YAGT: What's with pineapples?

[Schadenfreude]

Discuss. 🙂

 

[91TTZ]

They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

 

[vi edit]

It makes their breath smell better.

 

[Leros]

They scratch my mouth.

 

[Ika]

They look funny.

 

[Scarpozzi]

It's TIKI TIME!!!!

PINA COLADAS FTW!!!!

 

[lobbyone]

Pineapples! :thumbsup:

 

[JS80]

whatever will convince your girl to *skeet skeet*gulp gulp*

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

whoa whoa whoa...

are you saying... that pineapples were around before grenades???

i find that very hard to believe.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

They give me a horrible sense of taste to everything else if I eat too many.

 

[JoeyM]

They taste good on pizza!

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

whoa whoa whoa...

are you saying... that pineapples were around before grenades???

i find that very hard to believe.

Shun the non-believer.

Shuuuuuun shuuuuuun

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

That's BS. I have it on VERY good authority that the pineapple was genetically engineered by communists to actually be a giant grenade. The idea was that peasants could grow lots and lots of them very easily, and have them right next to their fields for quick access in the case of an invasion by capitalist pig-dogs. Unfortunately, despite better than expected size increases, they failed the explosivity tests, and had to be redesigned as an energy booster when added to vodka.

As for pulling the pin with your teeth, it's common knowledge that the round grenade pin was specially designed to slip around the wooden peg-teeth which were common in naval dentistry around the time of Captain Ahab.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

That's BS. I have it on VERY good authority that the pineapple was genetically engineered by communists to actually be a giant grenade. The idea was that peasants could grow lots and lots of them very easily, and have them right next to their fields for quick access in the case of an invasion by capitalist pig-dogs. Unfortunately, despite better than expected size increases, they failed the explosivity tests, and had to be redesigned as an energy booster when added to vodka.

As for pulling the pin with your teeth, it's common knowledge that the round grenade pin was specially designed to slip around the wooden peg-teeth which were common in naval dentistry around the time of Captain Ahab.

Pig-dogs? They needed to make self destructing bacon. That would have been better than pineapples. If I was a pig-dog I'd go for bacon first.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

Wrong.

I remember once, my mom was making a fruit salad and she dropped the pineapple on the floor. Heroically, I dove onto the pineapple and covered it with my body.

 

[40sTheme]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

whoa whoa whoa...

are you saying... that pineapples were around before grenades???

i find that very hard to believe.

Shun the non-believer.

Shuuuuuun shuuuuuun

CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

That's BS. I have it on VERY good authority that the pineapple was genetically engineered by communists to actually be a giant grenade. The idea was that peasants could grow lots and lots of them very easily, and have them right next to their fields for quick access in the case of an invasion by capitalist pig-dogs. Unfortunately, despite better than expected size increases, they failed the explosivity tests, and had to be redesigned as an energy booster when added to vodka.

As for pulling the pin with your teeth, it's common knowledge that the round grenade pin was specially designed to slip around the wooden peg-teeth which were common in naval dentistry around the time of Captain Ahab.

Interesting. I did not know that. :thumbsup:

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

Wrong.

I remember once, my mom was making a fruit salad and she dropped the pineapple on the floor. Heroically, I dove onto the pineapple and covered it with my body.

How did the salad turn out?

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: lobbyone
Pineapples! :thumbsup:

Hmm... So much for that theory.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Wrong.

I remember once, my mom was making a fruit salad and she dropped the pineapple on the floor. Heroically, I dove onto the pineapple and covered it with my body.

How did the salad turn out?

It didn't.

As it turns out, it was just a big fruit and wasn't explosive. I crushed the pineapple when I dove on it. 😱

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

That's BS. I have it on VERY good authority that the pineapple was genetically engineered by communists to actually be a giant grenade. The idea was that peasants could grow lots and lots of them very easily, and have them right next to their fields for quick access in the case of an invasion by capitalist pig-dogs. Unfortunately, despite better than expected size increases, they failed the explosivity tests, and had to be redesigned as an energy booster when added to vodka.

As for pulling the pin with your teeth, it's common knowledge that the round grenade pin was specially designed to slip around the wooden peg-teeth which were common in naval dentistry around the time of Captain Ahab.

Interesting. I did not know that. :thumbsup:

No, it was to hang them from your ears.

 

[DannyLove]

Supposedly your cum tastes better when they swallow... is this what we're talking about?

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
They kind of look like big hand-grenades. But they taste better.

Wrong. The grenades used to look like the pineapple, hence the name, pineapple grenade. Not sure on taste though. Oh and the pull the pin with the teeth sh*t is just in the movies.

That's BS. I have it on VERY good authority that the pineapple was genetically engineered by communists to actually be a giant grenade. The idea was that peasants could grow lots and lots of them very easily, and have them right next to their fields for quick access in the case of an invasion by capitalist pig-dogs. Unfortunately, despite better than expected size increases, they failed the explosivity tests, and had to be redesigned as an energy booster when added to vodka.

As for pulling the pin with your teeth, it's common knowledge that the round grenade pin was specially designed to slip around the wooden peg-teeth which were common in naval dentistry around the time of Captain Ahab.

Jesus. It's a good thing we won. God bless you, Mr. Reagan.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: DannyLove
Supposedly your cum tastes better when they swallow... is this what we're talking about?

new pickup line: hey babe, I just ate some pineapple. Wanna swallow? 😀😀