YAGT: What I learned

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

love/attraction is entropically unfavorable. you take 2 free people and bind them together, asking them to kind of act as one. going from 2 molecules to 1 molecule. but if you turn the heat up, the reaction will be more favored........

 

[JS80]

Someone is drunk tonight.

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: JS80
Someone is high tonight.

Fixed.

 

[Kadarin]

Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

 

[thehstrybean]

Hmm...doing complex chemistry at the bar again? It's OK to be gay, but not to get drunk and do chemistry...

 

[Conky]

nerds... :roll:

 

[spherrod]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

:shocked:

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: spherrod

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

:shocked:

i second this motion.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

You know I actually laughed and nothing can get me to laugh when I'm this sleepy and trying to write a paper. 10/10 :beer:😀

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: spherrod

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

:shocked:

i second this motion.

OMG :shocked:

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: spherrod

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

:shocked:

i second this motion.

OMG :shocked:

OMG OMG!!!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
love/attraction is entropically unfavorable. you take 2 free people and bind them together, asking them to kind of act as one. going from 2 molecules to 1 molecule. but if you turn the heat up, the reaction will be more favored........

"are you lonely tonight..." :music:

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

LOL !!!!! :thumbsup: :laugh:

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

omg that's hilarious!

 

[BrianH1]

sorry seems to be the hardest word.

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

Grade A man... 😀

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

roflcopter.. good stuff

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
love/attraction is entropically unfavorable. you take 2 free people and bind them together, asking them to kind of act as one. going from 2 molecules to 1 molecule. but if you turn the heat up, the reaction will be more favored........

Well, I will tell you what I learned:

Women are teh evil.

They are confusing, contradictory and just plain nuts.

Women, go figure.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

i motion for a sticky! :thumbsup:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 🙂

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response :thumbsup:
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - Cockblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

Hilarious and true! LOL