YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[SupaDupaPan]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Start following the Tom Leykis rules of dating.

Start listening to his show from 3-7pm PST.



Seriously just stop being a Pussy! Girls don't like guys who call all the time.

Yeah, personally, I HATE when guys call too much. Once a week, once every 2 weeks, is just fine by me. I love my space, I hate guys that just ... keep ... calling! I went out with a guy, perhaps 3 times ... and he kept calling me asking me each and every day if I was free. I had to drop kick him because it just seemed all too creepy.

Don't ask, it kills the mood ... just slowly do stuff ... and if she doesn't like it, she'll push you away. Simple as that. Seriously though, if anyone said to me, "Can I touch your poon?" I'd just look at him blankly and start laughing my ass off

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Good and bad news. Read update. Further help needed.

Damn, you had me going for a while. Now it's painfully obvious that this is a parody...

 

[GoodToGo]

You never ask a girl if you wanna kiss her, just go for it.

 

[yobarman]

what the fawk kind of pic is that?!

Anyways... your just got back from date update was the funniest (and most pathetic thing i've read on these forums).

Getting ass is not a video game my friend. Stop counting poitns and go with the flow.

The money I would pay to see the look on your face if she ifnally gives it up. You wouldnt know what to do... you'd be a minute man HAHAHA!

"WRONG HOLE FOOL!"

 

[Hyperblaze]

it is scary that you react that way and your 26.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Is this a serious thread or not?

There's no fvcking way this is real.

 

[UnixFreak]

maybe you should stop dating JUST azn girls. They usually require the most work to get to cough up any poon.

Forget the videos and pics you've seen on the net dude, its chocolate pudding, and no way an indicator of what asian women are really like.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

This guy has either constructed the most genius parody thread of all time and played us all for saps, or should end himself right now.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
This guy has either constructed the most genius parody thread of all time and played us all for saps, or should end himself right now.

Winnar.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: UnixFreak
They usually require the most work to get to cough up any poon.

Interesting mental image.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: yobarman
what the fawk kind of pic is that?!

Anyways... your just got back from date update was the funniest (and most pathetic thing i've read on these forums).

Getting ass is not a video game my friend. Stop counting poitns and go with the flow.

The money I would pay to see the look on your face if she ifnally gives it up. You wouldnt know what to do... you'd be a minute man HAHAHA!

"WRONG HOLE FOOL!"

painfully accurate of the assesment of this parody situation.

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
This guy has either constructed the most genius parody thread of all time and played us all for saps, or should end himself right now.

Winnar.

OMG, that's how the date really went. I bet you haven't had a date as good as mine with kissing and handholding and a with a hottie to boot!

I'm not actually going to show you how she looks like, otherwise everyone on this board will try to find her or me!

 

[ZeroEffect]

Reading this thread i was laughing so hard i was crying

There is some golden comedy in this thread... could be a sitcom episode.

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

i guess as long as you didn't ask her to stick her lips out while you did something...
you shoulda gone shopping, if she wanted to see you in those tight pants, she'd of been all over you if you'd of worn them, too late now, dumbass, none for you

 

[Frew]

She has something on her face.

 

[Mustangrrl]

When a man is driving you home and he spontaneously pulls off to an isolated spot, women are already formulating their escape plan and hoping they won't be running down the highway bloody, nude and crying.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
This guy has either constructed the most genius parody thread of all time and played us all for saps, or should end himself right now.

Winnar.

OMG, that's how the date really went. I bet you haven't had a date as good as mine with kissing and handholding and a with a hottie to boot!

I'm not actually going to show you how she looks like, otherwise everyone on this board will try to find her or me!

If kissing and handholding is your idea of a good date at 26, you should just donate your nuts to science and get it over with.

 

[UnixFreak]

If kissing and handholding is your idea of a good date at 26, you should just donate your nuts to science and get it over with.

I couldnt have said it better myself. Go for the low hanging fruit my man, get an easy girl who doesn't look so great. Lose that virginity, then start working your way up.

 

[alphatarget1]

you were way too aggressive, IMO.

it takes practice though

 

[theinsen1]

Originally posted by: LordSnailz
He sounds so excited already that it'll be over before anything started

winnah

 

[Supafreak]

confucius says: not all girls dont like it when you take them to shady alleys and ask for lovin

Favorite Quote: "I was debating where I could possibly find a place to "DO IT" if you get my drift."

 

[lokiju]

You're either full of sh!t and just trying to get us all going or you need mental help.

You sound like a rapist in training or something...

 

[TuxDave]

Geez, poor girl. I'd be surprised if she let you take her out again. She probably let you kiss her because if you didn't you might've raped her.

 

[aplefka]

Are you a fvcking moron? I figured this thread would die hours ago, but with the update, my goodness. Now I had to get involved.

You suck at life, more specifically the female aspect of it, which is pretty much all that matters, so let me restate it: You suck at life.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: blazert40
You're either full of sh!t and just trying to get us all going or you need mental help.

You sound like a rapist in training or something...

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever its told."