YAGT: prom...

[secretanchitman]

i cant ask her normally because most of the boys in our school have/will have done something that is at least better than just asking her and i also just dont want to be one of the only boys to ask his gf/girl of 3+ years like normal.

what cant happen? no crude/alcohol/drug ideas, as she doesnt like any of that. shes clean.

i really dont know what i should do. spell out prom on her front lawn using her favorite candy? make her go on a treasure hunt? those are all ideas everyone has used (now and before) and i need your guys help to come up with something that'll really surprise her in a creative way!

TIA!

edit: for clarification and people are bitching about me being whipped. sheesh.

 

[2Xtreme21]

I'm sorry I read it as pron and took me the whole post before I got it.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Popcorn for sale! Only 2 cents!

 

[Alone]

Dump her and ask someone else.

 

[BigJ]

If she's not allowing you to ask her normally, tell her you're going alone and getting drunk with your buddies. That'll change her tune real quick.

 

[BillGates]

Why exactly would you ask her if she's your girlfriend?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Do you have access to a van with no windows?

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Sup bitch. Prom?

I'm sorry, it had to be said.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Sup bitch. Prom?

I'm sorry, it had to be said.

/thread

All hail Minendo!

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
I'm sorry I read it as pron and took me the whole post before I got it.

Good to know I'm not the only one. I kept thinking, why would he have to ask her in a creative way to get her to watch porn?

 

[secretanchitman]

lol @ responses.

shes...different. im used to it, and yes, i definitely would ask her straight up exactly like raynorwolfcastle said, but i cant.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
shes told me that im not allowed [...]

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
no crude/alcohol/drug ideas too, as she doesnt like any of that.

Originally posted by: Alone
Dump her and ask someone else.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Obligatory: "'Sup b*tch. Prom?" or "Nice shoes, wanna fvck?"

Does she have anything that's a particular favorite of hers? If she has a certain book she likes, try to find a fancy leatherbound or antique copy and write an inscription asking her to the prom inside the book. Then wrap it and give it to her for no apparent reason. It's definitely not a "normal" way to ask.

EDIT: Damnit, I type too slow.

ZV

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
rules/guidelines? i have to use my brothers car, which is a bmw.

So who is buying who the corsage?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
lol @ responses.

shes...different. im used to it, and yes, i definitely would ask her straight up exactly like raynorwolfcastle said, but i cant.

I say go with the Whoozyerdaddy suggestion. Get a van with no windows, a bunch of guys, and dress up all in black with ski masks. As she's walking into her house from school, kidnap her and throw her into the back of the van. Drive to an empty warehouse, then tie her to a chair and blindfold her. Then tell her you have a question for her. When she asks what it is, tear off her blindfold and ask her if she'll go to prom with you.

 

[AreaCode707]

Eh, fill her locker with hersheys kisses or something and throw a note in there. Quick and it meets the obligatory "creative" requirement. If you have a Grocery Outlet nearby, you can probably get them cheap. Or have flowers delivered (from Safeway - nice and cheap) to her classroom. All she wants is a story to tell her friends to brag about how much you like her. If you do it in front of her friends, it makes you look even better.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
lol @ responses.

shes...different. im used to it, and yes, i definitely would ask her straight up exactly like raynorwolfcastle said, but i cant.

I say go with the Whoozyerdaddy suggestion. Get a van with no windows, a bunch of guys, and dress up all in black with ski masks. As she's walking into her house from school, kidnap her and throw her into the back of the van. Drive to an empty warehouse, then tie her to a chair and blindfold her. Then tell her you have a question for her. When she asks what it is, tear off her blindfold and ask her if she'll go to prom with you.

LMFAO

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
lol @ responses.

shes...different. im used to it, and yes, i definitely would ask her straight up exactly like raynorwolfcastle said, but i cant.

I say go with the Whoozyerdaddy suggestion. Get a van with no windows, a bunch of guys, and dress up all in black with ski masks. As she's walking into her house from school, kidnap her and throw her into the back of the van. Drive to an empty warehouse, then tie her to a chair and blindfold her. Then tell her you have a question for her. When she asks what it is, tear off her blindfold and ask her if she'll go to prom with you.

See, that seems logical enough to a bunch of guys. I'd be willing to bet he'd be up sh*t creek without a paddle with her if he actually did that.

And, this seems pretty retarded / shens-y. Don't be whipped by some girl... ask her if you guys are going to the prom together, if she gives you some bullshit response, show up with her best friend.

Problem solved?

 

[naldo]

1) cut a hole in a box ...

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

:music:1. Cut a hole in a box...:music:

Can't believe nobody posted this yet...

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
;music;1. Cut a hole in a box...:music:

Can't believe nobody posted this yet...

Too slow!

 

[randomlinh]

WTF?!? she's you're GF, and telling you how you have to ask her to go to prom?

what has this world come to?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
:music:1. Cut a hole in a box...:music:

Can't believe nobody posted this yet...

Too slow!

naldo... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But I had the link...

 

[jpeyton]

She's your girlfriend, NOT your wife.

WTF is with all these crap rules and regulations?

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
shes told me that im not allowed to ask her normally.

rules/guidelines? i have to use my brothers car, which is a bmw. no crude/alcohol/drug ideas too, as she doesnt like any of that.

Grow a pair. Be creative or thoughtful because you want to, not because she asked you.

 

[secretanchitman]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
She's your girlfriend, NOT your wife.

WTF is with all these crap rules and regulations?

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
shes told me that im not allowed to ask her normally.

rules/guidelines? i have to use my brothers car, which is a bmw. no crude/alcohol/drug ideas too, as she doesnt like any of that.

Grow a pair. Be creative or thoughtful because you want to, not because she asked you.

well...unfortunately, 99% of our high school is just like her, except wayyyyyyyyyyyy more strict and worse. trust me on that.

bottom line is, dont ever move to hinsdale, IL and make your kids go to hinsdale central high school.

i just have to use my brothers car instead of my own and thats really not a big deal since i just...well, drive his car instead of mine. better edit my OP.