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bobbybe01

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You're darned if you do and you're darned if you don't.

If someone starts a thread of a similar topic, the repost nazis start having an orgasm.
If someone bumps a thread, some others get mad, too.

Weird.

I'm going to cry now.
 
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m4ch0dude

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Well since this thread is never gonna die, I might as well ask something: who the hell is Syringer and why does everyone keep bringing it up on this forum?
 
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cerebusPu

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Originally posted by: m4ch0dude
Well since this thread is never gonna die, I might as well ask something: who the hell is Syringer and why does everyone keep bringing it up on this forum?
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haha...we post "spider" in response to all his threads as punishment for syringering us.
 
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CPA

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Originally posted by: SwiftWind
EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.
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Someone lock this thread please. Dating someone based on racial preference and not personality really annoys me and others find this offensive as well.Either way, get a life, troll.
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why is his preference annoying and offensive. If we would say that he only dates height/weight proportionate girls, would you have the same reaction?
 
Specop 007

Specop 007

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I read the first post. Thats all.

Thank you OP for the humor. :D

I'll add though, I've gotten "poon" damn near every day this week. Shower a few times, bed the few times. Life is good.
So am I.
;)
 
iversonyin

iversonyin

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If your objective of getting together with a woman is "poon" then you will never get any unless you are extremely charming (personality wise) and good looking.

With "poon" as your objective, your date with the woman probably lack of romance, passion because all you think of is "poon"

 
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Yax

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Originally posted by: iversonyin
If your objective of getting together with a woman is "poon" then you will never get any unless you are extremely charming (personality wise) and good looking.

With "poon" as your objective, your date with the woman probably lack of romance, passion because all you think of is "poon"
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WTF are you talking about. Poon is always the objective, unless you're gay.
 
iversonyin

iversonyin

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Originally posted by: Yax
Originally posted by: iversonyin
If your objective of getting together with a woman is "poon" then you will never get any unless you are extremely charming (personality wise) and good looking.

With "poon" as your objective, your date with the woman probably lack of romance, passion because all you think of is "poon"
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WTF are you talking about. Poon is always the objective, unless you're gay.
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But the freaking OP thinks by getting her some bracelet, some flowers and taking her out will get him some poon. Remember, they are not obligated to give "poon" just cuz you think you suppose to get some. Get over it.


 
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DurocShark

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Originally posted by: iversonyin
Originally posted by: Yax
Originally posted by: iversonyin
If your objective of getting together with a woman is "poon" then you will never get any unless you are extremely charming (personality wise) and good looking.

With "poon" as your objective, your date with the woman probably lack of romance, passion because all you think of is "poon"
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WTF are you talking about. Poon is always the objective, unless you're gay.
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But the freaking OP thinks by getting her some bracelet, some flowers and taking her out will get him some poon. Remember, they are not obligated to give "poon" just cuz you think you suppose to get some. Get over it.
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Prostitutes, however, ARE obligated... ;)

I'm thinking that all the time, effort, and money the OP is wasting here would be better spent on a hooker.
 
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Ranger X

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She did not see me the next day. She said she was busy. I ended up going out with some friends instead to look for some other poon. I couldn't find poon elsewhere so I called her back the next day and I'm still waiting to hear from her. I won't drop it! I will buy her something even better than flowers this time. I'm thinking a bracelet might work. Poon doesn't come cheap but it should be worth it right?
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Ok, I'm still confused if this thread is all a joke or not.

Best poon is the one you didn't have to pay for. She won't respect you if you keep buying her expensive gifts.
 
BeauJangles

BeauJangles

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Dude if you want a girl, try wanting her for something other than sex. Every time you go LOOKING to get laid it won't happen. Trust me.

And, if you really like this girl, you would want to be with her regardless of whether or not you get some. Oh, and don't stop your car in a deserted place, that just freaks girls out. Not everything is like porn and the movies.
 
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TheNinja

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You need to just try harder dude. I would suggest calling her a LOT. Also it helps if you have her cell phone and/or email. Be sure to tell her how much you like her, chicks really dig that. Also, just show up at her house something when you know she'll be there. You should probably buy something for her (a bracelet is a good idea like you said). Then compliment her on her shirt and run your fingers through her hair a little bit. After that she will probably offer you the poon. If not, you need to keep trying.....believe me, the poon is worth it!!!!
 
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m4ch0dude

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
You need to just try harder dude. I would suggest calling her a LOT. Also it helps if you have her cell phone and/or email. Be sure to tell her how much you like her, chicks really dig that. Also, just show up at her house something when you know she'll be there. You should probably buy something for her (a bracelet is a good idea like you said). Then compliment her on her shirt and run your fingers through her hair a little bit. After that she will probably offer you the poon. If not, you need to keep trying.....believe me, the poon is worth it!!!!
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:thumbsup:
 
Dr. Detroit

Dr. Detroit

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
You need to just try harder dude. I would suggest calling her a LOT. Also it helps if you have her cell phone and/or email. Be sure to tell her how much you like her, chicks really dig that. Also, just show up at her house something when you know she'll be there. You should probably buy something for her (a bracelet is a good idea like you said). Then compliment her on her shirt and run your fingers through her hair a little bit. After that she will probably offer you the poon. If not, you need to keep trying.....believe me, the poon is worth it!!!!
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Amazing how you summed up a lifetime of learning how to get poon in one paragraph.

Follow this mans instructions he speaks the truth! :thumbsup:





 
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Carrot44

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See he has not posted in a while hummmmmm.
Maybe he got some and is now in shock quick call 911 :Q But almost have to feel sorry for this guy........ Almost
 
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alien42

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dude can barely get a kiss (and about nuts when he does) and then he expects to go straight to poon, LOL

its going to be a long life young one

$10 says if he ever gets the poon, he will mess himself while rolling that outdated trojan on
 
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