YAGT: need advice with teh wimmenz

[ironcrotch]

So me and my ex-gf are slowly slowly getting back together, just not official or anything so things are still vague. But we still do bf/gf stuff...

Anyway she and some of her friends went to a wedding today. And during our AIM convo about it consisted of this

Her: when i was at the wedding today
Her: i was thinking how it would be
Her: if we got married
Her: heh heh

AM I TEH SCREWED?!?!

 

[quakefiend420]

yes, get out now while you still can

 

[klah]

next step will be her saving your sperm in her freezer and having herself artificially inseminated with it to trap you into a commitment. trust me.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: klah
next step will be her saving your sperm in her freezer and having herself artificially inseminated with it to trap you into a commitment. trust me.

Lmao

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: klah
next step will be her saving your sperm in her freezer and having herself artificially inseminated with it to trap you into a commitment. trust me.

:Q

Good idea.

<--- me goes to write a book

 

[Ns1]

prepare for the 50% wifey tax

 

[wfbberzerker]

if she says she's on the pill, make sure you see her take them.

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: klah
next step will be her saving your sperm in her freezer and having herself artificially inseminated with it to trap you into a commitment. trust me.

i must institute a no spitting only policy

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
prepare for the 50% wifey tax

50%? Is that all? You got off lucky. My tax rate is much, much higher.

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
prepare for the 50% wifey tax

50%? Is that all? You got off lucky. My tax rate is much, much higher.

and i have to pay for a ring too? this isn't helping my plight

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: klah
next step will be her saving your sperm in her freezer and having herself artificially inseminated with it to trap you into a commitment. trust me.

i must institute a no spitting only policy

Make your deposit around back. Problem solved.

 

[klah]

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: klah
next step will be her saving your sperm in her freezer and having herself artificially inseminated with it to trap you into a commitment. trust me.

i must institute a no spitting only policy

Make your deposit around back. Problem solved.

That is why I always bring a scalpel on dates, in case I need to cut my specimen out of her sheets.

 

[EGGO]

It's a trap! </Ackbar>

 

[Pepsei]

tell her you do the same at weddings too, except you're thinking about someone else.

 

[SilentZero]

LMAO your so screwed!!!

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: klah
next step will be her saving your sperm in her freezer and having herself artificially inseminated with it to trap you into a commitment. trust me.

i must institute a no spitting only policy

Make your deposit around back. Problem solved.

I will write that into law.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
AM I TEH SCREWED?!?!

YEPPZORZ!1!

 

[suicidalpigeon]

eject eject

 

[Colonel C]

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