YAGT: Should I be an *******?

Chrono

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Jan 2, 2001
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Hey guys, I need advise and was wondering if you guys can GUIDE me to become an asshole and date this girl because I'm a manwhore? I don't care about her feelings and just want some. I want some bad. I'm 23 (this is a valid excuse that verifies that I can get laid) and want to get some BAD! I haven't had some in like days (unless you count my left hand). Someone please guide me. Since I'm mindless and am just attracted to this person physically only, I think it'll be a cinch for me to just BANG BANG and get outta there.

P.S. She's a virgin :Q = fresh meat.