YAGT: so I like this one girl...

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Does she know who you are? Did she give you her contact information or did you "find it"?

of course I met her before IRL

 

[venk]

Girls dig stalkers. You should try that.

 

[Rightwinger]

Just say the magic words:

"Excuse me, Miss pearl of wisdom glowing in the ethereal darkness. I
would like very much to sit down and speak to you, however, I am
completely inept and lack all social skills pertaining to the opposite
sex. I am very attracted to you, yet I fear rejection greatly. My
thoughts are always on you, and I have an overwhelming desire to delve
deeply into your being, and thereby become closer to you. It is my
most passionate hope that our lives will touch. May I sit down?"

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
chicks really hate when you talk a lot online but be the opposite in real life.

Okay, I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one... could you please rephrase your horrible English? This sounds like a valuable pearl of wisdom that I MUST KNOW!!!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Rightwinger
Just say the magic words:

"Excuse me, Miss pearl of wisdom glowing in the ethereal darkness. I
would like very much to sit down and speak to you, however, I am
completely inept and lack all social skills pertaining to the opposite
sex. I am very attracted to you, yet I fear rejection greatly. My
thoughts are always on you, and I have an overwhelming desire to delve
deeply into your being, and thereby become closer to you. It is my
most passionate hope that our lives will touch. May I sit down?"

i prefer: sup b1tch, prom?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: UncleWai
chicks really hate when you talk a lot online but be the opposite in real life.

Okay, I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one... could you please rephrase your horrible English? This sounds like a valuable pearl of wisdom that I MUST KNOW!!!

Chicks don't like it when you talk to them on IM alone. You have to call them, spend time with them, etc in the real world.

Or do what I do.

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloraform to you?"

 

[z0mb13]

rofl the responses are hilarious..

I am just joking folks..

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Rightwinger
Just say the magic words:

"Excuse me, Miss pearl of wisdom glowing in the ethereal darkness. I
would like very much to sit down and speak to you, however, I am
completely inept and lack all social skills pertaining to the opposite
sex. I am very attracted to you, yet I fear rejection greatly. My
thoughts are always on you, and I have an overwhelming desire to delve
deeply into your being, and thereby become closer to you. It is my
most passionate hope that our lives will touch. May I sit down?"

i prefer: sup b1tch, prom?

Sup bitch, marriage?

I loved that thread, got a link?

 

[UncleWai]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: UncleWai
chicks really hate when you talk a lot online but be the opposite in real life.

Okay, I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one... could you please rephrase your horrible English? This sounds like a valuable pearl of wisdom that I MUST KNOW!!!

Excuseme, mi ingles es muy pobre, hablo solomente en espanol.

Venk es correctamundo!

 

[blahblah99]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
would it be freakish if I IM her every day??

No, and neither is asking if you can sniff her panties.

 

[LordMorpheus]

if you maintain a decent conversation every time you IM her it isn't weird to talk to her whenever your online time overlaps.

What would be wierd, however, is that if every second she is online you are online too. Make sure you get some fresh air away from the intertron. The wimmins can smell if you spend all your time on the intertron and it turns them off.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Don't IM her first every time. Max you should IM her first is 66% of the time.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Don't IM her first every time. Max you should IM her first is 66% of the time.

No. He's wrong. IM her EVERY SINGLE DAY. And remember to yell at her to come back when she's away. And e-mail her a lot too if you can, especially with pics of your feet.

 

[mwtgg]

I'm reminded of last night's Family Guy.

 

[seanws]

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Don't IM her first every time. Max you should IM her first is 66% of the time.

No. He's wrong. IM her EVERY SINGLE DAY. And remember to yell at her to come back when she's away. And e-mail her a lot too if you can, especially with pics of your feet.

make sure you add a few emails in to the mix saying how much you miss her, asking when she'll be on again, or you'll be back online later since you had to leave to buy a taller ladder to see into her second story bedroom window.

 

[PingSpike]

Move away from IMing to RL interaction ASAP. If RL communication is already possible, skip IMing all together.

If that doesn't work, whack off in her rose bushes at night.

 

[Doboji]

as long as you don't initiate the contact EVERY day..... it's fine

 

[Manchurian Candidate]

yes, take it from someone who's done it in the past

 

[chowmein]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Move away from IMing to RL interaction ASAP. If RL communication is already possible, skip IMing all together.

If that doesn't work, whack off in her rose bushes at night.

watch for thorns

RL is the way to go. ask for number and proceed with caution

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: wizard5233

Originally posted by: z0mb13
would it be freakish if I IM her every day??

don't do that, use the phone

I think ESP would be better.