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YAGT: So I royally fvcked up tonight.

ironcrotch

Diamond Member
So my friend started a cocktail waitressing gig tonight and so me and few of my friends went to the bar/restaurant for her first day at work. Turns out that it's a huge thing, like tons of people at this place. We start sitting at this table, just me and my friends. In comes some people I've never met, 4 of them, but they all know the people that I'm with. One of them was a very attractive female, probably one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen.

Well she was with a group of guys, and it seemed like she was "with" another one of them. Right after they came in we made eye contact and blah blalh blah. They sat at our table but at the opposite end. I was introduced to some of them but not her as she was pulled away by some of her friends. So I asked one of my friends about her and she said that she wasn't sure if she was single or not, just that every time she see's her she's with one of the dudes she shows up with. So I was like cool, I won't tread upon a taken woman. But for the rest of the night she kept making eye contact with me and looking over at where we were.

So basically I know for sure I could have gotten her number at least, but I didn't. And on the way home I asked my buddy about the guy she was with and he thinks that tehy are only friends, cuz he has a GF. And that they are only friends.

All in all. I fvcked up. But there's always next time. I hope...


Cliffnotes for the stupid:
1. go to bar
2. see hot girl
3. she sits with your group for a bit
4. make lots and lots of eye contact
5. ask friend about her, friend says she might be with the dude she's with
6. hesitate and don't talk to her
7. leave and ask buddy to find out that she's actually single
8. DEATH
 
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: pulse8
Better start masturbating!

Would that be like admitting defeat?

No no it's so that when you actually do talk to her you can be calm because you can think to yourself "Hey, I'm talking to you and you don't know it but I was greasing my weasel while thinking about you naked." It's kinda like the ass penny technique.
 
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: pulse8
Better start masturbating!

Would that be like admitting defeat?

No no it's so that when you actually do talk to her you can be calm because you can think to yourself "Hey, I'm talking to you and you don't know it but I was greasing my weasel while thinking about you naked." It's kinda like the ass penny technique.

So touching myself at night will result in a good thing?
 
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: pulse8
Better start masturbating!

Would that be like admitting defeat?

No no it's so that when you actually do talk to her you can be calm because you can think to yourself "Hey, I'm talking to you and you don't know it but I was greasing my weasel while thinking about you naked." It's kinda like the ass penny technique.

So touching myself at night will result in a good thing?

Depends on how you feel about kittens.
 
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: pulse8
Better start masturbating!

Would that be like admitting defeat?

No no it's so that when you actually do talk to her you can be calm because you can think to yourself "Hey, I'm talking to you and you don't know it but I was greasing my weasel while thinking about you naked." It's kinda like the ass penny technique.

So touching myself at night will result in a good thing?

Depends on how you feel about kittens.

I'll kill all the kittens as long as god makes more puppies.
 
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: pulse8
Better start masturbating!

Would that be like admitting defeat?

No no it's so that when you actually do talk to her you can be calm because you can think to yourself "Hey, I'm talking to you and you don't know it but I was greasing my weasel while thinking about you naked." It's kinda like the ass penny technique.

So touching myself at night will result in a good thing?

Depends on how you feel about kittens.

I'll kill all the kittens as long as god makes more puppies.

🙂
 
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