YAGT:My Girlfriend Snores like a Boeing 757

[Gdepp519]

So my gf.. is with me for the week.. she just got in.. and she snoring soo fvcking loud.. is ubsurd.. like I can't even goto sleep.. im actually typing this post from my laptop in my bed.. while she's snoring away.. is there anyway to silence this??

Vicks vapor rub?? she not sick she just a snores.. and i got work at 9am tomm

X(

heres a pic of her from this summer

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[SmoochyTX]

Elbow her so she moves.

 

[Mrvile]

Let her know and work something out between the two of you. There are a lot of proven snore curing methods out there.

 

[jhayx7]

Pour olive oil in her mouth while she is snoring.

 

[Gdepp519]

ohh tried that it stops for like 2-3 minutes.. just did that now and it got worse.. lolol

 

[Cattlegod]

chip clip on the nose.

 

[DainBramaged]

Smack her ass. Hard. Then tell her to shutup.

 

[shuttleboi]

If you two are not married, then you shouldn't be sleeping in the same room.

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: jhayx7
Pour olive oil in her mouth while she is snoring.

seriously.. give her nasal passages some lubrication..

 

[postmortemIA]

so is it true that all fat people snore?

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: shuttleboi
If you two are not married, then you shouldn't be sleeping in the same room.

lol.. we're both 23 its cool.. lol

 

[SmoochyTX]

Well then, record some video and post for all of us to hear and see. We'll be able to help you more after that. 🙂

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
so is it true that all fat people snore?

well she an exception to the norm then.. she's madd skinny...

 

[postmortemIA]

get the earplugs then.

 

[Gdepp519]

yea i think it may have to do with her smoking cigs..

and im getting the plugs tomm.. at cvs

 

[SmoochyTX]

Get her onto her stomach. She won't snore as much.

 

[Gdepp519]

k thanks.. ill try that..

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Encourage her to quit smoking. I doubt that it has anything to do with her snoring but its cheaper in the long run.

 

[Gdepp519]

i've been doing that.. shes cut down a lot from when she use to... but its hard when she says she likes how it makes her feel

and her mom smokes too..

 

[bonkers325]

stuff her mouth with a pair of socks

 

[Captante]

Get a white-noise generater as well as the ear plugs ... you won't hear a thing.


Sleep-Mate

 

[Tiamat]

ear plugs only do so well The bed will still vibrate from the snoring. Generally, waking up the girl only works for about 1 minute. I know how you feel. I have told my girlfriend to go to the doctor several times, but she hasn't done so yet.

Ear plugs are a huge improvement though, and you may be able to get to sleep even though the bed frame still shakes.

 

[AudiPorsche]

Originally posted by: Captante
Get a white-noise generater as well as the ear plugs ... you won't hear a thing.


Sleep-Mate

there are white noise generator programs out there you can use with comp+speakers

 

[Steve]

Breathe-right strips.

 

[dethman]

put it in her mouth.