YAGT: Ironic, girl breaks up with me because i'm a 'jerk', turns into a slut, gets HPV

[jman19]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
You do realize that pretty much everyone has HPV, right? It's the same thing that causes warts.

Hell, this guy has admitted to having herpes, cheating on an ex-girlfriend, and punching a woman... his snafu about HPV is nothing compared to the other hypocrisy in this thread.

 

[MisterJackson]

Ryyyyyaaannnnn....come out come out wherever you are!

Fvcking idiot.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Ryyyyyaaannnnn....come out come out wherever you are!

Fvcking idiot.

He's probaly in his room crying his poor little heart out. You people should be ashamed!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Ryyyyyaaannnnn....come out come out wherever you are!

Fvcking idiot.

He's probaly in his room crying his poor little herp infested heart out. You people should be proud!

fixed

BTW, seriously OP, DaShen gave you some REALLY good advice earlier, and just so my post isn't 100% unconstructive, I'm advising you take his advice.

 

[m1ldslide1]

Ironic, girl breaks up with me because i'm a 'jerk', turns into a slut, gets HPV

She turns into a "slut" beause she has sex with one guy after breaking up with you?

You have issues.[/quote]

She only had intercourse with one, I know she made out with, and fondled and was fondled by several (atleast 3 that I know of)

Notice the distinction?[/quote]

What are you, 15? In your mid 20's that counts as a typical night at the bar. Grow up, even if your actual age is fighting back...

 

[HardcoreRobot]

you are so fing worthless

no cancer is 100% curable if its caught too late. that claim is flat out retarded.

you live in a twisted twisted world it it really fills me with despair to hear the way you live and treat people

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: mugs
Bryophyte, you found a way to shut him up! You're my hero :heart:

hehehe

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BigJ
I'd expect nothing less from you.

Agreed. BTW: Ryan, she was right. You *are* a jerk.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: A5

Originally posted by: DLeRium

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Poor Ryan. Life's been hard on him.

My ideal breakup, where I claim I'm not fixated on the girl. I hit her friend in the face with my fist.
I tell in great detail about how I'm a victim and pushed, tripped, and punched a girl in the face.
I call my mom a brain dead SOB, a freak, a fvcking freak, a stupid blonde, crazy, b*tch, and tell her to DIAF, all in the OP alone, because she won't hire a maid and expects me to clean up after myself, even though she had lupus and arthritis.
Wah, wah, I have herpes.
US Customs is racist because they asked me for ID! Let me tell you about how wealthy my family is!
I cheated on my girlfriend in high school and she got mad at me.
I'm a victim.
More problems with traveling without a passport.
I apologize to ATOT for being a braggart, a liar, and 'a bit of a dick' and offer you money.
I'm friends with all of my exes, but they are forbidden to say their new boyfriends' names in my presence.
I blew all of my money and went crawling to my dad crying for more.
Wah, wah, it's not my fault that I'm deep in debt, my dad has a 7 digit salary and I can't get a student loan.
My roommate is gay, my feelings are hurt, and I'm confused.
My girlfriend went clubbing without me.
I'm going to sue my ex girlfriend's parents because they don't like me.
My long distance girlfriend of 4 months cheated on me.

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-O-N-S-T-E-R KILL KILl KIll Kill kill kil. ki.. k... ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEADSHOT!

GG MONEY

Ownage of the year winner!

fixed

 

[Andyb23]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: OS

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: OS
unless details are missing, it's possible you gave it to her

I've been tested, when I found out she had it in the summer I had every test done on me humanly possible.

I was QUITE scared that she didn't tell me that she got sick before I hit it again last december.

I'm not clear how you can get tested for HPV, there is no FDA approved test for men for cancer causing strains of HPV.

I dunno I went to go and visit the doctor, had pap smears done, bloodtests, everything came back negative with the exception of the fact that I have HSV (that I already knew).

If you're correct then I'm still not safe and that has me gravely concerned.

Isn't it aggravated assault if you have an STD that can be fatal and fail to disclose it to someone that you have sex with?

LOL you had a pap smear?

Anyways she should have told you ya.

Was she hot at least?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Poor Ryan. Life's been hard on him.

