YAGT: How long does the honeymoon period last?

[scootermaster]

See, I'm a firm believer in the theory that the relationship doesn't start until you fart in front of each other.

So the question is, how long do you wait?

I usually try to hold off until the second date, but I could be in the minority there. Anyone wanna chime in?

 

[jdini76]

I read somewhere that it is acceptable to fart in front of a girl only when you have successfully given her an orgasm.

 

[Zolty]

In my experience the relationship starts when you fart and hold her under the covers while laughing.

 

[toolboxolio]

Originally posted by: Zolty
In my experience the relationship starts when you fart and hold her under the covers while laughing.

Both wrong.

If she smells up your farts without freaking out, then a real relationship has started.

However, if she farts.... she's most likely a dude.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: toolboxolio

Originally posted by: Zolty
In my experience the relationship starts when you fart and hold her under the covers while laughing.

Both wrong.

If she smells up your farts without freaking out, then a real relationship has started.

However, if she farts.... she's most likely a dude.

Women are certainly allowed to toot, but no farting. If it sounds like a bear, its a man.

 

[Rastus]

To answer the question in the title:

When she comes into the bathroom to brush her teeth while you are taking a dump.

 

[Kwaipie]

If you can fart while she's "taking care" of you down there, you have a partner for life.