- Aug 18, 2003
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So i sit next to this girl at work whose our art director (shes got mad design skills) and the first couple months were awesome. We went out to lunch everyday, just me and her. i liked her from the beginning (shes hot etc), and would buy her lunch occasionally. she would chat me up all day, and i would always leave work wanting to keep talking to her. she'd bump into me from time to time almost on purpose and would walk really close to me, always smiling, just the kinds of good stuff you think means theres a spark. she shows some cleavage and wears thongs and is single and im like a kid in a candy store. we'd listen to music all day long and we both have an awesome taste in music, i'd help her with just about anything she wanted.
I've met her daughters and one of em likes me alot (sitting in my lap chatting me up instantly almost).. we watched movies when she was at work one day. the other one has heart problems and is young and is super cute.
i bought her a watch because she kept saying she needed one and i wanted her to think about me from time to time. not a good idea i know, i was obvious from the beginning. eventually asked her out in the worst ways, i'll burn you tons of dvds if you watch one with me (gimp mode?) later i did wind up burning like 25 dvds for her kids one day (took forever and i even called myself out on it, msging her 'how much more pathetic can i get?' much more pathetic indeed!!) i donated $35 to her cancer relay team online and left a note that said in dedication of a beautiful women who does wonderful things, (super gimp mode?)
she declined my ideas of going out 'im busy this weekend' and i'd still hold out hope, thinking hey she has 2 kids and they get sick alot and shes busy with work alot. I should have taken the hint. her glasses broke one day and i fixed them for her, since mother's day was coming up i used it as a reason to ask her out again, 'since i fixed your glasses you gotta let me take you out for mom's day' .. she said YES, wtf! im in. HELL NO you dumbass.
<TRAIN WRECK>
so the day before mom's day, she didnt have the girls (were with dad who is super sketchy) a co-worker/friend of mine asked her to come out with us, we gotta company limo we take out and cool places to chill, and she said yes, and since we're all friends, he was like, 'sure you're not coming out tonight? cause she is' and im like, damn, i gotta go. and went to the store and got some new clothes (omg super gimp mode!) and some bottles of wine, got all nice and shiny and called to her verify she was coming. we drop everyone off at the spot, and then i go in limo to pick her up (she hated that) so we find her place and meet up, she was smoking hot, im looking fairly decent considering. and we goto next chick to pick ups place and pop the wine.
get to the bar, all drinking having a good time, i tried weasling my way into sitting next to her (SUPER OBVIOUS GIMPY MODE!) and eventually we're chilling and mad people are sitting with us in the VIP section, we're having the best time of all the people there. then some dudes took my spot, we were all drunk, and i started listening to what they were actually saying to her and it was kinda flirty and asking about getting together or something and this dude has a girlfriend (another co-worker) so i straight up told him to get up. then she sits next to this other dude and they are laughing, i didnt listen to what they were saying, i was kinda giving up at that point, and my friend was even like, dont give up, that dude isnt as cool as you, and for some reason that sounded good, then i was like fvck it all, its time to know and told her it was time to leave, in that 'mean lets get out here im gonna mess this up' kinda way. and kinda asked her if she likes me while she was getting up and she said she didnt like anyone (BS!)
get in the limo and back to my friend/boss' house. now my friend/boss has been a friend of mine for over 10 years almost. he knows i like this girl, he had even been hinting at it at the office that we should be together and joking about us getting married (OMGWTF THANKS BRO SIKE)
<SUPER TRAIN WRECK>
They started talking, truth came out, and they had this big melodramatic switch where she had been working for a partnered company and now she'd be working with our team instead and she'd get promoted to director of marketing etc, wtf is going on? i dont know we're all drunk and she's mad cool so lets promote her. but he kept hinting at it that it would be me and her working together closely, and that i would be her boss, we were both like hell no. but still there was overtones of him trying to hook us up.
