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YAGT Totally Random

LcarsSystem

Senior member
Ok so here it is.

I am 19 years old, almost 20. When I got up this morning to take a piss because I couldn't sleep because it was hot as hell in my room I hear the doorbell. It's around 9am in the morning so I think it's just some solicitor, well anyways I check outside my window and I didn't see anyone walking away, so I thought whoever was there had already left the entry way. I then go back to bed, my brother answered the door and came up to my room to tell me that some girl rear-ended my car. I was thinking some damage and seeing as though my car is brand new I was a a little steamed. So I get dressed, I go to the door to see a what I found out to be a good looking 20 year old girl from England.

She has a nice, sexy british accent and we basically talked for about 2 hours and about 30 minutes after the police gave us the event number. So by this time I was thinking haha, Naughty America.... In my dreams, or so I thought..... Basically I not only got the required insurance info but I got all of her other info as well 😉. She is on a working scholarship here and told me to call her sometime. So I called her earlier tonight to ask her out cause we hit it off before and well... What can I say I work fast, I nailed her.


Cliffs

1)Girl rear-ends my car
2)Good looking british girl, we hit it off
3)Naughty America ensues
4)She wanted some American Lovin
5)Score...

 
Been there an done that. Run away while you still can!!! She'll go back to England and you'll be left with a half-eaten jar of Marmite.
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
What a way to start and end the day. 😉 Interesting story.

Believe me I HAD NO IDEA, but I just sort of went along, played it smooth. I think she was looking for a, "Nice American"...

Naughty America never fails.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: LcarsSystem
Originally posted by: ManSnake
Does she have bad teeth?

No, really straight and white, that was one thing I was looking out for.

She is just copping an accent then. There does not exist a Briton w/o sh!tty teeth.

I got her address in England, and her phone number there to, because I've been to Europe a few times in the past, if I go again, I can get some there to.

Must say though, first time I ever did a foreign chick.
 
Enjoy the poon b/c eventually she's going back to England and she probably has no insurance anyway.
 
Originally posted by: doze
Enjoy the poon b/c eventually she's going back to England and she probably has no insurance anyway.

Nope, I got it all.. I called the ins company and they are already talking, it's just barely chipped, and she felt really bad about it, so I didn't file collision just got myself and event number from the traffic cop.
 
Originally posted by: LcarsSystem
Originally posted by: doze
Enjoy the poon b/c eventually she's going back to England and she probably has no insurance anyway.

Nope, I got it all.. I called the ins company and they are already talking, it's just barely chipped, and she felt really bad about it, so I didn't file collision just got myself and event number from the traffic cop.

Sweet... enjoy it while it lasts dude and get as much as you can while it's available. Crap like this doesn't happen very often past college.

 
Brits don't count as foreign in my book (plenty of girls in other parts of the US with a different accent and bad teeth). But poontang is poontang, so way to work the situation. :beer: :thumbsup: A lesser man would have only fanticised about such a situation. Hell, I'm pretty sure I saw the same scenario in a porn. 😛
 
Originally posted by: LcarsSystem
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
What a way to start and end the day. 😉 Interesting story.

Believe me I HAD NO IDEA, but I just sort of went along, played it smooth. I think she was looking for a, "Nice American"...

Naughty America never fails.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Originally posted by: Fox5
I bet she won't be paying to fix your car.

that's what insurance is for. heh. but yeah, I was going to say pity screw for the car 😛 not that it's a bad thing, might as well have something good come out of the day.
 
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