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[eakers]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: eakers
are you my boyfriend?

HAHAHA!!!!

No he's not, but can I be? I loves me some flatulent wimmens I'm cute, I swear, Mosh can vouch!

haha , luckily I have found someone that appreciates my "disorder"

<-- has horrible IBS

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: jemcam
Many years ago I dated this hot English chick. She used to fart loudly when she was drunk and then she'd laugh uncontrollably. The worst was when she did it in bed after spreading her legs and ripping a really wet/loud one. Fvcking gross. That bitch was really messed up, not to mention alcoholic.

Sadly my sarcasm meter tells me you're not joking

No, I'm not joking for a second. She was hot looking and appeared to be a classy person when sober. All that went out the window after the first drink though. She was a slut when drunk, too. She used to call me up around midnight on her way back from the bar looking for some "companionship". Believe it or not, that got old after a couple weeks night after night. She didn't work so she could stay up all night. I had to be at work at 7:00 so I had to tell her to stop coming over so fvcking late, even if it was to get laid.

I hope she's straightened out by now, that was 20 years ago.

 

[archcommus]

Sure, people need to fart sometimes, but women must refrain from doing it around me, otherwise I'm basically instantly unattracted.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: archcommus
Sure, people need to fart sometimes, but women must refrain from doing it around me, otherwise I'm basically instantly unattracted.

works both ways.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Tobolo

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Would you think a physically attractive female who farts all the time hot?

Has it ever happened to you?

Initially, no, it's not attractive.

In a comfortable, serious relationship, it's funny and cute.

Ok if the OP wasnt bad enough, WTF man! Cute? Yeah I dont think so. Not a big deal sure, but if my girl rips one I'm not going to say "hehe thats cute."

How long have you been with your girl? A month? Two months. Please dont tell me more than two months. Are you a human being? Do you fart? Do your friends? Do you guys laugh when someone does it. You think your gf doesnt do it. Is your girlfriend your friend?

You are strange.

 

[archiloco]

depends on a few points

1. if it reeks (that would be not hot)
2. if it's funny to her and does it to make people laugh (probably passable as hot)
3. if it's a medical condition (sad but not hot)
4. if they don't smell (maybe hot)