:music:got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch
record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays its blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues
last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
she said now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big 10 inch
record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just loves my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues
I, I, I cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she begs for my big 10 inch
record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues
my girl don't go for smokin'
and liquor just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch
record of a band that plays the blues
band that play the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
Of course everybody knows the average Johnson here on ATOT is 12"
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
Originally posted by: DaShen
change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight.![]()
j/k guys.
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: DaShen
change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight.![]()
j/k guys.
Speaking of penises, one of my friends just bought her friend a 6' inflatable penis as a birthday gift. And a kit so you can make a mold of your vagina and then make chocolates out of it.
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
lol, you are missing out.Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: DaShen
change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight.![]()
j/k guys.
Speaking of penises, one of my friends just bought her friend a 6' inflatable penis as a birthday gift. And a kit so you can make a mold of your vagina and then make chocolates out of it.
I wouldn't think melted chocolate and a vagina would be compatable.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
lol, you are missing out.Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: DaShen
change 10 to 2 and you have most of ATOT covered. The only other exception would be that "she" would refer to a blow-up doll or fleshlight.![]()
j/k guys.
Speaking of penises, one of my friends just bought her friend a 6' inflatable penis as a birthday gift. And a kit so you can make a mold of your vagina and then make chocolates out of it.
I wouldn't think melted chocolate and a vagina would be compatable.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
americans?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
average for who?
Originally posted by: moshquerade
americans?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
average for who?
*me nervously bites fingernails*
yeh, i was speaking of the "inflated" length. :laugh:Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
americans?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
average for who?
*me nervously bites fingernails*
I see inflation has increased the overall average
Originally posted by: moshquerade
americans?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
average for who?
*me nervously bites fingernails*
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
americans?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
average for who?
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
americans?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
with 7" being average?Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we knew that. lefty would never refer to an extra long penis in his posts.Originally posted by: FoBoT
it is about a record, an LP is about ten inches in diameter
you kids :roll:
:music:
extra long?
average for who?
*me nervously bites fingernails*