YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[maddogchen]

your asian and she's asian? To get poon you must marry her

Asian dating game:
1st base: Holding hands
2nd base: A hug
3rd base: A kiss
Score: Marriage, lockup, and maybe some poon....just maybe.

 

[IHYLN]

wow the OP is the saddest sh1t I've seen around in a long time.

Next time take a pic of the knife you need to stab yourself with. "drive to a shady area" you have no class because she makes the call on your so called "poon" idiot.

Christ, you are pathetic.

 

[jEnus]

Originally posted by: IHYLN
wow the OP is the saddest sh1t I've seen around in a long time.

Next time take a pic of the knife you need to stab yourself with. "drive to a shady area" you have no class because she makes the call on your so called "poon" idiot.

Christ, you are pathetic.

:thumbsup:

 

[marcello]

Wow, the people on this board have had a very different experience with Asian women than I have. My experience? They are freaks and love a good "tussle" or love to "'DO IT' if you get drift" as the OP said. I know I'm pretty new here, but this has to be one of the all time best threads EVAR.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: marcello
Wow, the people on this board have had a very different experience with Asian women than I have. My experience? They are freaks and love a good "tussle" or love to "'DO IT' if you get drift" as the OP said. I know I'm pretty new here, but this has to be one of the all time best threads EVAR.

Those must be unique. All the ones I'm familiar with are slow moving analytical cautious kind. Maybe you are meeting those hanging out at ricer conventions or raves...

 

[maddogchen]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: marcello
Wow, the people on this board have had a very different experience with Asian women than I have. My experience? They are freaks and love a good "tussle" or love to "'DO IT' if you get drift" as the OP said. I know I'm pretty new here, but this has to be one of the all time best threads EVAR.

Those must be unique. All the ones I'm familiar with are slow moving analytical cautious kind. Maybe you are meeting those hanging out at ricer conventions or raves...

maybe it depends on the race?
Vietnamese, Korean :thumbsup:
Chinese :thumbsdown:

 

[jEnus]

Originally posted by: maddogchen

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: marcello
Wow, the people on this board have had a very different experience with Asian women than I have. My experience? They are freaks and love a good "tussle" or love to "'DO IT' if you get drift" as the OP said. I know I'm pretty new here, but this has to be one of the all time best threads EVAR.

Those must be unique. All the ones I'm familiar with are slow moving analytical cautious kind. Maybe you are meeting those hanging out at ricer conventions or raves...

maybe it depends on the race?
Vietnamese, Korean :thumbsup:
Chinese :thumbsdown:

I dated a girl from Loas (SP) and she didn't even like to kiss w/ the tongue.....she was even more of a prudent than the mormon that i corrupted :evil:

 

[shuan24]

<neo> There is NO POON </neo>

 

[WisMan]

Originally posted by: jEnus
.....she was even more of a prudent than the mormon that i corrupted :evil:

:thumbsup: Go you!

 

[HamSupLo]

this was a good parody until it got way over the top

 

[XNice]

Originally posted by: maddogchen
your asian and she's asian? To get poon you must marry her

Asian dating game:
1st base: Holding hands
2nd base: A hug
3rd base: A kiss
Score: Marriage, lockup, and maybe some poon....just maybe.

LMAO

I do know there are more freaky asians, one of my old friends just broke up with an asian nympho. I'm no scientist, but my data seems to show that the more "americanized" they are the less "prudent".

Plusbe careful of who u ask for advice. a married man has not much to offer but his personal experience with one chic. I have xx experiences and i'm not a pimp but i do know about women. Asian and Indian are my last checklists before i settle down and find me a wifey.

 

[limpslug]

I DONT NEED RELATIONSHIP... ALL I WANT IS BANG BANG BANG!!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bangbangbang.shtml

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: desteffy
Nice pick but OMG

her face is all blurry looks like she saw the ring

She has 7 days to live so you better act fast

rofl yea u got to tap that poon FAST!!

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: HamSupLo
this was a good parody until it got way over the top

NO! It's not a parody! Otherwise we would never have gotten all the great tips and tricks about how to get p00n!

And for some of you: you could save a lot of money on dating by switching to GuyCo.

 

[MazerRackham]

So where's the latest poon update? Can we get an RSS feed on your progress??

 

[Gulzakar]

christ, try being a couple before you poke the hole...man, whatever happend to courting?

you pay for a few movies and dinner and expect poon? if you;re looking for a good girl, thats not the way you should go for it.

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
So where's the latest poon update? Can we get an RSS feed on your progress??

i almost knocked some stuff over at work...poon update...crazy kids.

 

[MazerRackham]

Originally posted by: binoculaz

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
So where's the latest poon update? Can we get an RSS feed on your progress??

i almost knocked some stuff over at work...poon update...crazy kids.

Kids? I'm 30 years old! :evil:

 

[DougK62]

shens

 

[MikeMike]

this is THE most pathetic thread ever.

just rape her why dont you? that seems to be what your gunna do anyways.

MIKE

 

[Darthvoy]

Just whip it out and say, "suck me beautiful" It always works...

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Just whip it out and say, "suck me beautiful" It always works...

i dont think OP has the balls to do something like that

 

[jEnus]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk

Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Just whip it out and say, "suck me beautiful" It always works...

i dont think OP has the balls to do something like that

Or when he does "whip it out", she gets it confused w/ a ball . .

"Uhh . . Whats that oooozing from your sac?"

 

[ElFenix]

this is quite possibly the worst thing i have ever read here.

 

[PanzerIV]

Yet another thread that makes you feel so much better about yourself after having read it. This is truly legend material that might someday grow as big as Skystalker66, Aimster, Syringer, the brick incident and a few others from even farther back like Nef.

Edit: How could I forget Wayntek and the hold out your hand line?!