Originally posted by: xmellyx
A brain.
Seriously, so many of you guys out there think you are God's gift to women, act as if you know everything about relationships and dating (when the reality is they've only had 1 gf) , and have no effing clue about us. Have confidence in yourself. If you see a girl you're interested in, find out about her, and don't be afraid to talk. The truth is, hot girls are waiting for the guy to make the move. We don't know we're hot unless we're told!
HA! Puh-leeze. Many "hot" women I've known or been acquainted with *know* they are hot and use it quite often to their advantage (whether it be something as serious as a relationship or something as simple as ordering off the menu at lunch.)
I'll agree on the confidence part, though. If you're not confident (guy OR girl), you're not going to land many dates.
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: xmellyx
A brain.
Seriously, so many of you guys out there think you are God's gift to women, act as if you know everything about relationships and dating (when the reality is they've only had 1 gf) , and have no effing clue about us. Have confidence in yourself. If you see a girl you're interested in, find out about her, and don't be afraid to talk. The truth is, hot girls are waiting for the guy to make the move. We don't know we're hot unless we're told!
HA! Puh-leeze. Many "hot" women I've known or been acquainted with *know* they are hot and use it quite often to their advantage (whether it be something as serious as a relationship or something as simple as ordering off the menu at lunch.)
I'll agree on the confidence part, though. If you're not confident (guy OR girl), you're not going to land many dates.
(Shhhhhhh, I was trying to motivate him!)
Cute girls can look hot at times, whereas hot girls look stupid trying to be cute. Or something like that.
you know, if you just want a hot girlfriend, she'll wind up dumping you two weeks later for someone that's either hotter than you or nicer than you.
what does it take? for you to lower your standards and realize that if a girl cares about you then she should be the hottest girl in the world to you.
what does it take? for you to lower your standards and realize that if a girl cares about you then she should be the hottest girl in the world to you.
Originally posted by: xmellyx
A brain.
Seriously, so many of you guys out there think you are God's gift to women, act as if you know everything about relationships and dating (when the reality is they've only had 1 gf) , and have no effing clue about us. Have confidence in yourself. If you see a girl you're interested in, find out about her, and don't be afraid to talk. The truth is, hot girls are waiting for the guy to make the move. We don't know we're hot unless we're told!
LOL, telling a bunch of nerds that having a brain will get you hot chicks? Hello? How stupid are u?
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Originally posted by: xmellyx
A brain.
Seriously, so many of you guys out there think you are God's gift to women, act as if you know everything about relationships and dating (when the reality is they've only had 1 gf) , and have no effing clue about us. Have confidence in yourself. If you see a girl you're interested in, find out about her, and don't be afraid to talk. The truth is, hot girls are waiting for the guy to make the move. We don't know we're hot unless we're told!
LOL, telling a bunch of nerds that having a brain will get you hot chicks? Hello? How stupid are u?
High IQs != social skills
I'm gonna actually try to answer honestly here:
There are 3 types of women IMO:
1. Hot shallow idiots
2. Hot and beautiful inside
3. FUGLY but YOU think she's beautiful (You know what I'm talking about!! Those ugly couples!)
1. Hot shallow idiots:
Easy (or at least for guys with following requisites)
*Looks! Work out, lose weight, stay in shape. Maintain a nice figure. You also have to have a good height which may be out of your control.
*Style! Dress well. Keep in mind: expensive clothes =! dresses well
*All the Bling Bling! Drive a nice car, have all the gadgets, spend $$ on girls around you
*Charisma! Even to shallow girls, you gotta show some content. Learn how to talk to ladies like a gentlemen to keep them on their toes.
But remember, she's stupid and shallow but with hot looks. You can easily be replaced in matter of time. Before superior threat emerges, tap that ass when you manage to reel her in. And while you're at it, tap it again and tap that ass again and again until your time runs out.
2. Hot and beautiful inside:
This is one of the rare gem. Anything from 1. is a nice plus but not necessarily required. This puts heavy emphasis on Personality! And I can go on forever about personality. You must be genuine in heart, sincere, caring, wise AND clever (don't be a spill-all fool). With the right balance of those traits, you got yourself a girl to bring home to!
3. FUGLY but YOU think she's beautiful
She's ugly as hell but somewhere in your degerate mind you find her attractive. Well good for you because she'll be an easy catch. You just need to work on things from both 1 & 2 but chances are, you probably don't have to do anything. Just show some interest and her low self-esteem from looks will bite the bait like a pedophile on Olsen twins.
There are 3 types of women IMO:
1. Hot shallow idiots
2. Hot and beautiful inside
3. FUGLY but YOU think she's beautiful (You know what I'm talking about!! Those ugly couples!)
1. Hot shallow idiots:
Easy (or at least for guys with following requisites)
*Looks! Work out, lose weight, stay in shape. Maintain a nice figure. You also have to have a good height which may be out of your control.
*Style! Dress well. Keep in mind: expensive clothes =! dresses well
*All the Bling Bling! Drive a nice car, have all the gadgets, spend $$ on girls around you
*Charisma! Even to shallow girls, you gotta show some content. Learn how to talk to ladies like a gentlemen to keep them on their toes.
But remember, she's stupid and shallow but with hot looks. You can easily be replaced in matter of time. Before superior threat emerges, tap that ass when you manage to reel her in. And while you're at it, tap it again and tap that ass again and again until your time runs out.
2. Hot and beautiful inside:
This is one of the rare gem. Anything from 1. is a nice plus but not necessarily required. This puts heavy emphasis on Personality! And I can go on forever about personality. You must be genuine in heart, sincere, caring, wise AND clever (don't be a spill-all fool). With the right balance of those traits, you got yourself a girl to bring home to!
