So here's the background: I was thinking today, while washing my car. Deep thoughts and stuff, ya know? It dawned on me that, well, why should I have to have a girlfriend. After reading so many threads here and having a crappy relationship with someone who was manipulative, I see a pattern forming. I don't want to end up like so many poor saps. I can cook decently enough, and I clean better than 90% of the people I know, so why do I need a girl? Tell me the only reason you guys are in it is for the sex? Okay, so that's fun and all, but then they have your number. Eventually they start taking that away from you and you follow them around like a stray puppy doing favors and what not just to try to get a piece. I may end up old and single, but brother, at least no one will have my nuts in a jar.
edit: this is meant to be mildly humorous. However, look at the facts: girls are just as good at playing the game, if not better than you think you are. So maybe they do a lot of dumb stuff, but they're pretty good with words and making them mean some wierd stuff
edit: this is meant to be mildly humorous. However, look at the facts: girls are just as good at playing the game, if not better than you think you are. So maybe they do a lot of dumb stuff, but they're pretty good with words and making them mean some wierd stuff
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