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YAGT: Here's how to ask a girl out....

I was being nerdy...

hello?
HI?
uhhh - ASK QUESTION -

so, what are you doing tomorrow?

if (reply == "nothing")
response: do you wanna go catch a flick tomorrow?
else if(reply == "i'm kinda busy...why?)
response: well, i kinda wanted to catch a flick before school started
else if(reply == "im busy")
response: oh okay, well i was going to go watch a movie tomorrow - and wanted to invite you along. If you change ur mind, gimme a call
else if(reply == "why?")
response: well, i kinda wanted to catch a flick tomorrow, before school started...

her: what do you want to watch
you: -insert title-
if( reply == "i already saw that" || reply == "i dont really wanna watch that)
response: oh okay, then what do YOU want to watch?
if( reply =="okay sure")
response: sweet, i guess ill see you tomorrow!


alright, so ill talk to ya later
alright
Bye bye
 
Originally posted by: DLeRium
I was being nerdy...

hello?
HI?
uhhh - ASK QUESTION -

so, what are you doing tomorrow?

if (reply == "nothing")
response: do you wanna go catch a flick tomorrow?
else if(reply == "i'm kinda busy...why?)
response: well, i kinda wanted to catch a flick before school started
else if(reply == "im busy")
response: oh okay, well i was going to go watch a movie tomorrow - and wanted to invite you along. If you change ur mind, gimme a call
else if(reply == "why?")
response: well, i kinda wanted to catch a flick tomorrow, before school started...

her: what do you want to watch
you: -insert title-
if( reply == "i already saw that" || reply == "i dont really wanna watch that)
response: oh okay, then what do YOU want to watch?
if( reply =="okay sure")
response: sweet, i guess ill see you tomorrow!


alright, so ill talk to ya later
alright
Bye bye

"Here's how to ask a girl out...."
- :Linuxator rushes to test the code and see if it can help him;
- :inserts code into IDE;
- :IDE takes a sht;
- :Linuxator bangs his head to the CRT;
 
Movies are the absolute worst thing to do on a first date because you don't have much of an opportunity to talk. Back in my single days, I used to take women to comedy clubs for a first date, and they always enjoyed themselves immensely. (you can't have a bad time when you are laughing you ass off). After the comedy club I'd normally hit a cafe where we'd have a coffee and a bite of cheesecake over some stimulating conversation. But movies on a first date..... definitely not!
 
Originally posted by: Rudee
Movies are the absolute worst thing to do on a first date because you don't have much of an opportunity to talk. Back in my single days, I used to take women to comedy clubs for a first date, and they always enjoyed themselves immensely. (you can't have a bad time when you are laughing you ass off). After the comedy club I'd normally hit a cafe where we'd have a coffee and a bite of cheesecake over some stimulating conversation. But movies on a first date..... definitely not!

Agreed % 100
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Leave out the "kinda" since it makes you feel weak and indecisive.

Hey stop feeling the OP, that's uncalled for.

I give it a 2/10 scored low because you're not even simulating a language. It's just random stuff thrown together with a few IF's and ELSE's
 
Originally posted by: DLeRium
I was being nerdy...

hello?
HI?
uhhh - ASK QUESTION -

so, what are you doing tomorrow?

if (reply == "nothing")
response: do you wanna go catch a flick tomorrow?
else if(reply == "i'm kinda busy...why?)
response: well, i kinda wanted to catch a flick before school started
else if(reply == "im busy")
response: oh okay, well i was going to go watch a movie tomorrow - and wanted to invite you along. If you change ur mind, gimme a call
else if(reply == "why?")
response: well, i kinda wanted to catch a flick tomorrow, before school started...

her: what do you want to watch
you: -insert title-
if( reply == "i already saw that" || reply == "i dont really wanna watch that)
response: oh okay, then what do YOU want to watch?
if( reply =="okay sure")
response: sweet, i guess ill see you tomorrow!


alright, so ill talk to ya later
alright
Bye bye

lol
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Leave out the "kinda" since it makes you feel weak and indecisive.

in the same vein, modify "response: oh okay, then what do YOU want to watch?"
otherwise, go buy a nice jar and plop a couple nuts in it b/c you ain't gonna be using them.
 
Bah its code like this that makes programming newbies wonder why their String doesn't == "what they think it should"! .equals(..) here people, and I don't even know C++ but I think its something like strcmp(..) 😉
 
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