YAGT: How can I hide the fact that I'm a baller?

[91TTZ]

Hi Guys,

I live in a low-education, low income country where the people on average only completed 1st grade and make $2 a day. I moved into this village after finishing 4th grade and landed a kick-ass job at McDowell's. I'm making in excess of $5 a day.

I don't want the local wenches to want me for my money, but it's kind of hard when I've already bought a mud hut, a transistor radio, a dung dinnerware set, and a brand new baby billygoat is parked in the driveway.

What can I do to overcome this stinging stigma of absolute wealth?

 

[Rage187]

just don't buy $5000 worth of furniture or a plasma tv and you'll be fine.

 

[Maximilian]

lol, wow mud hut! :thumbsup:

 

[moomoo40moo]

1.35/10

 

[mpitts]

Go work at Soul-Glo. I heard their new in-home weave products are really taking off.

 

[Steve]

Ever read or see "The Prince and The Pauper"?

P.S. 9/10

 

[huberm]

morocco?

 

[AMCRambler]

9/10. Lollerz

 

[imported_Mike]

LMAO 8/10

 

[EGGO]

Stop bragging. All you proved is that your e-penis is big.

 

[SViper]

I'd give this parody 5/10. Had more potential if you fleshed out the details a little, but it still delivers.

 

[vi edit]

Rebadge your 42" HDTV Plasma so that it's an EDTV. That shows that you are much more budget minded.

 

[jpeyton]

:laugh:

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: mpitts
Go work at Soul-Glo. I heard their new in-home weave products are really taking off.

:music:Just let your SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL GLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:music:

 

[tranceport]

9/10

 

[txrandom]

Link to original?

 

[saymyname]

I'm telling you....soup kitchens and homeless shelters. You can't go wrong

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: txrandom
Link to original?

 

[saymyname]

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1959925&enterthread=y

 

[Screech]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: txrandom
Link to original?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1959925&enterthread=y

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[erub]

mommy, i want a big e-penis too!!

 

[RossMAN]

Thanks for the linkage, reading right now.

 

[tbike06]

lol

 

[Rayden]

I think I'd be more amused by a parody along the lines of "How do I get the women to want me for my money?"

 

[DainBramaged]