YAGT: My girlfriend left me :(

[Shame]

Hell. She's probably pregnant by now...

 

[allies]

Originally posted by: BD2003

Originally posted by: allies
She's been in France/Turkey for two weeks. She's gonna be back on the 14th. All I've been doing is working a lot, and I miss her 🙁 Sorry, just wanted to complain 😛

Mine's been in china for the past month. 🙁

It's been far too long since I had a pair of boobs in my face.

Hahah... true.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: EKKC

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
...wait, i thought you meant you got dumped...she's just on vacation?

a. you are acting like a woman
b. she's getting it on with a Frenchy or Turk now. Girls don't go to Europe and not sleep around. If they have an SO they want to stay with, they bring him, but they definately sleep with someone while there.

pwned :laugh:

lol

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: bigrash
Don't worry. I'm sure she's being taken care of by some really nice french dude.

:laugh:

 

[drum]

she is right here,
would you like to ask her something?

 

[McGyver]

dun worry dude, she's just screwin some guy with an accent. 😛

 

[rh71]

porn is free on the internets.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Time to get the rotgut out with some baked beans and Marvin Gaye. Don't forget to turn out the lights.

now how exactly will being a drunk, gassy, horny guy make you forget your women troubles?

works for me anyway

 

[n yusef]

Originally posted by: BD2003

Originally posted by: allies
She's been in France/Turkey for two weeks. She's gonna be back on the 14th. All I've been doing is working a lot, and I miss her 🙁 Sorry, just wanted to complain 😛

Mine's been in china for the past month. 🙁

It's been far too long since I had a pair of boobs in my face.

Well, I guess you don't have to worry about her cheating.

 

[allies]

Originally posted by: n yusef

Originally posted by: BD2003

Originally posted by: allies
She's been in France/Turkey for two weeks. She's gonna be back on the 14th. All I've been doing is working a lot, and I miss her 🙁 Sorry, just wanted to complain 😛

Mine's been in china for the past month. 🙁

It's been far too long since I had a pair of boobs in my face.

Well, I guess you don't have to worry about her cheating.

lol...

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: allies
She's been in France/Turkey for two weeks. She's gonna be back on the 14th. All I've been doing is working a lot, and I miss her 🙁 Sorry, just wanted to complain 😛

Whoa... so she's going to meet a handsome young guy named Francois Abdul Muhammad and never come back...

Sorry man...

Better just move on now.

-Max

 

[FearoftheNight]

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: n yusef

Originally posted by: BD2003

Originally posted by: allies
She's been in France/Turkey for two weeks. She's gonna be back on the 14th. All I've been doing is working a lot, and I miss her 🙁 Sorry, just wanted to complain 😛

Mine's been in china for the past month. 🙁

It's been far too long since I had a pair of boobs in my face.

Well, I guess you don't have to worry about her cheating.

lol...

ROFLMAO

 

[saymyname]

She's taking it ITB from some sweaty Italian as we speak.

 

[Injury]

See... this is the point in time where you go out to bars with your friends, watch sports and do all sorts of manly things.

Unless you have been too far up your girlfriend's butt that you don't have any guy friends too hang out with anymore.

 

[Eeezee]

1/10

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: allies
She's been in France/Turkey for two weeks. She's gonna be back on the 14th. All I've been doing is working a lot, and I miss her 🙁 Sorry, just wanted to complain 😛

You're a douche.

Because of that I hope she's getting some turkish sausage.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: bigrash
Don't worry. I'm sure she's being taken care of by some really nice french dude.

Bzzzt! French dudes aren't nice.

 

[iliopsoas]

Originally posted by: allies
She's been in France/Turkey for two weeks. She's gonna be back on the 14th. All I've been doing is working a lot, and I miss her 🙁 Sorry, just wanted to complain 😛

Talk about being needy. What an attention whore. I hope your gf fvcks someone while she's on vacation.

 

[moks78]

Originally posted by: Mackie2k
Right Hand FTW!

Leftie too so you won't get tired.🙂

 

[allies]

Originally posted by: Injury
See... this is the point in time where you go out to bars with your friends, watch sports and do all sorts of manly things.

Unless you have been too far up your girlfriend's butt that you don't have any guy friends too hang out with anymore.

I've been chilling with my old H.S. friends, playing soccer, watching soccer (world cup is awesome!), running, and working. I created this thread because I was bored at the moment...

Originally posted by: RyanSengara
You're a douche.

Because of that I hope she's getting some turkish sausage.

Originally posted by: iliopsoas
Talk about being needy. What an attention whore. I hope your gf fvcks someone while she's on vacation.