They started singing karaoke, i was starting to get antsy, i left kinda angry at some point because i think we had agreed i'd give her a ride home and i was kinda weary about her becoming part of our group of friends especially when i like her. so i left kinda angry, and went to my best friends house and he was like do what you gotta do, i had to know so i raced back over. i wanted to know why she didnt like me, in fact, that was the only way i'd be able to forget bout her and move on. So i told my friends, outside while she was inside, and they were like, shes beautiful of course you like her, she might like you, you should find out. Everyones falling asleep, karaoke is still going somehow, im hating everything at this point, my friend/boss is asleep on one side of me, and the girl is asleep on the other side, i cant sleep until i know and dont really want to sleep in between them and also dont want them sleeping next to each other (JEALOUS GIMP MODE) so i sit there in the creepiest silence ive ever known. eventually i tell her we need to talk, shes like no, and im like i wont goto sleep until we talk. and im like i'll give you a ride. eventually she caves and on the way out, shes says this isn't going to go well.
and im like how do you know that, we get in the car. 'you know i like you, why dont you like me', we're coworkers etc, im seeing someone (and apparently cheating on his wife with her! wtf evil!) so i go all out, we coulda been happy, i'd do anything for you, i love you, shes like i gotta get a new job, you'd drive me crazy, im a heartbreaker.. etc. i was getting it all out, im upset, im rejected, i tell her shes evil and shes not the person i thought she was (OMG WOW WTF?) and shes like im not evil. I thought she was evil because i figured she was superficial, like she just wants a hot guy with money and i still think she is that way. eventually we get to her place she kinda doesnt know what to say but has that look like lets make this ok before we say goodbye, i wouldnt give her the satisfaction and just said bye and raced away. didnt know her city very well and got lost on the way back cursing myself and self loathing to the max. eventually get home, tell my roommate what happened, hate on myself some more, can barely fall asleep (was up all night) and hit rock bottom. couple tears come out, self loathing then the light at the bottom, im gonna change into a better person, i will use this crap to grow a garden.
she writes an e-mail telling me she is sorry, im a great friend, etc, and i write back the next day saying im sorry, hope i didnt mess us up. work is uncomfortable, i stop talking to her, i start dressing up for work (used to be tshirt and jeans guy, now im slacks,belt,collar, etc) we dont goto lunch anymore. Yesterday was the first time we said more than 20 words to each other in an 8 hour period, she wanders around the office alot more and has been trying to get closer to everyone else at work now. Today, a month later, i message her on chat about why i did what i did, she kinda doesnt care, i know, whatever no big deal. i wanted to rebound quick didnt happen, still like her, me and my friend hooked up with lesbians randomly and still didnt kick her outta my head.
cliff notes:
1. share office with chick at work, hot = me like
2. we are cool and chill alot
3. made a group outing into a date (bad idea!)
4. yelled at dudes for picking her up
5. told her how i really felt and wigged her out (i love you, i hate you, ur evil, lets fvck)
6. uncomfortable work, no more cool and chill alot
7. im a new man, wtf i used to be a monster, it sucks to be a monster
8. seems like its getting better, she might be coming on vacations with us, still wtf. move on dumbass.
I've met her daughters and one of em likes me alot (sitting in my lap chatting me up instantly almost).. we watched movies when she was at work one day. the other one has heart problems and is young and is super cute.
i bought her a watch because she kept saying she needed one and i wanted her to think about me from time to time. not a good idea i know, i was obvious from the beginning. eventually asked her out in the worst ways, i'll burn you tons of dvds if you watch one with me (gimp mode?) later i did wind up burning like 25 dvds for her kids one day (took forever and i even called myself out on it, msging her 'how much more pathetic can i get?' much more pathetic indeed!!) i donated $35 to her cancer relay team online and left a note that said in dedication of a beautiful women who does wonderful things, (super gimp mode?)
she declined my ideas of going out 'im busy this weekend' and i'd still hold out hope, thinking hey she has 2 kids and they get sick alot and shes busy with work alot. I should have taken the hint. her glasses broke one day and i fixed them for her, since mother's day was coming up i used it as a reason to ask her out again, 'since i fixed your glasses you gotta let me take you out for mom's day' .. she said YES, wtf! im in. HELL NO you dumbass.
<TRAIN WRECK>
so the day before mom's day, she didnt have the girls (were with dad who is super sketchy) a co-worker/friend of mine asked her to come out with us, we gotta company limo we take out and cool places to chill, and she said yes, and since we're all friends, he was like, 'sure you're not coming out tonight? cause she is' and im like, damn, i gotta go. and went to the store and got some new clothes (omg super gimp mode!) and some bottles of wine, got all nice and shiny and called to her verify she was coming. we drop everyone off at the spot, and then i go in limo to pick her up (she hated that) so we find her place and meet up, she was smoking hot, im looking fairly decent considering. and we goto next chick to pick ups place and pop the wine.