3. FUGLY but YOU think she's beautiful
She's ugly as hell but somewhere in your degerate mind you find her attractive. Well good for you because she'll be an easy catch. You just need to work on things from both 1 & 2 but chances are, you probably don't have to do anything. Just show some interest and her low self-esteem from looks will bite the bait like a pedophile on Olsen twins.
Money CAN get you a hot girlfriend but that's all she will ever be. A gold-digger by nature, she will use you, lie to you, and treat you like a doormat for as long as your pocketbook will hold out. She may marry you and have your children but she will never, ever love you for who you are. Congratulations, you have "bought" companionship.
Being an ass CAN get you laid, but that's all it will do. Many hot women will date or go home with the Jerk because of the danger, the fleeting exhilaration, or some other deeply entrenched error in her logic circuits (after which she will complain vigorously to her girlfriends that a) all men are assholes and b) where the hell is Mr. Right?).
Now, to get an attractive woman (who not only is attractive, but kind-hearted, faithful, loyal, and all-around 'perfect') to date you because she actually LIKES you is a different story. All women have their different "thing" but it all boils down to the same combination of personality traits:
1) Confidence. Sure, she's out of your league. Jeez, she's not even your same SPECIES, you witless neanderthal. She outclasses you like Liz Taylor outclasses Beavis and Butthead. It takes balls the size of Texas for someone of your stature to even make eye contact with her, that angel-on-earth. Look in your pants. Is that Houston? Read on.
You may have gotten rejected more times than you care to count. You may have never gotten laid. But the second the thought crosses your mind -- "there's no way she'll talk to me" -- that's when this big red flashing neon sign reading "LOSER" pops straight out of your skull and scares her off. Yes, her initial thought will probably be "What the hell is this guy doing talking to me?" but her curiousity will likely be fueled by fascination rather than disgust (unless, of course, you are hideously overweight, riddled with acne scars, and/or have body odor acrid enough to choke a horse -- in which case, come back with lots of money).
2) Sense of humor. No, laughing at bodily functions or telling jokes you read on /. will, in all certainty, get you stared at, slapped, or dragged outside by the bouncer. I have known attractive women who do like nerd humor, comics, video games, et cetera, but they are few and far between, and such subjects are in no case conversation starters. Back to my point. You don't need to be a Larry Sanders or Dennis Leary. The secret is to laugh at her jokes, to show that you can laugh at yourself as well, and show that while life is not one big joke to you, you are essentially not a humorless sot. Cliff's notes: Make a girl laugh, and she's yours.
Those are two MAIN things to keep in mind when trying to approach ANY girl, and count double for the hot ones.
Other quick tips:
1. Don't douse yourself in cologne. Really. A spritz or two is more than enough. If you walk into a room smelling like a perfume kiosk, people will either think you are covering something up or that you don't get out much.
2. Don't get piss drunk. This should be self-explanatory.
3. Don't take rejection personally. Even the best of us have been shot down from time to time. Learn from your mistakes, don't let it get to you, and try again. She may be "Ms. Perfect" but that doesn't mean she's the ONLY one.
4. When all else fails -- roofies.*
*no.
Being an ass CAN get you laid, but that's all it will do. Many hot women will date or go home with the Jerk because of the danger, the fleeting exhilaration, or some other deeply entrenched error in her logic circuits (after which she will complain vigorously to her girlfriends that a) all men are assholes and b) where the hell is Mr. Right?).
Now, to get an attractive woman (who not only is attractive, but kind-hearted, faithful, loyal, and all-around 'perfect') to date you because she actually LIKES you is a different story. All women have their different "thing" but it all boils down to the same combination of personality traits:
1) Confidence. Sure, she's out of your league. Jeez, she's not even your same SPECIES, you witless neanderthal. She outclasses you like Liz Taylor outclasses Beavis and Butthead. It takes balls the size of Texas for someone of your stature to even make eye contact with her, that angel-on-earth. Look in your pants. Is that Houston? Read on.
You may have gotten rejected more times than you care to count. You may have never gotten laid. But the second the thought crosses your mind -- "there's no way she'll talk to me" -- that's when this big red flashing neon sign reading "LOSER" pops straight out of your skull and scares her off. Yes, her initial thought will probably be "What the hell is this guy doing talking to me?" but her curiousity will likely be fueled by fascination rather than disgust (unless, of course, you are hideously overweight, riddled with acne scars, and/or have body odor acrid enough to choke a horse -- in which case, come back with lots of money).
2) Sense of humor. No, laughing at bodily functions or telling jokes you read on /. will, in all certainty, get you stared at, slapped, or dragged outside by the bouncer. I have known attractive women who do like nerd humor, comics, video games, et cetera, but they are few and far between, and such subjects are in no case conversation starters. Back to my point. You don't need to be a Larry Sanders or Dennis Leary. The secret is to laugh at her jokes, to show that you can laugh at yourself as well, and show that while life is not one big joke to you, you are essentially not a humorless sot. Cliff's notes: Make a girl laugh, and she's yours.
Those are two MAIN things to keep in mind when trying to approach ANY girl, and count double for the hot ones.
Other quick tips:
1. Don't douse yourself in cologne. Really. A spritz or two is more than enough. If you walk into a room smelling like a perfume kiosk, people will either think you are covering something up or that you don't get out much.
2. Don't get piss drunk. This should be self-explanatory.
3. Don't take rejection personally. Even the best of us have been shot down from time to time. Learn from your mistakes, don't let it get to you, and try again. She may be "Ms. Perfect" but that doesn't mean she's the ONLY one.
4. When all else fails -- roofies.*
*no.
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That guide is fool-proof. Women are either HOT or UGLY. Anything else in between falls under 3. In your case, see 3 and dump your GF accordingly.
(you also need to check your humor detector
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