There are a lot of D-bags here, but that's because they don't have a girlfriend, and if they do she's not on my girlfriend's level 😛 Sucks to be angsty!

Originally posted by: moks78

Originally posted by: Mackie2k
Right Hand FTW!

Leftie too so you won't get tired.🙂

:thumbsup:

 

[MichaelD]

Well, have you heard from her? Phone call? Email? WELL? I just gotta see how this turns out.

ps
LOL @ the "It's been too long since I've had a pair of boobs in my face" comment. That was golden. :thumbsup:

 

[allies]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Well, have you heard from her? Phone call? Email? WELL? I just gotta see how this turns out.

ps
LOL @ the "It's been too long since I've had a pair of boobs in my face" comment. That was golden. :thumbsup:

Yeah she calls me whenever she has a chance. She woke me up this morning with a call and I don't really remember wtf either of said because I was still half asleep.

BTW I'm astonished that all but 2 people haven't asked for a picture. Guess I won't go through the effort 😀

 

[iliopsoas]

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: Injury
See... this is the point in time where you go out to bars with your friends, watch sports and do all sorts of manly things.

Unless you have been too far up your girlfriend's butt that you don't have any guy friends too hang out with anymore.

I've been chilling with my old H.S. friends, playing soccer, watching soccer (world cup is awesome!), running, and working. I created this thread because I was bored at the moment...

Originally posted by: RyanSengara
You're a douche.

Because of that I hope she's getting some turkish sausage.

Originally posted by: iliopsoas
Talk about being needy. What an attention whore. I hope your gf fvcks someone while she's on vacation.

There are a lot of D-bags here, but that's because they don't have a girlfriend, and if they do she's not on my girlfriend's level 😛 Sucks to be angsty!

We're not "angsty". Maybe some of us actually can actually live without our gfs for a few days without whining about it on the internet. Some of us actually enjoy a few days away from our women.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: Injury
See... this is the point in time where you go out to bars with your friends, watch sports and do all sorts of manly things.

Unless you have been too far up your girlfriend's butt that you don't have any guy friends too hang out with anymore.

I've been chilling with my old H.S. friends, playing soccer, watching soccer (world cup is awesome!), running, and working. I created this thread because I was bored at the moment...

Originally posted by: RyanSengara
You're a douche.

Because of that I hope she's getting some turkish sausage.

Originally posted by: iliopsoas
Talk about being needy. What an attention whore. I hope your gf fvcks someone while she's on vacation.

There are a lot of D-bags here, but that's because they don't have a girlfriend, and if they do she's not on my girlfriend's level 😛 Sucks to be angsty!

Originally posted by: moks78

Originally posted by: Mackie2k
Right Hand FTW!

Leftie too so you won't get tired.🙂

:thumbsup:

Ohh since I'm a D-Bag and must not have a girlfriend.. ooooooh.

Suck it up pansy. I do have a girlfriend, but when she leaves yes it sucks but the sky ain't falling.

Have your balls dropped yet?

Edit: It might be quasi romantic if you wrote this in a diary and gave it to her when she gets back. But dude, you're posting on an internet forum.

 

[allies]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: Injury
See... this is the point in time where you go out to bars with your friends, watch sports and do all sorts of manly things.

Unless you have been too far up your girlfriend's butt that you don't have any guy friends too hang out with anymore.

I've been chilling with my old H.S. friends, playing soccer, watching soccer (world cup is awesome!), running, and working. I created this thread because I was bored at the moment...

Originally posted by: RyanSengara
You're a douche.

Because of that I hope she's getting some turkish sausage.

Originally posted by: iliopsoas
Talk about being needy. What an attention whore. I hope your gf fvcks someone while she's on vacation.

There are a lot of D-bags here, but that's because they don't have a girlfriend, and if they do she's not on my girlfriend's level 😛 Sucks to be angsty!

Originally posted by: moks78

Originally posted by: Mackie2k
Right Hand FTW!

Leftie too so you won't get tired.🙂

:thumbsup:

Ohh since I'm a D-Bag and must not have a girlfriend.. ooooooh.

Suck it up pansy. I do have a girlfriend, but when she leaves yes it sucks but the sky ain't falling.

Have your balls dropped yet?

Edit: It might be quasi romantic if you wrote this in a diary and gave it to her when she gets back. But dude, you're posting on an internet forum.

I do make a diary for her... Also I didn't think this post would have offended anyone very much, but obviously I was wrong. And as I pointed out, you may have a girlfriend but she's not on my girlfriend's level. 😛

iliopsoas: You two are just as attention whore-ish trying to make fun of me by simply saying I'm an attention whore for posting this. At least think of something clever, like some others did in this thread. And I was just saying, I wish I could see my girlfriend... chill.