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lokiju

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I don't think anyone else on this forum makes as many YAGT's as you.

Why do you make them if you never heed any of the advice in them?

 

Fenixgoon

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Didn't you call ME an attention whore awhile back? :confused: :shocked:

nope, i called you homophobic... besides, i'm 25 and insecure... you're 60 and.. what's your excuse?

No, you called me BOTH.

And I'll admit that I do have a certain fear of gays, with good reason considering some of the experiences I've had with them. So I didn't argue with THAT comment when you made it. But an attention whore? That I do take offense with. :p

Also, I'm not quite 60. Maybe if you are unlucky enough to have experienced what I have by the time you are MY age, you may change your attitude as well. Hopefully that won't have to happen to you.

you're not a day over 25, brutuskend!;):D:D:D
 
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Originally posted by: lokiju
I don't think anyone else on this forum makes as many YAGT's as you.

Why do you make them if you never heed any of the advice in them?

I think mjuszczak is still ahead in this dubious category.
 

letdown427

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Jan 3, 2006
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Originally posted by: lokiju
I don't think anyone else on this forum makes as many YAGT's as you.

Why do you make them if you never heed any of the advice in them?

It's a vicious cycle.

1. Make YAGT
2. Get advice
3. Ignore Advice
4. Lose man point.
5. ...
6. Repeat
 

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: yllus
Yet another freedomsbeat212 exchanges ten words with a girl on MySpace and turns it into a "OMG we're going to go out!" thread.

Oh hey look, all the pictures of her that you have are on MySpace! What a coincidence!
 

sash1

Diamond Member
Jul 20, 2001
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Originally posted by: letdown427
Originally posted by: lokiju
I don't think anyone else on this forum makes as many YAGT's as you.

Why do you make them if you never heed any of the advice in them?

It's a vicious cycle.

1. Make YAGT
2. Get advice
3. Ignore Advice
4. Lose man point.
5. ...
6. Repeat

7. Profit???
 

wheresmybacon

Diamond Member
Sep 10, 2004
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She's cute and has an industrial piercing. :thumbsup:

Right now she's probably tolerating you not making any sort of move because deep down all girls are insecure and she's questioning herself: "why doesn't he like me?". If you don't make a move soon, she's going to lose patience and think you're gay or a giant pussy and leave you crying in your beer.

Move quickly. Your window of opportunity is closing.
 

letdown427

Golden Member
Jan 3, 2006
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Originally posted by: sash1
Originally posted by: letdown427
It's a vicious cycle.

1. Make YAGT
2. Get advice
3. Ignore Advice
4. Lose man point.
5. ...
6. Repeat

7. Profit???

I know, it felt weird without it, but currently, he's just not profiting. :(
 

y2kc

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Sep 2, 2000
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Listen man. You seem to not have a problem getting women into your "space". That's an excellent thing and it MEANS something. You crash and burn at that point, time and time again (as evidenced by the countless YAGTs you post). They get in your "space" and lose interest it sounds like... That's what you have to figure out. This is what you should do....

Since you seem to never part ways badly, send them an email asking them at what point did you enter the friendzone. What did you do that turned them off. I bet you'll get similiar answers from most of them.

Change accordingly, find true love, make another YAGT when she dumps you, rinse and repeat...
 

CarlKillerMiller

Diamond Member
Jul 14, 2003
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Ugh, this is just like giving a Real friend advice about a relationship. You give it, they listen, then do whatever the fvck they want.


Relationship advice from others is useless.
 

AbAbber2k

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2005
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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
DIAFWAG

"With Angry Gorillas?"


LOL


"Without A Girl"

I think my interpretation would be more physically painful, but yours wins in terms of emotion and self esteem.

Dude how badass would it be to go out in a blaze while angry flaming gorillas are beating the sh1t out of you? You'd be like a fvcking legend.
 
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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
DIAFWAG

"With Angry Gorillas?"


LOL


"Without A Girl"

I think my interpretation would be more physically painful, but yours wins in terms of emotion and self esteem.

Dude how badass would it be to go out in a blaze while angry flaming gorillas are beating the sh1t out of you? You'd be like a fvcking legend.


so, the gorillas would be on fire too? that seems kind of unfair. the gorillas didn't do anything...
 

AbAbber2k

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2005
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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
DIAFWAG

"With Angry Gorillas?"


LOL


"Without A Girl"

I think my interpretation would be more physically painful, but yours wins in terms of emotion and self esteem.

Dude how badass would it be to go out in a blaze while angry flaming gorillas are beating the sh1t out of you? You'd be like a fvcking legend.


so, the gorillas would be on fire too? that seems kind of unfair. the gorillas didn't do anything...

I simply assumed that if you were burning, that would require the gorillas to be in the inferno with you. Although you could switch the scenario up just a little. You were doused with gasoline and set aflame (as opposed to say, waking up in a burning house), and the gorillas are trying to beat the flames out. Either way I'm pretty sure you end up DEAD + HORRIBLY BURNED
 

tikwanleap

Senior member
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
DIAFWAG

"With Angry Gorillas?"


LOL


"Without A Girl"

I think my interpretation would be more physically painful, but yours wins in terms of emotion and self esteem.

Dude how badass would it be to go out in a blaze while angry flaming gorillas are beating the sh1t out of you? You'd be like a fvcking legend.


so, the gorillas would be on fire too? that seems kind of unfair. the gorillas didn't do anything...

I simply assumed that if you were burning, that would require the gorillas to be in the inferno with you. Although you could switch the scenario up just a little. You were doused with gasoline and set aflame (as opposed to say, waking up in a burning house), and the gorillas are trying to beat the flames out. Either way I'm pretty sure you end up DEAD + HORRIBLY BURNED

BWAHAHAHA!

