YAGT: Girl Invites me to American professional football game

[BoomerD]

Just be sure to tell everyone you see there, how excited you are to be at the world series, and to cheer everytime someone scores a home run...

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Just be sure to tell everyone you see there, how excited you are to be at the world series, and to cheer everytime someone scores a home run...

LOL!

Scream at the top of you lungs "Hey! The QB balked and they didn't call it!!!"

 

[2Xtreme21]

It's OK, John Madden doesn't know a thing about football and he's been calling football games for 30 years.

 

[SViper]

Go. What do you have to lose?

 

[ch33zw1z]

go, not even a question...there's more to do at a foosball game than sit and watch.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: zebano
Marry her FTW

Yes! Chick likes football... Father has money... FTMFW!

 

[Auggie]

Question for OP: are you not born in America? If you've come here from another country, it might very well be endearing if you don't know the rules of how to play, or if you know the general rules (example - the 4 downs concept) but don't know the specifics (example - qb cannot make a forward pass past the line of scrimmage).

Just an idea. Go and have a great time, the tickets are expensive and you'll have fun.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: Baked
No, you should stay home and play WoW.

You say this in jest, but I know some people that would honestly do that.

 

[40Hands]

Take a chance and get laid? NO WAI!

Brush up on your computer programming.

 

[GeneValgene]

borat? is that you?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Definitely go! Even if you've never watched the game it's fun to actually go to one.

I love going to football games.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Reliant
Chick likes sports = Plus
Chick has hookups to professional sporting events = Bigger Plus

 

[IAteYourMother]

Don't go. You don't deserve it or her

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Definitely go! Even if you've never watched the game it's fun to actually go to one.

I love going to football games.

Yup, I think football games are the most fun sporting event to go to. And there is no such thing as a crappy seat at a football game. Everywhere in the stadium is a great seat.

 

[Pantoot]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Ask her about "backfield in motion."
:thumbsup:

Or what she thinks of your tight end.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
borat? is that you?

uh, no

 

[randay]

Ask her if she will show you how to spike the ball in the endzone.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Meet this girl on myspace. We exchange numbers, chat and hang out. She's pretty cool, good personality. On monday she asked me to go to an American football game in two weeks because she got tickets because the company her dad owns has some sort of package deal or something. It's Niners and Vikings. I don't watch the American football much so I wouldn't know what was going on.

Should I go?

You post Cal vs. UCLA and you don't watch football?

What? Say no and drag her out to the Cal game. NCAAF > NFL anyday. I've been to niners and raiders games and I'll take a Cal game ANY DAY.

 

[bersl2]

Dude, this is the f*cking jackpot.

:camera:?

 

[Al Neri]

pictures?

it's called football by the way, the other thing is called Soccer.

http://www.teeclipse.com/Images/shirts/new/detail/unclesam.jpg

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: DLeRium

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Meet this girl on myspace. We exchange numbers, chat and hang out. She's pretty cool, good personality. On monday she asked me to go to an American football game in two weeks because she got tickets because the company her dad owns has some sort of package deal or something. It's Niners and Vikings. I don't watch the American football much so I wouldn't know what was going on.

Should I go?

You post Cal vs. UCLA and you don't watch football?

What? Say no and drag her out to the Cal game. NCAAF > NFL anyday. I've been to niners and raiders games and I'll take a Cal game ANY DAY.

Pwned, ha.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Ok, i'll go to the game.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Go, obviously. Hell, if a hot girl wanted me to go watch a chess tournament with her I'd go.

It's not about watching the game, it's about being with the girl.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Go, obviously. Hell, if a hot girl wanted me to go watch a chess tournament with her I'd go.

It's not about watching the game, it's about being with the girl.

Who said she was hot =|

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
borat? is that you?

At the end of game, players make liquid sex explosion on the stomachs of cheerleaders, yes? We see cheerleaders?