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YAGT: fictional story it ain't real

Okay, read it all and here's the deal. You are a dog. The older twin knows it and just wants to jump your bones anyway. The younger twin is trying her best to cock block you.

If you cheat on your current g/f you WILL get busted/ratted on/caught/whatever.

sounds like you still have some immaturity in your system that needs to get out. You're not ready for anything serious with the current g/f, and if you seriously thought she was "the one" then you wouldn't even entertain the thought of screwing the other girl outside of being flattered by her attraction to you.

If you do the older twin, in the end, you'll be alone.

BTW, party twins abso-fvcking-lutely rock.

MANY years ago I was a highschooler party pro who attended my first college party at a good friends brothers on campus apartment complex. Total blast. I woke up with two platinum blond, drop dead gorgeous twins and have no recollection of how I got there with them. all three of us were to wasted to know if anything happened (Everclear among other things), but I'll be honest and say I doubt anything other than passing out in a bed wrapped between two hot twins happened, but hey, I'll take that! God i miss those days.

Yeah, my e-penis is big.
 
How about a big "who cares"? You're in a relationship - if you don't want to be in it, then don't be. And who cares that you make $70K? Wow you're a "big baller" :roll:
 
hookers and blow?

Edit: Just kidding. obviously, you should kill the younger sister and the current girlfriend, and frame the boyfriend/ex-boyfriend. This will leave you free to pursue the (ex)twin.
 
this is why you don't have monagamous girflriends until late 20's early 30's.

cliffs please there was way too much unnecessary detail there to read.

so basically you want us to tell you if you want to be single or if you want to have a girlfriend. sounds to me like you want to be single.
 
So, you want to know if you should dump this girl you're with, who may be "the one", for some twin you met over the weekend? wtf man.
 
this is going to get back to your current girlfriend, so be prepared. If you plan on cheating on her with one of these girls, do it sooner rather than later, otherwise you should never call them, but you can have your friends invite them places. Also, be prepared for awkwardness if the twins ever meet your girlfriend, as they will be more than willing to tell you GF about how you have been acting towards them.

Are these girls named tiffany and tracey by any chance? Do you live in Austin?
 
It's pretty tough to get out of that situation without losing face, and I'd say almost impossible to do so while still hanging out with the twins. Whether or not the story's one-sided, they both have already formed their opinions...and it's much more difficult to change someone's mind when it's set in a negative rather than positive mood towards you. I'd say just to let the older twin know you can respect her and her sister's opinions, and that while you don't necessarily agree with them, you don't want to leave a negative impression or create any awkward situations in the future, so it's best that you all just go your separate ways. If you end up hanging out with them by coincidence (i.e. your friends bring them out anyway) down the road, so be it.

This is all assuming you actually want to stay with your girlfriend, by the way. If not, it's all up in the air.
 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Okay, read it all and here's the deal. You are a dog. The older twin knows it and just wants to jump your bones anyway. The younger twin is trying her best to cock block you.

If you cheat on your current g/f you WILL get busted/ratted on/caught/whatever.

sounds like you still have some immaturity in your system that needs to get out. You're not ready for anything serious with the current g/f, and if you seriously thought she was "the one" then you wouldn't even entertain the thought of screwing the other girl outside of being flattered by her attraction to you.

If you do the older twin, in the end, you'll be alone.

BTW, party twins abso-fvcking-lutely rock.

MANY years ago I was a highschooler party pro who attended my first college party at a good friends brothers on campus apartment complex. Total blast. I woke up with two platinum blond, drop dead gorgeous twins and have no recollection of how I got there with them. all three of us were to wasted to know if anything happened (Everclear among other things), but I'll be honest and say I doubt anything other than passing out in a bed wrapped between two hot twins happened, but hey, I'll take that! God i miss those days.

Yeah, my e-penis is big.
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Its a fictional story it isn't real
 
Originally posted by: pclstyle

Your friends have basically begun a friendly competition for the (1 minute) younger of the two, because it's become quite apparent to everyone that the connection between you and the older one is glaringly blatant, and the two of you have expressed interest in each other. Yours is mostly casual flirtatious, and hers is likely the same. However, you know that she is attracted to you, although perhaps not looking for a long-term relationship (over the course of the night, during conversation, you learn that she recently separated from a boyfriend. she also knows you have a girlfriend). To sum it up, the night is a huge success, and you've met two girls that are definitely a lot of fun to be around. You invite them to come out the next day to go clubbing.
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You've already cheated (in spirit) on your current g/f at this point. If you don't see it that way, just imagine her doing the same thing to you. You'd be pissed.

If this story is true, then your current g/f deserves way better than you.
 
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