YAGT: My GF cheated on me

Mill

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I've been dating my GF Kristen, for a little over two years now. She has never acted like she might be sleeping around, but about 6 months ago I noticed this name on AIM. I chatted the guy up pretending to be my GF, and it was obvious to me that something wasn't right there. So I did the dumb thing and installed a keylogger. Save me the "You didn't trust her" crap, because that doesn't matter. It appears she cheated on me with this guy, but he lives out in California. I uncovered several conversations between them, and all made my blood boil. I just don't know what to do, but I want to kill this guy. He knows she had a boyfriend, yet he slept with her anyway. I'm certainly going to break up with her... but I need to cave this guy's skull in first. I've talked to him since then via AIM a few times and I've dropped some hints that I'd like to kick his ass. He keeps changes SNs like a puss, so I have to go back to the keylogger everytime to get his new name. She is still talking to him, but she doesn't know that I know. I don't think he has really mentioned it to her. This guy sounds like he is scared of me, so how should I go about this? I'm in the military so I really can't get in trouble without having to face the UMJC which is not very nice. I've been thinking about flying out to California to kick his ass. Should I do that or just keep scaring him?
 

fumbduck

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Fvck me, it's a parody.

edit: or is it?

If it is not, be just as mad or more angry with her. Or don't be angry at all. The best thing to do is be suttle about it, you know, like go fvck her mom or something :evil:
Make her life miserable, slash her tires everytime she gets them repaired.
 

Homerboy

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"Topic Title: YAGT: My GF cheated on me"

... you mean ex-girlfriend right?
 

LordThing

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If you have been threatening him, she knows you know. Especially if this guy keeps changing his screen name.
 

jsbush

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I don't understand why people get mad at the guy.

He's just getting a peice of ass he couldn't care less. The only person you should be mad at is your gf. She's the one that cheated on you, not the guy she cheated with.


Sorry to hear about that, sucks.

Good luck.
 
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No offense, but this is not the other guy's fault - it's your girlfriend's. He is just being a guy, and you are the one acting crazy by threatening him repeatedly. I don't know what service you are in, but I know that in the Air Force, if you beat this guy up and he expresses an interest in prosecuting you, it WILL happen, and you will end up with a criminal record.

Dump your GF and be done with it. The other guy did nothing wrong, or at least nothing to justify a beating.

EDIT: I didn't recognize the parody-ness of this - someone want to link to the original thread?

Parody threads are dumb and a waste of bandwidth, unless cleverly implemented.
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: jsbush
I don't understand why people get mad at the guy.

He's just getting a peice of ass he couldn't care less. The only person you should be mad at is your gf. She's the one that cheated on you, not the guy she cheated with.

Bingo.
 

SunnyD

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Parody or not - how dumb can someone be to not see the correct answer. If your SO is hittin someone else - drop her like a 9-month preggo after 24 hours of labor!
 

Jzero

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I'm in the military so I really can't get in trouble without having to face the UMJC which is not very nice. I've been thinking about flying out to California to kick his ass. Should I do that or just keep scaring him?

Talk to your commanding officer; he might be able to help you get out of trouble.
 

loup garou

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4 so far...make that 7 with the posts after mine. Not counting the people who later realized after their initial post, nor Skoorb's attempts at reverse-skoorbing.
 

KGB1

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Umm... first go get tested for any diseases, who knows what he might have had.

Other than that I don't see the point of going out to Cali unless you're going to hook up with dezign :p;) It's pointless to drag it out any further than what you're planning to do. I do at least commend you for taking the right initiative to go ahead and spy on the cheater ho.. other than that.... grab her stuff when she's not home and leave them in a box outside of the front door... with a message... later Cheating Beee0tch
 

jjones

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Oct 9, 2001
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If you weren't such a pussy you would have killed him already. No wonder your gf cheated on you. How can you expect her to be faithful to some guy who squats to pee.
 

PricklyPete

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Dude...let it go and drop the girlfriend. There are plenty more fish in the sea. Sorry to hear about it though.
 

StageLeft

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I would be a man and let it go. But, before you do that, stay with her long enough to get her pregnant. Change her pills out with tylenol or something like that. Then after she's knocked up leave her. I had to do that to a girlfriend a few years ago. Revenge is a dish best served cold, and oh how sweet it was.
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I would be a man and let it go. But, before you do that, stay with her long enough to get her pregnant. Change her pills out with tylenol or something like that. Then after she's knocked up leave her. I had to do that to a girlfriend a few years ago. Revenge is a dish best served cold, and oh how sweet it was.

Or you could just DHIT..., film it, and post it on the internet. No child support payments, either.

PS: ;)