get to the bar, all drinking having a good time, i tried weasling my way into sitting next to her (SUPER OBVIOUS GIMPY MODE!) and eventually we're chilling and mad people are sitting with us in the VIP section, we're having the best time of all the people there. then some dudes took my spot, we were all drunk, and i started listening to what they were actually saying to her and it was kinda flirty and asking about getting together or something and this dude has a girlfriend (another co-worker) so i straight up told him to get up. then she sits next to this other dude and they are laughing, i didnt listen to what they were saying, i was kinda giving up at that point, and my friend was even like, dont give up, that dude isnt as cool as you, and for some reason that sounded good, then i was like fvck it all, its time to know and told her it was time to leave, in that 'mean lets get out here im gonna mess this up' kinda way. and kinda asked her if she likes me while she was getting up and she said she didnt like anyone (BS!)
get in the limo and back to my friend/boss' house. now my friend/boss has been a friend of mine for over 10 years almost. he knows i like this girl, he had even been hinting at it at the office that we should be together and joking about us getting married (OMGWTF THANKS BRO SIKE)
<SUPER TRAIN WRECK>
They started talking, truth came out, and they had this big melodramatic switch where she had been working for a partnered company and now she'd be working with our team instead and she'd get promoted to director of marketing etc, wtf is going on? i dont know we're all drunk and she's mad cool so lets promote her. but he kept hinting at it that it would be me and her working together closely, and that i would be her boss, we were both like hell no. but still there was overtones of him trying to hook us up.
They started singing karaoke, i was starting to get antsy, i left kinda angry at some point because i think we had agreed i'd give her a ride home and i was kinda weary about her becoming part of our group of friends especially when i like her. so i left kinda angry, and went to my best friends house and he was like do what you gotta do, i had to know so i raced back over. i wanted to know why she didnt like me, in fact, that was the only way i'd be able to forget bout her and move on. So i told my friends, outside while she was inside, and they were like, shes beautiful of course you like her, she might like you, you should find out. Everyones falling asleep, karaoke is still going somehow, im hating everything at this point, my friend/boss is asleep on one side of me, and the girl is asleep on the other side, i cant sleep until i know and dont really want to sleep in between them and also dont want them sleeping next to each other (JEALOUS GIMP MODE) so i sit there in the creepiest silence ive ever known. eventually i tell her we need to talk, shes like no, and im like i wont goto sleep until we talk. and im like i'll give you a ride. eventually she caves and on the way out, shes says this isn't going to go well.
and im like how do you know that, we get in the car. 'you know i like you, why dont you like me', we're coworkers etc, im seeing someone (and apparently cheating on his wife with her! wtf evil!) so i go all out, we coulda been happy, i'd do anything for you, i love you, shes like i gotta get a new job, you'd drive me crazy, im a heartbreaker.. etc. i was getting it all out, im upset, im rejected, i tell her shes evil and shes not the person i thought she was (OMG WOW WTF?) and shes like im not evil. I thought she was evil because i figured she was superficial, like she just wants a hot guy with money and i still think she is that way. eventually we get to her place she kinda doesnt know what to say but has that look like lets make this ok before we say goodbye, i wouldnt give her the satisfaction and just said bye and raced away. didnt know her city very well and got lost on the way back cursing myself and self loathing to the max. eventually get home, tell my roommate what happened, hate on myself some more, can barely fall asleep (was up all night) and hit rock bottom. couple tears come out, self loathing then the light at the bottom, im gonna change into a better person, i will use this crap to grow a garden.
she writes an e-mail telling me she is sorry, im a great friend, etc, and i write back the next day saying im sorry, hope i didnt mess us up. work is uncomfortable, i stop talking to her, i start dressing up for work (used to be tshirt and jeans guy, now im slacks,belt,collar, etc) we dont goto lunch anymore. Yesterday was the first time we said more than 20 words to each other in an 8 hour period, she wanders around the office alot more and has been trying to get closer to everyone else at work now. Today, a month later, i message her on chat about why i did what i did, she kinda doesnt care, i know, whatever no big deal. i wanted to rebound quick didnt happen, still like her, me and my friend hooked up with lesbians randomly and still didnt kick her outta my head.
cliff notes:
1. share office with chick at work, hot = me like
2. we are cool and chill alot
3. made a group outing into a date (bad idea!)
4. yelled at dudes for picking her up
5. told her how i really felt and wigged her out (i love you, i hate you, ur evil, lets fvck)
6. uncomfortable work, no more cool and chill alot
7. im a new man, wtf i used to be a monster, it sucks to be a monster
8. seems like its getting better, she might be coming on vacations with us, still wtf. move on dumbass.
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