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Gibson486

Gibson486

Lifer
Aug 9, 2000
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I am used to guys hitting on my gf, but this one takes the cake....

Apparently, this guy who works with her is obsessed with my g/f. However she doesn't even know the person. Yesterday, she told me the that the guy came up to her and wanted to rap a song that he made for her. Everyone who works with my g/f said that he spent days on this rap....well, he is about to start the rap and my g/f starts giggling and then intervenes by saying, "I'm slim shady...":Q . I almost slam on the brakes while driving b/c i was laughing so hard. The look she described was pricessless....he got so mad and his response was something like:

"When I make my first cd, you are gonna regret not going out with me. I am gonna be so rich and you can share it with me. you are gonna regret not liking me. I'll get you to get with me, you'll see".

I'd think that a 22 year old guy would think of something better than that. I owuld also think that a 22 year old guy could think of a btter rap than soemthign that began with "Her name is Andrea...."

I am not gonan judge they guy or anything, b/c i don't know him, but i just think that out of all the people that made moves, this is by far, the worst, and funniest.

Cheers:)

Sorry, no pics (I know, but i'll try to post one later), I am at work now and i do not have internet @ my apratment yet.
 
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bleeb

Lifer
Feb 3, 2000
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Becareful... things can happen, don't underestimate this fool

love stricken fool with an obsession can be nasty.
 
GprophetB

GprophetB

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Jun 20, 2003
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lol,
best of luck to pa rappa the rapper and hopefully he doesnt bother your G/F at work anymroe

post some pics

and cheers@!
 
PingSpike

PingSpike

Lifer
Feb 25, 2004
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It sounds like you have little to worry about. Still, it might be a good idea to kill him and dump his plastic wrapped body in a bog, just to be sure. I mean, hey...it sounds like he was probably going to end up there anyway.
 
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Encryptic

Diamond Member
May 21, 2003
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:laugh:

Assuming this isn't BS or a parody thread, I'd say you have nothing to worry about. That's pure comedy gold right there.... :D
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: PingSpike
It sounds like you have little to worry about. Still, it might be a good idea to kill him and dump his plastic wrapped body in a bog, just to be sure. I mean, hey...it sounds like he was probably going to end up there anyway.
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Yeah, this is good advice. You can never be too sure! :D :laugh:
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gibson486
I am used to guys hitting on my gf, but this one takes the cake....

Apparently, this guy who works with her is obsessed with my g/f. However she doesn't even know the person. Yesterday, she told me the that the guy came up to her and wanted to rap a song that he made for her. Everyone who works with my g/f said that he spent days on this rap....well, he is about to start the rap and my g/f starts giggling and then intervenes by saying, "I'm slim shady...":Q . I almost slam on the brakes while driving b/c i was laughing so hard. The look she described was pricessless....he got so mad and his response was something like:

"When I make my first cd, you are gonna regret not going out with me. I am gonna be so rich and you can share it with me. you are gonna regret not liking me. I'll get you to get with me, you'll see".

I'd think that a 22 year old guy would think of something better than that. I owuld also think that a 22 year old guy could think of a btter rap than soemthign that began with "Her name is Andrea...."

I am not gonan judge they guy or anything, b/c i don't know him, but i just think that out of all the people that made moves, this is by far, the worst, and funniest.

Cheers:)

Sorry, no pics (I know, but i'll try to post one later), I am at work now and i do not have internet @ my apratment yet.
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i think you gf has been leading him on, and probably is getting boinked by him at work
 
CPA

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
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I think it's time that your gf have a little talk with HR.
 
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cremator

Senior member
Sep 21, 2001
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Her name is Andrea, and she works in my office, sometimes I masturbate while hiding in her closet. Chicka chicka slim shady!
 
Gibson486

Gibson486

Lifer
Aug 9, 2000
18,378
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nope, not a pardoy.

I am not worried about this guy, i just found it funny how he made his moves.....

However, PingSpike has me thinking some things;)

What did get my kind of mad, was that later, some other guy said that the ring I gave my g/f was a cheap piece and he kept going on and on about how she should dump me or cheat on me b/c the ring i gave her was a peice of sh!t ( i don't care about the ring, i had one of her friends help me pick it out). Fvckin guy needs to put his dick where his mouth is and STFU. However, i felt that the my first story was a better story to tell:)
 
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Pantoot

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Jun 6, 2002
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Originally posted by: Gibson486
Fvckin guy needs to put his dick where his mouth is and STFU.
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That is quite the expression. I don't quite get what it is driving at though. Does that mean she doesn't like the oral?

 
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