YAGT: How do I give the impression that I have a gf?

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
You say, "you are really a very nice person and your interest in me is flattering but I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship"

What if the girl hasn't come right out and said she liked you and wants a relationship, but you can tell she does. Let's assume she's making hints, but nothing so obvious she can't deny it was innocent. Also assume that you want to remain friends with her. Do you allow her to keep thinking it's possible until she actually says something, or do you come off as arrogant and preemptively tell her it's not going to happen?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: yowolabi

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
You say, "you are really a very nice person and your interest in me is flattering but I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship"

What if the girl hasn't come right out and said she liked you and wants a relationship, but you can tell she does. Let's assume she's making hints, but nothing so obvious she can't deny it was innocent. Also assume that you want to remain friends with her. Do you allow her to keep thinking it's possible until she actually says something, or do you come off as arrogant and preemptively tell her it's not going to happen?

In that case you casually mention another woman that you are intersted in,ask her advice as a friend on how best to pursue her.That allows you both to save face.

Btw,that'll be $29.99 see your pm's for my paypal info🙂

 

[iamme]

talk to her about how you'd hit Tom Cruise, given the chance. then proceed to comment on men's asses as they walk by.

 

[FuZoR]

just mention your g/f during a conversation 😛

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: yowolabi

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
You say, "you are really a very nice person and your interest in me is flattering but I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship"

What if the girl hasn't come right out and said she liked you and wants a relationship, but you can tell she does. Let's assume she's making hints, but nothing so obvious she can't deny it was innocent. Also assume that you want to remain friends with her. Do you allow her to keep thinking it's possible until she actually says something, or do you come off as arrogant and preemptively tell her it's not going to happen?

In that case you casually mention another woman that you are intersted in,ask her advice as a friend on how best to pursue her.That allows you both to save face.

Btw,that'll be $29.99 see your pm's for my paypal info🙂

Check's in the mail.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Why don't you just hit it?
Have a drunken night of crazy monkey sex and then the next morning you can just say that it didn't feel right.

Obviously if you've gotta ask how to give the impression that you've got a gf then you don't have one right now. So take the women while she's there, maybe you can hook up the friends with benefits side of the deal. Then you've got it made.

 

[woowoo]

Not wanting a woman............................
let me see, nope, never had that problem before

 

[Cfour]

Originally posted by: amnesiac


You could also look around your apartment to see if you left your balls somewhere, and tell her straight up.

Lol.. I was gonna say just tell her.. but you said it better.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

BUY THIS FROM EBAY! 😀

 

[optimistic]

Do like what girls do. Casually incorporate the world "girlfriend" into your conversation.

"Oh! My girlfriend likes that too!"
"My girlfriend and I haven't tried that yet!"

But damnit, why do they got to lead you on at first like that! See, it goes like this- flirtflirtflirtflirtflirt, ok I have to go, I'm meeting my boyfriend for lunch! :|

😛

 

[BDawg]

There was an episode of Married with Children where Bud's friends came over to the house to make out with their GFs. Since Bud didn't want to be left out, he dressed up a blow up doll and pretended it was his GF. Maybe the same idea would work for you?

 

[Ranger X]

Tell her about the type of girls you're into and describe all the qualities you DON'T like. While you're talking about your dislikes, describe her qualities but don't be too specific. 😉

 

[styelers]

Just mention that you have a gf in a conversation. Lets say shes ask you to to the movies or hang out, tell her you can't that you have plans with your gf.

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Sleep with her sister.....that tends to piss them off.

or her mom, or her dad...lol

 

[dquan97]

Hang a sign around your neck that says "Owned by (insert name)"

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: GroundZero

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Sleep with her sister.....that tends to piss them off.

or her mom, or her dad...lol

:Q

 

[brtspears2]

Get a lot of calls on your cell phone, put on the innocent, sweet tone of voice.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
Be really, really nice to her. Shower her with attention, be at her beck and call, do her homework, etc. Then she'll want to be friends.
That's the nerd way.

You could also look around your apartment to see if you left your balls somewhere, and tell her straight up.

Whatever you do, don't be an asshole to her, because then she'll just want you more. Girls are screwed up that way.

Ahahaha you've got some weird, but strangely true logic.

 

[sohdahere]

"Its not you, its me"

 

[GermyBoy]

Ever think about telling her, "OMG, my girlfriend would love you. You just HAVE to meet her."

 

[Sid59]

Road Trip, "its not considered cheating if she is in another area code"

 

[Rayden]

make sure this is ok with your friend first.

walk around holding hands

or if you are really drastic, ask her to lunch with you and a friend, and during lunch lean over and kiss him. 😀

 

[wicktron]

Act gay, it does it EVERY time.

 

[Syringer]

Ugh, why can't people let these threads DIE?

 

[wicktron]

I don't know; I saw it near the top so I responded, disregarding the original post date.