My ideal breakup, where I claim I'm not fixated on the girl. I hit her friend in the face with my fist.
I tell in great detail about how I'm a victim and pushed, tripped, and punched a girl in the face.
I call my mom a brain dead SOB, a freak, a fvcking freak, a stupid blonde, crazy, b*tch, and tell her to DIAF, all in the OP alone, because she won't hire a maid and expects me to clean up after myself, even though she had lupus and arthritis.
Wah, wah, I have herpes.
US Customs is racist because they asked me for ID! Let me tell you about how wealthy my family is!
I cheated on my girlfriend in high school and she got mad at me.
I'm a victim.
More problems with traveling without a passport.
I apologize to ATOT for being a braggart, a liar, and 'a bit of a dick' and offer you money.
I'm friends with all of my exes, but they are forbidden to say their new boyfriends' names in my presence.
I blew all of my money and went crawling to my dad crying for more.
Wah, wah, it's not my fault that I'm deep in debt, my dad has a 7 digit salary and I can't get a student loan.
My roommate is gay, my feelings are hurt, and I'm confused.
My girlfriend went clubbing without me.
I'm going to sue my ex girlfriend's parents because they don't like me.
My long distance girlfriend of 4 months cheated on me.

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-O-N-S-T-E-R KILL KILl KIll Kill kill kil. ki.. k... ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEADSHOT!

now that i've quit laughing, nice job Bryophyte.

 

[Andyb23]

LOL That US customs thread is funny. You guys were such d!cks, I've heard this is a racist board tho. (At least OT)

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Andyb23
LOL That US customs thread is funny. You guys were such d!cks, I've heard this is a racist board tho. (At least OT)

You can be as racist as you want. If you do it on AT though, they will nail your ass to the wall.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Andyb23
LOL That US customs thread is funny. You guys were such d!cks, I've heard this is a racist board tho. (At least OT)

You won't find any more racism here than in the general population. Especially against asians, because we have a disproportionate amount of asians here.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Andyb23
LOL That US customs thread is funny. You guys were such d!cks, I've heard this is a racist board tho. (At least OT)

You won't find any more racism here than in the general population. Especially against asians, because we have a disproportionate amount of asians here.

The mods have a very low tolerance for racist posts here, lower than most other boards.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: A5

Originally posted by: DLeRium

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Poor Ryan. Life's been hard on him.

My ideal breakup, where I claim I'm not fixated on the girl. I hit her friend in the face with my fist.
I tell in great detail about how I'm a victim and pushed, tripped, and punched a girl in the face.
I call my mom a brain dead SOB, a freak, a fvcking freak, a stupid blonde, crazy, b*tch, and tell her to DIAF, all in the OP alone, because she won't hire a maid and expects me to clean up after myself, even though she had lupus and arthritis.
Wah, wah, I have herpes.
US Customs is racist because they asked me for ID! Let me tell you about how wealthy my family is!
I cheated on my girlfriend in high school and she got mad at me.
I'm a victim.
More problems with traveling without a passport.
I apologize to ATOT for being a braggart, a liar, and 'a bit of a dick' and offer you money.
I'm friends with all of my exes, but they are forbidden to say their new boyfriends' names in my presence.
I blew all of my money and went crawling to my dad crying for more.
Wah, wah, it's not my fault that I'm deep in debt, my dad has a 7 digit salary and I can't get a student loan.
My roommate is gay, my feelings are hurt, and I'm confused.
My girlfriend went clubbing without me.
I'm going to sue my ex girlfriend's parents because they don't like me.
My long distance girlfriend of 4 months cheated on me.

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-O-N-S-T-E-R KILL KILl KIll Kill kill kil. ki.. k... ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEADSHOT!

GG MONEY

Ownage of the year winner!

fixed

wow i was about to express the opinion that the OP is worthless, buy Bryophyte has already taken care of things.

:beer:

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Ned Flanders
Since when did cancer become funny? You are a jerk, grow up.

Since one gets it by being a total slut and getting an STD that causes said cancer?

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Squisher
I don't see how this negates the probability that you are a jerk.

So if someone acts like a whore and their whorishness ends up injuring/killing them, we're supposed to feel sorry for them?

I think not. They brought it on themselves, plain and simple.

 

[meltdown75]

Ah, the perils of making ATOT a chronicle of your entire personal life...

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Squisher
I don't see how this negates the probability that you are a jerk.

So if someone acts like a whore and their whorishness ends up injuring/killing them, we're supposed to feel sorry for them?

I think not. They brought it on themselves, plain and simple.

You lack reading comprehension.

 

[Reckoner]

I can't believe you guys are feeding the troll

 

[topslop1]

Pft, you're a little girl, you should've been cheating on her to keep HER on her toes. Oh well.