F) Being a daddy instead of being a swinging bachelor at 22 sucks.
14. If she's married or in a relationship/just got out of a relationship or marriage, you have a good chance of getting beatup or stalked by her current/former beau/ex
15. You're posting a YAGT. It is highly likely you are asking for the exact same advice that's been garnered out in many other YAGTs of the same situation. Change the names to yours and the chick in your life. You've got your answer without posting another YAGT. Genius, isn't it?
16. If you're too stupid to pay attention to the exact same answer given by 20 people in your YAGT, gods help you. If you don't want to listen to THE RIGHT ADVICE IN THE FIRST PLACE, why did you bother posting?
17. If she's bad for you, stay away from her. If she cheats on you, won't have sex with you, won't go out with you, doesn't care about your existence, guess what? You have no chance, move on.
18. If in the looooong course of your relationship, you keep breaking up, she's a psycho drama queen, she gives you false hope and crushes your pathetic soul everytime you come in contact with her, call block her, block her e-mails, delete her phone number from you cell phone, block her AIM name. STOP TALKING TO HER. You don't have the willpower to not be whipped whenever she comes crying because she wants something from you. It's easier and less painful to swallow a box of rusty nails than keep her in your life.
19. If you get "lets just be friends"ed, give up and go away.
20. No, long distance relationships don't work. Especially over several years. Yes, if she's barely speaking to you on the phone she's cheating on you or about to dump you (or both)
So, anyone else have other answers that fall under "common sense" or that has been repeated many many many times on AToT, yet the YAGT people never actually pay attention to?
1. If an ex cheats on you and you're thinking about getting back with her, NO
2. If an ex is going stalker on you, CALL THE POLICE
3. If your wife or girlfriend is hiding e-mails, making mysterious phone calls, and saying she's going somewhere or doing something that you later find out she never actually went to, SHE'S CHEATING. DUMP HER.
4. If you think you don't need a pre-nup, good luck keeping anything after the divorce you have a 50% chance getting in modern times
5. A girl smiling at you doesn't necessarily mean she's "into" you, no more than a male bagger at the grocery store smiling at you means he's automatically gay and wants to eat your sausage
6. Asking out someone who works at a place you go to reguarly leads to awkwardness when you break up.
7. Yes, that girl at work is a cutie. No, don't date her. See 6, also do an internet search for SEXUAL HARRASEMENT, oh, and getting fired for having sex with co-workers if found at by co-workers or bosses is a bad idea, mmkay?
8. If an ex asks you for money, SAY NO. You're not her sugar daddy. No, not even if she offers sex, you can get that from other women, or as a last resort, buy a fleshlight or blow-up Wanda.
9. Grow a pair and ask her out instead of whining about it in YAGT
10. If you post a YAGT, expect a "use chloroform" answer 10% of the time
11. If you don't know what movie she would like to see, ASK. HER. Asking AToT makes you sound like a nerd with no social skills who is too scared to talk to a girl. If you can ask her out, you can talk to her about what movie to see.
12. No, don't do her homework for her.
13. Yes, if you don't have a condom you shouldn't have sex. The many stories about unplanned parent-hood because A) the girl forgot her pill B) CHOSE not to take her pill because she wanted to trap you into a long term relationship C) There's a good chance you can't afford a baby D) You might get sick of her in a year E) You discover you hate children, and F) Being a daddy instead of being a swinging bachelor at 22 sucks.
14. If she's married or in a relationship/just got out of a relationship or marriage, you have a good chance of getting beatup or stalked by her current/former beau/ex
15. You're posting a YAGT. It is highly likely you are asking for the exact same advice that's been garnered out in many other YAGTs of the same situation. Change the names to yours and the chick in your life. You've got your answer without posting another YAGT. Genius, isn't it?
16. If you're too stupid to pay attention to the exact same answer given by 20 people in your YAGT, gods help you. If you don't want to listen to THE RIGHT ADVICE IN THE FIRST PLACE, why did you bother posting?
17. If she's bad for you, stay away from her. If she cheats on you, won't have sex with you, won't go out with you, doesn't care about your existence, guess what? You have no chance, move on.
18. If in the looooong course of your relationship, you keep breaking up, she's a psycho drama queen, she gives you false hope and crushes your pathetic soul everytime you come in contact with her, call block her, block her e-mails, delete her phone number from you cell phone, block her AIM name. STOP TALKING TO HER. You don't have the willpower to not be whipped whenever she comes crying because she wants something from you. It's easier and less painful to swallow a box of rusty nails than keep her in your life.
19. If you get "lets just be friends"ed, give up and go away.
20. No, long distance relationships don't work. Especially over several years. Yes, if she's barely speaking to you on the phone she's cheating on you or about to dump you (or both)
So, anyone else have other answers that fall under "common sense" or that has been repeated many many many times on AToT, yet the YAGT people never actually pay attention to?
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