YAGT: They've been at it for 2 hours now!

[acemcmac]

OMGWTF! This girl I went out with to lunch today and have gone on a few dates with became friends with another friend of mine (next door neighbor)... they have plenty in common (DRUGS)

I wasn't sure if it was a porno or what because I had just knocked on his door a few hours ago to ask him if he knew he was stinking up the floor with spilled beer (dorm life).... the room seemed plenty emtpy to me... now all I've been hearing is this incredible moaning and panting... either she's faking it, or he's incredible... either way theyre probably both blazed.... all I can say is WOW....

 

[zimu]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
OMGWTF! This girl I went out with to lunch today and have gone on a few dates with became friends with another friend of mine (next door neighbor)... they have plenty in common (DRUGS)

I wasn't sure if it was a porno or what because I had just knocked on his door a few hours ago to ask him if he knew he was stinking up the floor with spilled beer (dorm life).... the room seemed plenty emtpy to me... now all I've been hearing is this incredible moaning and panting... either she's faking it, or he's incredible... either way theyre probably both blazed.... all I can say is WOW....

OMGBBQHOTSEX

 

[acemcmac]

I dont get it though... multiple concrete walls and she's still that loud? what weirds me out even more is that... I'm listening to two of my friends

It's not like I can turn on my z680's without it being obvious im trying to drown them out....

you think they'd keep it down.. since it IS 4am?

 

[kami333]

I'd bet on the porno playing in the background while they go at it...

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: kami333
I'd bet on the porno playing in the background while they go at it...

I would have said it too, but the volume fluxuates waaay too much... I stuck my head out in the hall to narrow down the source and it's just waaaaaay higher quality audio than anyone in this building can reproduce without my speakers

 

[acemcmac]

I know he has an early 90's junker tv and a pair of 10w speakers on his computer.... no way any porno is coming out that crystal clear....

 

[acemcmac]

HAHAHAHA

She just streaked down the hall towards her room.... god bless my open door.... suddenly my room goes back to wreaking like cigarette smoke and spilled beer... somoene got some....

 

[acemcmac]

oh great, just went down to throw out the evening's soda cans before I went to bed.... what do you know there's a naked man and a naked woman in the mens room... fantastic...

 

[Eli]

I can't believe I'm the first..

pics?!

 

[opticalmace]

get pics

blackmail

 

[acemcmac]

look... if I have to choose between no pics and braving seeing a naked, scrawny Irish dude just to get pics of a girl I've already seen....

Short answer: NO :beer: :beer: