YAGT: Ever feel like Al Bundy?

GasX

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Again? but Peg, we just had sex last night!

Ever feel like that?

You young bucks will think this is absurd, but when you are in your late 30's, have been with the same woman for 15 years and are summoned at ovulation time for a clinical servicing, you'll know what I am getting at...
 
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Again? but Peg, we just had sex last night!

Ever feel like that?

You young bucks will think this is absurd, but when you are in your late 30's, have been with the same woman for 15 years and are summoned at ovulation time for a clinical servicing, you'll know what I am getting at...

LOL... Yup. And what's worse, if she's the same age she's hitting her stride. There have been times where I thought my GF was going to kill me.
 

EGGO

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21 here. Yes, I have had that happen. But not so much like saying "last night" more like just a few hours ago.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Keep her satisfied or someone else will!
That's not the issue. I am the one with the stronger sex drive in the relationship. It's just that certain circumstances are not exactly "hot"

Honey, the nanny has taken our son for a walk and I have 15 minutes between conference calls, let's get that second go out of the way so I have time to recover for tonight! (note: this conversation requires a positive ovulation test in the am...)

(second note: the morning session involved a lively baby playing in his exersaucer loudly at the foot of the bed... HOT!)

 

Oyeve

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I'm 40 and feel and do "things" like i'm still 20. You are only as old as you want to be or feel. Me, I feel like im 20. Got my Wii yesterday and even though its for my 12 year old son I am all giddy! Cant wait for Christmas so I can play Zelda on it! I play football, skateboard, run 5 miles a day, play video games and have as much sex as I can until I collapse. :)
 

ATLien247

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I'm all for trying to get pregnant, but why not take a more relaxed approach? If it happens, it happens...
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: ATLien247
I'm all for trying to get pregnant, but why not take a more relaxed approach? If it happens, it happens...

Once you hit 35, the risks go up and the odds go down. My wife is 38...
 

funboy6942

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Thats why porno and porno related items are the number one seller on the Internerd, and the only thing keeping the Internerd alive. If there was no porno on the Internerd, there would be NO Internerd, and alot of dead men over the age of 30.
 

ATLien247

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: ATLien247
I'm all for trying to get pregnant, but why not take a more relaxed approach? If it happens, it happens...

Once you hit 35, the risks go up and the odds go down. My wife is 38...

I'll not argue that, but my wife's OB-GYN told us the same thing about hitting 30. And then you read about these 60-year-old women getting pregnant, so you have to wonder... :D
 

amish

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: ATLien247
I'm all for trying to get pregnant, but why not take a more relaxed approach? If it happens, it happens...

Once you hit 35, the risks go up and the odds go down. My wife is 38...

i can't believe nobody has asked this. :camera:s!!!
 
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Keep her satisfied or someone else will!
That's not the issue. I am the one with the stronger sex drive in the relationship. It's just that certain circumstances are not exactly "hot"

Honey, the nanny has taken our son for a walk and I have 15 minutes between conference calls, let's get that second go out of the way so I have time to recover for tonight! (note: this conversation requires a positive ovulation test in the am...)

(second note: the morning session involved a lively baby playing in his exersaucer loudly at the foot of the bed... HOT!)



Hey man, 15 minutes for most guys here would mean they have 14:30 left over for a quick game of Halo!

Seriously, spice it up, tell her it's hot to do her with the risk of being caught.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: MisterJacksonSeriously, spice it up, tell her it's hot to do her with the risk of being caught.

heh - Getting caught is one thing. Having your nine month old watching is another...
 

spacejamz

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unless you scored 4 TD's in one game, you can't compare yourself to Al "The Man" Bundy...:)


edit: was it 4 or 5 TD's...i can't remember now...:eek:
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: spacejamz
unless you scored 4 TD's in one game, you can't compare yourself to Al "The Man" Bundy...:)


edit: was it 4 or 5 TD's...i can't remember now...:eek:
I have some glory days to look back on. I scored at least 4 tries on a number of occasions in my rugby days and I play a pick-up soccer game on Friday nights and have had 4 or 5 goals a number of times. I don't sell shoes, though...

As one of the older players once told me when I first started playing at the men's club level after college. The older you get, the better you were... :D
 

DaShen

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Keep her satisfied or someone else will!
That's not the issue. I am the one with the stronger sex drive in the relationship. It's just that certain circumstances are not exactly "hot"

Honey, the nanny has taken our son for a walk and I have 15 minutes between conference calls, let's get that second go out of the way so I have time to recover for tonight! (note: this conversation requires a positive ovulation test in the am...)

(second note: the morning session involved a lively baby playing in his exersaucer loudly at the foot of the bed... HOT!)

Hahahaha... ;) good to know for future reference, just so that I will be able to accept the situation.

AWESOME!!!!... See you never hear about this stuff from most couples.
 

DaShen

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: MisterJacksonSeriously, spice it up, tell her it's hot to do her with the risk of being caught.

heh - Getting caught is one thing. Having your nine month old watching is another...

<shudders> ;) Yeah, I don't know if I could do that myself. That is jsut weird.

What if the kid somehow is a genious and remembers all of that. Scarred for life FTW.
 

Kev

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: MisterJacksonSeriously, spice it up, tell her it's hot to do her with the risk of being caught.

heh - Getting caught is one thing. Having your nine month old watching is another...

eew
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: DaShenAWESOME!!!!... See you never hear about this stuff from most couples.
If I am going to go into YAGT's and blast the OP for being such an emo twat, I have to post my own YAGT from time to time. I don't need ATOT girld advice, so it's self-deprecating anecdotes... :)