YAGT: My girlfriend broke up with me

[Saint Nick]

and then she said "Happy April Fool's Day!"

i feel like i am going to puke :laugh:

man she got me.

 

[gar3555]

What...are you that worried that she would break up with you?

sad...very sad.

 

[Chrono]

hm...

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: gar3555
What...are you that worried that she would break up with you?

sad...very sad.

It just freaked me out because it was so random :laugh:

 

[Oil]

Shes getting you ready for when she actually break up with you tomorrow

 

[2Xtreme21]

My girlfriend used to do the whole "maybe we should take a break" thing everytime we'd fight and I'd take her seriously, and the act would continue until I said something mildly incriminating-- and then she'd take offense to what I said and tell me that she was just joking before but "now I blew it." God that used to piss me off...

 

[Shadowknight]

2Xtreme21, please tell me you broke up with her.

ETA: And what do you mean by "incriminating?"

 

[eits]

i told my ex that i had cancer on april fool's day... she thought i was serious... i played along... she started crying and that's when i stopped and told her it was all an april fool's joke... she wouldn't talk to me for the next couple days

 

[CellarDoor]

That's nothing. Last year my ex-girlfriend convinced me she was pregnant on April Fools and I freaked out. She had the whole thing planned out (phone calls, messages on the answering machine) etc. and I fell for it.

 

[sixone]

Why do people think that stuff is funny?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
My girlfriend used to do the whole "maybe we should take a break" thing everytime we'd fight and I'd take her seriously, and the act would continue until I said something mildly incriminating-- and then she'd take offense to what I said and tell me that she was just joking before but "now I blew it." God that used to piss me off...

Mind games are fun, aren't they?

When/if I ever find myself with a girlfriend, well, I don't think I'd be willing to put up with any of that kind of BS for long.

 

[angminas]

Originally posted by: sixone
Why do people think that stuff is funny?

I understand it intellectually, but I can't really wrap my mind around hurting people for fun. If you're going to prank someone, it should be very minor and harmless. Like putting their telephone on the hook upside down and then calling them. Or walking around with an open umbrella indoors just to make people stare in confusion. Or leaving pencils on their desk with the logo of a sports team they hate. Much more than this and you've just stepped over the line into shamelessly being a jerk for your own amusement, which is not the essence of friendship or decency as I understand it, even if it's reciprocal.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: angminas

Originally posted by: sixone
Why do people think that stuff is funny?

I understand it intellectually, but I can't really wrap my mind around hurting people for fun. If you're going to prank someone, it should be very minor and harmless. Like putting their telephone on the hook upside down and then calling them. Or walking around with an open umbrella indoors just to make people stare in confusion. Or leaving pencils on their desk with the logo of a sports team they hate. Much more than this and you've just stepped over the line into shamelessly being a jerk for your own amusement, which is not the essence of friendship or decency as I understand it, even if it's reciprocal.

I tend to agree.

 

[toolboxolio]

Man, your GF rocks, OP.

I would seriously lol if mine did that to me.

 

[judasmachine]

Slap her then say April Fools!

Seriously do NOT do that, she will break up with you, and call the police.

 

[intogamer]

The worse April Fools would be a GF saying " I'm a man, baby"

 

[Chiboy]

She isnt the one, when you get divorced... ask me how I knew.

 

[Aquaman]

fool her ITB

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[judasmachine]

Originally posted by: intogamer
The worse April Fools would be a GF saying " I'm a man, baby"

Or "I'm having your baby, man."

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: judasmachine

Originally posted by: intogamer
The worse April Fools would be a GF saying " I'm a man, baby"

Or "I'm having your baby, man."

Or "Baby, I'm have your man"

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
fool her ITB

Cheers,
Aquaman

Then surprise her with a Brooklyn Steamer?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: eits
i told my ex that i had cancer on april fool's day... she thought i was serious... i played along... she started crying and that's when i stopped and told her it was all an april fool's joke...

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Aquaman
fool her ITB

Cheers,
Aquaman

Then surprise her with a Brooklyn Steamer?

Silly Aussie, steamers come from Cleveland.

 

[DaShen]

Wow...

I hope she didn't draw that one out but just said April Fool's right after she said that, because that would be a mean spirited April Fool's joke.

 

[BD2003]

I told my GF I was pregnant.