YAGT: Girl got impatient and SHE kissed ME Edit: Consensus is I suck

[TheBDB]

So last night I walked this girl home from a party (her car was parked at my apartment complex). I was a little slow to figure out that she wasn't quite ready to go home. So apparently she was sending me signals and hoping I would invite her up, while I was blissfully unaware. Anyways, eventually she got tired of waiting and said "You are taking too long" and she started kissing me. Haha how often does that happen? I was pretty impressed that she would make a move like that...most girls I know wouldn't have the nerve. So the moral of the story guys is you can completely screw up a potential hookup and still get lucky.

 

[wfbberzerker]

when she kissed you, did you say "ewww! gross cooties!" and run away?

 

[bandana163]

You are in demand! Congratulations!

 

[Tetsuo]

Here

 

[Krassus]

Please tell me you invited her in after

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
when she kissed you, did you say "ewww! gross cooties!" and run away?

No actually I grabbed her ass and got me some.

 

[spanky]

pics?!

 

[dnuggett]

HOLY COW SHE KISSED YOU :Q

NO WAY!!!!

 

[Ns1]

yuo are teh winnAr

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
when she kissed you, did you say "ewww! gross cooties!" and run away?

No actually I grabbed her ass and got me some.

YES!

THERE IS A GUY ON ANANDTECH WITH SOMETHING IN HIS PANTS OTHER THAN HIS WALLET!

:beer::beer:

- M4H

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
when she kissed you, did you say "ewww! gross cooties!" and run away?

No actually I grabbed her ass and got me some.

YES!

THERE IS A GUY ON ANANDTECH WITH SOMETHING IN HIS PANTS OTHER THAN HIS WALLET!

:beer::beer:

- M4H

<----- Takes a bow :beer:

 

[PunDogg]

I have a wallet!!!!

Dogg

 

[SuperTool]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
when she kissed you, did you say "ewww! gross cooties!" and run away?

No actually I grabbed her ass and got me some.

YES!

THERE IS A GUY ON ANANDTECH WITH SOMETHING IN HIS PANTS OTHER THAN HIS WALLET!

:beer::beer:

- M4H

I have keys and cellphone too

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
when she kissed you, did you say "ewww! gross cooties!" and run away?

No actually I grabbed her ass and got me some.

YES!

THERE IS A GUY ON ANANDTECH WITH SOMETHING IN HIS PANTS OTHER THAN HIS WALLET!

:beer::beer:

- M4H

Good job. Have a :beer: or 3.

 

[Lager]

I hope she didn't kiss you because she was down there with me before. :Q

Congrats. PICS?

 

[zCypher]

I've been pretty lucky in the recent past, but I'm not spreading that on a public internet forum.

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
when she kissed you, did you say "ewww! gross cooties!" and run away?

No actually I grabbed her ass and got me some.

so u took her wallet?

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: Krassus
Please tell me you invited her in after

Actually no. :Q She gave me her number (I didn't ask) and she said about 10 times for me to call her. I was feeling kinda reckless, so I decided if she wanted some and I didn't give it to her, and she STILL wanted to hookup later, then I know that coochie is mine.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
when she kissed you, did you say "ewww! gross cooties!" and run away?

No actually I grabbed her ass and got me some.

YES!

THERE IS A GUY ON ANANDTECH WITH SOMETHING IN HIS PANTS OTHER THAN HIS WALLET!

:beer::beer:

- M4H

My uber keychain.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: Krassus
Please tell me you invited her in after

Actually no. :Q

WTF?

I recant my previous praise. You're a little bitch, and she probably went back to the party to find a guy with some balls who'd give her what she wanted.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: yllus
My uber keychain.

You carry that around and you still manage to get laid? :Q



- M4H

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: Krassus
Please tell me you invited her in after

Actually no. :Q

WTF?

I recant my previous praise. You're a little bitch, and she probably went back to the party to find a guy with some balls who'd give her what she wanted.

- M4H

LMAO

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: Krassus
Please tell me you invited her in after

Actually no. :Q

WTF?

I recant my previous praise. You're a little bitch, and she probably went back to the party to find a guy with some balls who'd give her what she wanted.

- M4H

I agree M4H, I take back the beer I offered him too. You probably missed your opportunity there sparky.

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: Krassus
Please tell me you invited her in after

Actually no. :Q

WTF?

I recant my previous praise. You're a little bitch, and she probably went back to the party to find a guy with some balls who'd give her what she wanted.

- M4H

Hahaha. Yes it is a risk, but the payoff is a booty call whenever I want.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: yllus
My uber keychain.

You carry that around and you still manage to get laid? :Q



- M4H

Sure. Every girl I've talked to has thought it was hysterical.




















And of course the :beer: helps