YAGT: True Story

[Eeezee]

A friend of mine recently broke up with his girlfriend.

They've been in a rough spot for a few months, and this happened about a week ago (I was told about it yesterday).

So he's having sex with his girlfriend and she "finishes" and he's getting close. Suddenly she starts crying. She says "last weekend I made out with another guy."

Does anyone else find that to be a horrible way to break up with someone? "Ahhh, I've had my orgasm... okay, now to tell him."

 

[DarkKnight69]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
A friend of mine recently broke up with his girlfriend.

They've been in a rough spot for a few months, and this happened about a week ago (I was told about it yesterday).

So he's having sex with his girlfriend and she "finishes" and he's getting close. Suddenly she starts crying. She says "last weekend I made out with another guy."

Does anyone else find that to be a horrible way to break up with someone? "Ahhh, I've had my orgasm... okay, now to tell him."

Bwhahahahaha pwned by his own stupid ass self....


On a serious note, i would fvcking kill her...after i finished of course!

 

[Tylanner]

humans kick ****** ass is all I gotta say about this one

we rock

 

[BoberFett]

That's when you pull it out and find another hole.

 

[DarkKnight69]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
That's when you pull it out and find another hole.

Fvck her in her poop shoot?

Or is ass to mouth acceptable in this instance?

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: DarkKnight69

Originally posted by: BoberFett
That's when you pull it out and find another hole.

Fvck her in her poop shoot?

Or is ass to mouth acceptable in this instance?

ATM, lol :laugh:

 

[BoberFett]

If it's the last time you're gonna be in that position, you might as well go for broke.

 

[AbAbber2k]

That's definitly a good time to finish off in her poop-chute. Then to really drive your feelings home, you take a dump on her chest. Bitch.

 

[EarthwormJim]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
That's definitly a good time to finish off in her poop-chute. Then to really drive your feelings home, you take a dump in her eye. Bitch.

Fixed

 

[ramirez]

Dante says "You never go ass to mouth!"

Originally posted by: DarkKnight69

Originally posted by: BoberFett
That's when you pull it out and find another hole.

Fvck her in her poop shoot?

Or is ass to mouth acceptable in this instance?

 

[Eli]

LMAO @ this thread

 

[mayonnaise]

That's a situation where you really gotta give her something to cry about... so do the damage!

 

[Mucho]

Going out with a bang...