YAGT

[olds]

I met this girl last night at a party. She kept shoving her tongue down my throat and brushing up against my nether regions. I haven't dated much, are those clues that I should ask her out? If so, when I ask her to marry me should I get down on one knee? I am also torn about an engagement gift. I don't know if she likes ATI/NVIDIA or AMD/Pentium. My 5th period teacher says those things are important. But last night as my mommy was putting my Spiderman pajamas on me she told me I will figure it all out in time. Gawd! I hate my parents.

 

[ndee]

lol

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: ndee
lol

not so much

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: ndee
lol

not so much

Hits too close to home.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: ndee
lol

not so much

Hits too close to home.

Been done too many times and is now boring.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Been done too many times and is now boring.

In that one line you have summed up all of your 2486 (+ for future) posts.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Been done too many times and is now boring.

In that one line you have summed up all of your 2486 (+ for future) posts.

KingNothing gets owned.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Been done too many times and is now boring.

In that one line you have summed up all of your 2486 (+ for future) posts.

Are you currently quoted in anyone's sig? Huh? Are ya?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Are you currently quoted in anyone's sig? Huh? Are ya?

There are over 100,000 members here. I could be, but I doubt it. And if I were I sure in hell would not use it as a line of defense. I, for one, do not need internet groupies quoting me in their signature to make feel as though I have made worthwhile posts.

 

[xirtam]

Pics?

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Are you currently quoted in anyone's sig? Huh? Are ya?

There are over 100,000 members here. I could be, but I doubt. And if I were I sure in hell would not use it as a line of defense. I, for one, do not need internet groupies quoting me in their signature to make feel as though I have made worthwhile posts.

I was kidding, sparky. Although with over 14,000 posts, I would tend to think the worthwhile:nef ratio would be higher for you than me.

 

[xirtam]

Can't we all just get along?

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Can't we all just get along?

No. This thread is all about me. Me, me, me. Stop trying to dehijack my thread.

 

[xirtam]

Dehijack? Nonono... it's a multihijack. Why talk about girls when we can banter about posting rights and the relative worth of each others' posts?

Screw this yagt.

 

[MistaTastyCakes]

I'd suggest posting a YAGT on ATOT asking if you should call her "sugar muffin" or "cutie pants" on the first date. If you manage to get her in bed with you, grab a laptop and ask us how to have sex with her, what to take off first, and whether she wants it doggy style or in the missionary position. Afterwards, post many many threads about you and her and all the guys that come onto her by humping her leg at nightclubs while holding up sighs that say "I LIKE EM BIG" and "SHAVE YOUR BEARD AND I'LL DO YOU"

Keep it up and in 6 months.. oldsmoboat for elite!

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: MistaTastyCakes
I'd suggest posting a YAGT on ATOT asking if you should call her "sugar muffin" or "cutie pants" on the first date. If you manage to get her in bed with you, grab a laptop and ask us how to have sex with her, what to take off first, and whether she wants it doggy style or in the missionary position. Afterwards, post many many threads about you and her and all the guys that come onto her by humping her leg at nightclubs while holding up sighs that say "I LIKE EM BIG" and "SHAVE YOUR BEARD AND I'LL DO YOU"

Keep it up and in 6 months.. oldsmoboat for elite!

How dare you.

 

[MistaTastyCakes]

You want some of this?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Pics?

Just this one.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: MistaTastyCakes
You want some of this?

Nobody wants any of your tongue. That's disgusting.

 

[xirtam]

Has nothing to do with his tongue. Has everything to do with the words flowing from his mouth and falling, according to the Aristotlean principle, toward its natural resting place -- the dumpster.

 

[GoingUp]

I still thought it was funny

 

[KingNothing]

Apparently oldsmoboat feels that minendo does need internet groupies quoting him in their signature to make him feel as though he has made worthwhile posts.

 

[xirtam]

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

 

[xirtam]

So what's the best way to handle fraudulent charges on a debit card? Some moron found my wallet in another guy's car and used my card a couple times at a liquor store before it was returned to the <another guy> and the <another guy> returned it to me. Now the charges have shown up on my account, but since it's a debit card, is there anything I can do?

Yeah, I thought about starting another thread for this, but why bother?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: xirtam
So what's the best way to handle fraudulent charges on a debit card? Some moron found my wallet in another guy's car and used my card a couple times at a liquor store before it was returned to the <another guy> and the <another guy> returned it to me. Now the charges have shown up on my account, but since it's a debit card, is there anything I can do?

Yeah, I thought about starting another thread for this, but why bother?

Call your bank.