:D
 
Mar 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
wow dude. This isn't going to work out long term I can assure. You started off all wrong. here are somethings you did but shouldnt do.

1) when you were being cute and intimiate you didnt make am ove to kiss her - big failure here.

2) you invited her for a movie - lamest date idea ever

3) you got her in your house somehow and didnt make a move - Why dont you wear a sign on your forehead that says "I'm a total pussy and I'm terrified of rejection"

4) asking her out to a dinner date? wtf lame ass sh1t is this. You are coming off llike every single other chump out there. This chick must be bored, desperate or have no other options or something I have no idea why she would keep seeing you.


stop this stuff immediately. this is not how you court a woman. this is you showing her how emascualated society has made you, how uncreative you are, how lame you are, and how you lack balls. I'm truly amazed she is responding at all any highly desirable women would be pissed that you've been wasting her time.

someone else said it, you are obviously good at opening girls, getting numbers and setting up meets but then you just crumble and burn up into a fiery mess of lame-osity

Here, flake out on the dinner out with her. tell her something big came up...lie if you have to. Say let me make it up to you I got this great recipe for such and such come over x-day and i'll make it. Then make it and seal the deal.

Dude- thanks for opening up my eyes.. You're right, I won't argue... I'm going to become boring in her eyes if I keep sticking to my "plan".. Fvck it.. I'm going to put on my thinking cap and figure out how to fix this asap. I used to be a very creative dater - my last girl fell for me because I had a telephone date with her - she was home with the flu and I asked her out for a telephone date. We spent the day on the phone, watching a movie together and .. it was odd but worked amazingly . as soon as she was better we went on our first real date and made out 10 minutes into the movie - then dated for nearly 7 years... you're SO right, i've gone stale and need to think outside of the box.
thanks, i truly appreciate it.

you've been told all this stuff before in other threads by other people. This is redundant information for you. You need to establish a NO DATE policy to dating. This should be easy for you as you live in the city and there are amillion things to do that are just casual non-date dates. For example your whole movie date could have been skipped and fast-forwarded straight the part where you were meandering around people wathcing and window shopping afterward. I mean look at how successful that was you got her back to your place. Do you think it was the movie that got her back to your place? HELL FVCKING NO.

Save the "romantic dates' as rewards for good behavior every once in a while. You are young so take the money you are spending Ho chasing and stash it away. So in a few years you will be *hopefully* successful in a career and have money and the women will flock to you.

Until then remember 1) no date policy 2) no ho chasing 3) grow a pair and escalate physically when you know its a high point just go in for the kiss 4) if a girl agrees to goto your crib she's already considered hooking up is a possiblity so give her what she wants

i took your advice - see, i do listen. Asked her if she wanted to me to make her dinner and have a picnic in the following words:
"We can have a picnic - enjoy cheap wine, snuggle under the stars and follow old people home to steal their jewelry."
I don't think there was anything pretentious or subtle about that. See, i'm trying to be more creative and less boring
 

AbAbber2k

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2005
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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
"We can have a picnic - enjoy cheap wine, snuggle under the stars and follow old people home to steal their jewelry."
I don't think there was anything pretentious or subtle about that. See, i'm trying to be more creative and less boring

Snuggling is what cuddle-bitches do. Do NOT "snuggle" ( :roll: ) unless you're already gettin some.

Back on topic please.
 

Alienwho

Diamond Member
Apr 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
her reply:

"i don't like old people but I sure like stealing - i'm in!"
Wow, that was actually pretty good. You're in now.
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
her reply:

"i don't like old people but I sure like stealing - i'm in!"

no, you're not in. You are probably in friendzone. You are in when you bang her.

So quit with the yapping, make your move and make it quick. time is against you here (if you haven't blown it already). so just do it.

-edit-
I don't know how to bang this into your head. But there must be some physical activity on the first date - kissing/touching/whatever so that your intentions are very clear.
 
Mar 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
"We can have a picnic - enjoy cheap wine, snuggle under the stars and follow old people home to steal their jewelry."
I don't think there was anything pretentious or subtle about that. See, i'm trying to be more creative and less boring

Snuggling is what cuddle-bitches do. Do NOT "snuggle" ( :roll: ) unless you're already gettin some.

Back on topic please.

I said snuggle as in not to set off creep alarms.. I plan on making out with her tomorrow, just needed to know if she was ok with the physical part of the equation...

Thanks guys - I *do* listen to advice that makes sense.. you were right, dinner was a boring idea. movie was boring. I have to be creative and i think this was creative enough and i owe you for that good piece of advice. that's why i post so much here, some of you know what you're talking about!
 

Alienwho

Diamond Member
Apr 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
"We can have a picnic - enjoy cheap wine, snuggle under the stars and follow old people home to steal their jewelry."
I don't think there was anything pretentious or subtle about that. See, i'm trying to be more creative and less boring

Snuggling is what cuddle-bitches do. Do NOT "snuggle" ( :roll: ) unless you're already gettin some.

Back on topic please.
Do cuddle bitches *REALLY* exist? The only time I can really see that is the gay friend. In my experience, cuddling leads to spooning which leads to making out which leads to wherever you want it to.
 

AbAbber2k

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2005
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Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
her reply:

"i don't like old people but I sure like stealing - i'm in!"

no, you're not in. You are probably in friendzone. You are in when you bang her.

So quit with the yapping, make your move and make it quick. time is against you here (if you haven't blown it already). so just do it.

I think the "i'm in" was her agreeing to the date (or stealing from old people).