YAGT: Ex-girlfriends are trouble... thats about it

[minendo]

Originally posted by: boomdart
Having girlfriend = something I can't do

I'm quite promiscuous, and I like it best that way...

What about your 15 day fling with bubba?

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
They sell Labbat's in the US? wow. Thought that was a Canada only thing.

Not all over. Here in vermont, the sh|ts as common as water (aka, budweiser) which is good since its my beer of choice. But we went to Maine last weekend, and even though about 75% of the people there were from Quebec, I couldn't find a single bottle of Labbats in the whole goddamn town. Buncha savages down there.

 

[PingSpike]

Oh and to OP...yeah, you got pwned. But I would have done the same thing. You had to have smelled that trap from a mile away, but the bait was just to sweet so you let it get the better of your judgement.

Just piss in the beer next time she makes you buy it for her.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: boomdart
Having girlfriend = something I can't do

I'm quite promiscuous, and I like it best that way...

What about your 15 day fling with bubba?

lmao...those will NEVER go away...

as far as the original issue goes,
i hung out with one of my good friends that weekend too .. she broke up with her boyfriend little bit ago, so at least felt little better. Plus she called me at like 4am monday morning and we spent like an hour just talking on the phone. And she called me yesterday too just to say good night ... so we'll see how it all works out.

 

[adlep]

Originally posted by: halik
Friday:
Ex comes over to my house, asking me to buy her beer. I agreed, got a 12 pak of labbats. She proceeeds to flirt with me and tells me to call her. When wasted she calls you again telling you to come over and party with her. So i agreed, walked 30 mins across ann arbor to hang out at the party. Drunk ex proceeds to be all over me, drinking my beer etc. Anyway when the ex's party decided to leave, i ask her to come get food with me. Needless to say i got denied like a fat girl at a club VIP section. That followed by a lecture why thats not a good idea. So i took off and walked my ass back 30 mins... got another 40 and took it down

Sat:
hung over and feel like sh!t (not necessarily due to the hangover )

Sun:
Ex proceeds to tell you she's seeing the guy whos new years party she picked over ours... when we had a live DJ, 100 bottles of champange and about 500 people over. Drink beer. Follow saturday plan for the rest of the day....




EDIT:
i did take positive steps towards recovery:
had sex last week
erased her # from my phone
delted her from my buddylist

Hung over from a beer?
Pavel, you are a Czech for crying out loud...
A Czech...
?
You should not have a hung-over from a beer period...
Edit: 12 pack of labbats?
You cheap arse mofo! :|

 

[Deeko]

stick it in her butt, then while you are cuddling afterwards, make up some stories about like 40 other girls that you claim to have had sex with. claim you didn't use protection with any of them. tell her they were better than her. watch the hilarity that ensues.


See you in a week.

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[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Deeko
stick it in her butt, then while you are cuddling afterwards, make up some stories about like 40 other girls that you claim to have had sex with. claim you didn't use protection with any of them. tell her they were better than her. watch the hilarity that ensues.

Phase one of said plan has failed. Proceed directly to plan B; take a dump in her hamper.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Deeko
stick it in her butt, then while you are cuddling afterwards, make up some stories about like 40 other girls that you claim to have had sex with. claim you didn't use protection with any of them. tell her they were better than her. watch the hilarity that ensues.

Phase one of said plan has failed. Proceed directly to plan B; take a dump in her hamper.

he hasn't offered for her to join the A-Team just yet, he just offered to take her out to eat. If he calls her and says "hey, had it in the out hole recently?" I think she'll definitely go for it. what girl wouldn't with a suave pickup line like that?

that said, your plan B is very effective should plan A fail.

 

[halik]

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[adlep]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: adlep

Originally posted by: halik
Friday:
Ex comes over to my house, asking me to buy her beer. I agreed, got a 12 pak of labbats. She proceeeds to flirt with me and tells me to call her. When wasted she calls you again telling you to come over and party with her. So i agreed, walked 30 mins across ann arbor to hang out at the party. Drunk ex proceeds to be all over me, drinking my beer etc. Anyway when the ex's party decided to leave, i ask her to come get food with me. Needless to say i got denied like a fat girl at a club VIP section. That followed by a lecture why thats not a good idea. So i took off and walked my ass back 30 mins... got another 40 and took it down

Sat:
hung over and feel like sh!t (not necessarily due to the hangover )

Sun:
Ex proceeds to tell you she's seeing the guy whos new years party she picked over ours... when we had a live DJ, 100 bottles of champange and about 500 people over. Drink beer. Follow saturday plan for the rest of the day....




EDIT:
i did take positive steps towards recovery:
had sex last week
erased her # from my phone
delted her from my buddylist

Hung over from a beer?
Pavel, you are a Czech for crying out loud...
A Czech...
?
You should not have a hung-over from a beer period...
Edit: 12 pack of labbats?
You cheap arse mofo! :|

Ehh,
if i only drank beer, id be fine. It was 4x nasty ass ale (i hate Ale...ewww), two shots of vodka, couple of hits of herbal remedies, some 4-5x cheap ass beer at the party and a 40oz of bud light. Apparently i didnt drink enough water after that.

On saunday i downed a 6 pack of labatts (you best not talk sh!t about my labatt ) and was somewhat happier. Plus the girl i mentioned above called me couple of hours later, so that made me feel even happier

R u threting me?

Anyway, I have found that drinking sparkling water (carbonated water) is the best way to kill the hung...