YAGT..Last night I tried to tease her, I gave my love a little pinch

leftyman

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Now whip out your big 10 inch :cool:















record of a band that plays those blues :music:
 

DaShen

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change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight. ;) :p j/k guys.
 

FoBoT

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it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays its blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
she said now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just loves my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

I, I, I cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she begs for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

my girl don't go for smokin'
and liquor just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
band that play the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues
:music:
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.
 

GuitarDaddy

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:


Of course everybody knows the average Johnson here on ATOT is 12"
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
 

BigJ

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Originally posted by: DaShen
change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight. ;) :p j/k guys.

Speaking of penises, one of my friends just bought her friend a 6' inflatable penis as a birthday gift. And a kit so you can make a mold of your vagina and then make chocolates out of it.
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: DaShen
change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight. ;) :p j/k guys.

Speaking of penises, one of my friends just bought her friend a 6' inflatable penis as a birthday gift. And a kit so you can make a mold of your vagina and then make chocolates out of it.

I wouldn't think melted chocolate and a vagina would be compatable.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: DaShen
change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight. ;) :p j/k guys.

Speaking of penises, one of my friends just bought her friend a 6' inflatable penis as a birthday gift. And a kit so you can make a mold of your vagina and then make chocolates out of it.

I wouldn't think melted chocolate and a vagina would be compatable.
lol, you are missing out.

 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: DaShen
change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight. ;) :p j/k guys.

Speaking of penises, one of my friends just bought her friend a 6' inflatable penis as a birthday gift. And a kit so you can make a mold of your vagina and then make chocolates out of it.

I wouldn't think melted chocolate and a vagina would be compatable.
lol, you are missing out.

Mosh, don't you know any better than to try to educate the ATOTer's?

:D
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

average for who?
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

average for who?
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*

I see inflation has increased the overall average
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

average for who?
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*

I see inflation has increased the overall average
yeh, i was speaking of the "inflated" length. :laugh:
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

average for who?
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*

And you have factual evidence to support your claim?
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

[/quote]

average for who?[/quote]
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*[/quote]

And you have factual evidence to support your claim?[/quote]
sounds like somebody is belooooooow average. . . :laugh:

 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

average for who?[/quote]
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*[/quote]

And you have factual evidence to support your claim?[/quote]
sounds like somebody is belooooooow average. . . :laugh:

[/quote]

Inflation didnt do it for them. :D
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

average for who?[/quote]
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*[/quote]

And you have factual evidence to support your claim?[/quote]
sounds like somebody is belooooooow average. . . :laugh:

[/quote]

sheesh..what do I got to do, post a pic or something?
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

average for who?
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*[/quote]

And you have factual evidence to support your claim?[/quote]
sounds like somebody is belooooooow average. . . :laugh:

[/quote]

sheesh..what do I got to do, post a pic or something?[/quote]

Go ahead, we all can do with a good laugh
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.

extra long?
with 7" being average?

average for who?
americans?

*me nervously bites fingernails*

And you have factual evidence to support your claim?[/quote]
sounds like somebody is belooooooow average. . . :laugh:

[/quote]

sheesh..what do I got to do, post a pic or something?[/quote]

Go ahead, we all can do with a good laugh[/quote]

big ten inch ;)