Originally posted by: Yossarian
I only look a little like my avatar![]()
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I had a similar situation happen to me two weeks ago. :|
Ungrateful women should just be...killed somehow.
But dude, like you said, better now than 6 months from now! Hey, at least shes' not pregnant w/your kid, right?
Originally posted by: halik
Did she know that you're cooking a dinner for her? If so, drop her like 3rd period french...
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: halik
Did she know that you're cooking a dinner for her? If so, drop her like 3rd period french...
yeah she knew. the plan was to have dinner and watch the Sopranos premier. too bad for her, my chicken cordon bleu kicks ass.
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: halik
Did she know that you're cooking a dinner for her? If so, drop her like 3rd period french...
yeah she knew. the plan was to have dinner and watch the Sopranos premier. too bad for her, my chicken cordon bleu kicks ass.
Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: halik
Did she know that you're cooking a dinner for her? If so, drop her like 3rd period french...
yeah she knew. the plan was to have dinner and watch the Sopranos premier. too bad for her, my chicken cordon bleu kicks ass.
well you still have the wine and the Sopranos is still gonna be on... i know what i would do
Originally posted by: Yossarian
For my second date with this girl I was planning on cooking dinner for her at my place. She sounded pretty excited about it when I talked to her during the week. She was gonna come over at 7. Seeing how it's been quite some time since I cooked dinner for someone, I planned a really nice meal, bought wine, the works.
She called at 5 to say that she was going to an "impromptu birthday party" and she was sorry that she couldn't come over. For some reason she also mentioned that she was really busy with work. As I'm listening to this I'm looking at the table I had just finished setting, complete with a nice little flower arrangement and some candles. Wow what an inconsiderate bitch.
Originally posted by: Yossarian
For my second date with this girl I was planning on cooking dinner for her at my place. She sounded pretty excited about it when I talked to her during the week. She was gonna come over at 7. Seeing how it's been quite some time since I cooked dinner for someone, I planned a really nice meal, bought wine, the works.
She called at 5 to say that she was going to an "impromptu birthday party" and she was sorry that she couldn't come over. For some reason she also mentioned that she was really busy with work. As I'm listening to this I'm looking at the table I had just finished setting, complete with a nice little flower arrangement and some candles. Wow what an inconsiderate bitch.
Bwhahahaha...Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Adul
take a pic and show you missed out on this.
good idea. **points camera at penis**
What a slut! Man, if I was there I'd have come over to eat dinner with you.Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: halik
Did she know that you're cooking a dinner for her? If so, drop her like 3rd period french...
yeah she knew. the plan was to have dinner and watch the Sopranos premier. too bad for her, my chicken cordon bleu kicks ass.
Originally posted by: tkdkid
'Dinner at my place', is usually interpreted as you wanting to have sex with her that evening. It's too much for a second date. You were going waaaay too fast. Home-cooked dinner with flowers, candles, and wine....on date two? She probably talked with one of her girlfriends about it and then started to get freaked out.
Some tips:
http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article/0,2823,s1-143-72-0-776,00.html
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Adul
take a pic and show you missed out on this.
good idea. **points camera at penis**
Originally posted by: virtuamike
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Adul
take a pic and show you missed out on this.
good idea. **points camera at penis**
Better crank up the zoom, object smaller than it appears
Cooking dinner + wine is a little much for date #2.
Originally posted by: tkdkid
'Dinner at my place', is usually interpreted as you wanting to have sex with her that evening. It's too much for a second date. You were going waaaay too fast. Home-cooked dinner with flowers, candles, and wine....on date two? She probably talked with one of her girlfriends about it and then started to get freaked out.
Some tips:
http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article/0,2823,s1-143-72-0-776,00.html
Originally posted by: ragazzo
Originally posted by: tkdkid
'Dinner at my place', is usually interpreted as you wanting to have sex with her that evening. It's too much for a second date. You were going waaaay too fast. Home-cooked dinner with flowers, candles, and wine....on date two? She probably talked with one of her girlfriends about it and then started to get freaked out.
Some tips:
http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article/0,2823,s1-143-72-0-776,00.html
what he said.
