YAGT: MEN, do you ever have the urge to forcefully but playfully molest your SO

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Thegonagle

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Sure, when we're both getting "into the mood."

But not when angry or frustrated. (Because that mood ain't right for me.)

If you can't keep yourself from acting on it, I think that's a bad sign. Just my opinion.
 

deejayshakur

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Originally posted by: shilala
I'll one up you here...
It's been a lot of years ago, but once I was holding my girlfriend's kid's rabbit. I looked at it, petted it, and got an overwhelming urge to kill it right there, right now. It wasn't a thought, it was a feeling. I was gonna tear it's throat out with my teeth.
It totally freaked me out.
Eventually, I answered it the way Icopoli did earlier in this thread. Instinct. I'm an animal. A predator.
I'm nothin more than a shined up turd of a neanderthal.
We tend to forget that.

hm, logical enough. but rather disturbing.

although as a lab tech, i have to sacrifice mice with my bare (gloved) hands, and when i first started doing it, i almost cried every time. i can do it without flinching now, but a part of me just goes away everytime i do it...some of us are just more of animals than others.

as for my gf, it's not a pressing urge at all. just comes up once in a blue moon when we're in a heated discussion.
 

BigToque

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There's nothing like raping your girl from This side of the room --- To that side of the room...

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Merlyn3D

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Whenever the gf and I fight and I molest her by grabbing certain spots on her body, she can't help but stop being mad and giggle. It's a great way to stop her from making a point!
 

jjzelinski

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Originally posted by: shilala
I'll one up you here...
It's been a lot of years ago, but once I was holding my girlfriend's kid's rabbit. I looked at it, petted it, and got an overwhelming urge to kill it right there, right now. It wasn't a thought, it was a feeling. I was gonna tear it's throat out with my teeth.
It totally freaked me out.
Eventually, I answered it the way Icopoli did earlier in this thread. Instinct. I'm an animal. A predator.
I'm nothin more than a shined up turd of a neanderthal.
We tend to forget that.


ROFL!! You go bunny slayer!! Grrrrr!
 

cerebusPu

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Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Whenever the gf and I fight and I molest her by grabbing certain spots on her body, she can't help but stop being mad and giggle. It's a great way to stop her from making a point!

haha..Im gonna try that next time.

honk honk!
 

cerebusPu

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: kreactor
surprise sex was a very important aspect of my previous relationship

Waking up to your SO mounting the flagpole can be quite interesting :D

i should plan this ahead of time. hey honey, next time you wake up and your horney and i have morning wood but Im not awake yet, you can go right ahead and suck it until i wake up.
 

JayHu

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Originally posted by: cerebusPu
Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Whenever the gf and I fight and I molest her by grabbing certain spots on her body, she can't help but stop being mad and giggle. It's a great way to stop her from making a point!

haha..Im gonna try that next time.

honk honk!

HAHA.. that's awesome. Great idea. :D
 

deejayshakur

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Okay, I'm not clear on this. Are we talking good touch or bad touch?

it's hard to describe, but i think the best way to say it is a good touch with not so good intentions.
 

DaTT

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Punch her in the mouth, and then kiss her on the mouth. Hard. At that very moment, you will have defined your relationship.
 

DaTT

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Originally posted by: shilala
I'll one up you here...
It's been a lot of years ago, but once I was holding my girlfriend's kid's rabbit. I looked at it, petted it, and got an overwhelming urge to kill it right there, right now. It wasn't a thought, it was a feeling. I was gonna tear it's throat out with my teeth.
It totally freaked me out.
Eventually, I answered it the way Icopoli did earlier in this thread. Instinct. I'm an animal. A predator.
I'm nothin more than a shined up turd of a neanderthal.
We tend to forget that.

I too have had that urge, but its more like I have this overwhelming feeling to kick the guy I'm working with right square in the balls.
 

TallBill

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Uh.. I get extremely violent thoughts in my head at random times towards just about anyone. I'll be talking to a relative and cutting a steak and picture myself slicing his eyes out, etc. It gets way worse then that.

Anyways, I dont think these are "urges", and of course I've never acted them out or I'd be locked up in the loony bin.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Okay, I'm not clear on this. Are we talking good touch or bad touch?

Put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up
 

One time I dated this girl that had a Terrier. I hated that little thing. Every time it yapped at me I just had this desire to kill it. My girl was in the shower one afternoon and bloodlust overcame me and I literally ripped the dogs head off. She still thinks it ran away, and her sorrow is my pleasure.

sorry I had to get that off my chest.

edit: whoops this was a joke :shocked: