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YAGT: Why Don't I get the Girls?

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illusion88

Lifer
Why don't I get teh girls? Seriously...
I am 21
I dont shave or shower on a regular basis
I still have bad acne
My clothes have computer logos on them, I do laundry once every few weeks.
My voice still cracks.
I try to smell nice, I go for that all natural kinda of thing
I make people laugh WITH me
I don't really listen, but I am told the girls dont have anything important to say anyways
Drugs are fun
I eat chips and soda
I don't really work out, but excerise is for pussies anyways
The outdoors scares me
I help people, but only if I can stay at least 50 yards from them
I went to High School
I can't read
My entire waking life, is spent in front of my AMD Althlon staring at this 19" monitor
I could whoop you ass at any game, you name the game and level, and Ill take you.
Never really learned grammer.
I hate people (cept the ladies 😉 )
I spend all my money on various sex objects
I own the fastest computer. Period
I don't drive, the outdoors scares me
I like to work with my hands, if you catch my drift.
I dont like YOUR music, dickhead
I dont drink (you need friends to drink)
If you count Top Ramen and chips cooking, then I am a master cheif
I dont walk, seriously
Honesty and resonablity are a joke, piss off wanger.

So why is don't they like me?
I hate life 🙁

 
I don't see any reason why. Maybe they are intimadated by you. Try being not to smooth with them, that scares them sometimes, especially the hot ones.
 
Parody threads only seem to work well right after the original thread has been posted. If you wait a while, it's just not as funny.


I doubt this would be any funnier had you posted it right after though.


: ) Amanda
 
as a grizzled parody post veteran, let me just say: you will never, EVER win with a parody post. all you will get is scorn and ridicule. we're the gypsies of atot, my friend. you just have to take the lumps and keep on cranking them out.

btw, that was the worst parody ever 😉 hehe jk it was alright. too long though. and it should have been posted sooner after the original post.
 
i think you should also post a pic of yourself.

and I don't know, maybe it's because you can't read. and I don't know too many women that are into guys that dont' shower.

anyway, good luck to ya.
 
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
This is why.
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hahahahahahhaa
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hehe used the same pic in the original too.....

the expression on her face seems to go along w/ it...

what does the original text say b4 you photochopped it?
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i was wondering that too 😛
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lol cant u guys tell this is super n00b msPAINTchop? not even a photochop 😀

the original pic i saw had the best line ever..

"PLEASE DONT MASTERBATE!"
 
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: MustangSVT This is why.
Click to expand...
hahahahahahhaa
Click to expand...
hehe used the same pic in the original too..... the expression on her face seems to go along w/ it... what does the original text say b4 you photochopped it?
Click to expand...
i was wondering that too 😛
Click to expand...
lol cant u guys tell this is super n00b msPAINTchop? not even a photochop 😀 the original pic i saw had the best line ever.. "PLEASE DONT MASTERBATE!"
Click to expand...

LMFAO!!! nice! in what context was that pic sent??
 
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
This is why.
Click to expand...

hahahahahahhaa
Click to expand...

hehe used the same pic in the original too.....

the expression on her face seems to go along w/ it...

what does the original text say b4 you photochopped it?
Click to expand...

i was wondering that too 😛
Click to expand...


lol cant u guys tell this is super n00b msPAINTchop? not even a photochop 😀

the original pic i saw had the best line ever..

"PLEASE DONT MASTERBATE!"
Click to expand...

lol
 
Originally posted by: Mani
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
This is why.
Click to expand...

hahahahahahhaa
Click to expand...

hehe used the same pic in the original too.....

the expression on her face seems to go along w/ it...

what does the original text say b4 you photochopped it?
Click to expand...

i was wondering that too 😛
Click to expand...


lol cant u guys tell this is super n00b msPAINTchop? not even a photochop 😀

the original pic i saw had the best line ever..

"PLEASE DONT MASTERBATE!"
Click to expand...

lol
Click to expand...


ahahahahah wat the...

i bet it was ur X who gave you that pic after she caught you..wasn't it!! :Q 😛
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: Mani
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: MustangSVT This is why.
Click to expand...
hahahahahahhaa
Click to expand...
hehe used the same pic in the original too..... the expression on her face seems to go along w/ it... what does the original text say b4 you photochopped it?
Click to expand...
i was wondering that too 😛
Click to expand...
lol cant u guys tell this is super n00b msPAINTchop? not even a photochop 😀 the original pic i saw had the best line ever.. "PLEASE DONT MASTERBATE!"
Click to expand...
lol
Click to expand...
ahahahahah wat the... i bet it was ur X who gave you that pic after she caught you..wasn't it!! :Q 😛
Click to expand...

where's the original??
 
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