YAGT: Does your bank teller know you by name?

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Descartes

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I went to my bank yesterday to get a cashier's check, and this exceptionally beautiful woman took my request. I've seen her there before, and although I only go this bank a few times a month, at most, I always notice her.

So she takes my request, and after staring at her for about 180 seconds I made my move: "Do you not need my information?" "Oh, no, I know you are <my FULL name>", she replied. I permuted every logical combination of scenarios that might have made my name persist in this woman's head, and in a very smooth manner I said, "Oh, good memory." She smiled, and I left the bank in a discombobulated state.

What do you make of it? Was she just being friendly, or did Descartes' silent charms sway her affection? :D




 
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Red

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I think that's called.... customer service.

EDIT: HAVE SEX WITH HER.
 
ElFenix

ElFenix

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you should have pulled it out and put it on the counter
 
halik

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Originally posted by: Descartes
I went to my bank yesterday to get a cashier's check, and this exceptionally beautiful woman took my request. I've seen her there before, and although I only go this bank a few times a month, at most, I always notice her.

So she takes my request, and after staring at her for about 180 seconds I made my move: "Do you not need my information?" "Oh, no, I know you are <my FULL name>", she replied. I permuted every logical combination of scenarios that might have made my name persist in this woman's head, and in a very smooth manner I said, "Oh, good memory." She smiled, and I left the bank in a discombobulated state.

What do you make of it? Was she just being friendly, or did Descartes' silent charms sway her affection? :D
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how often do you go there, really? Do you make small talk or something? My parents can't remeber my name...
 
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Descartes

Lifer
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Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Descartes
I went to my bank yesterday to get a cashier's check, and this exceptionally beautiful woman took my request. I've seen her there before, and although I only go this bank a few times a month, at most, I always notice her.

So she takes my request, and after staring at her for about 180 seconds I made my move: "Do you not need my information?" "Oh, no, I know you are <my FULL name>", she replied. I permuted every logical combination of scenarios that might have made my name persist in this woman's head, and in a very smooth manner I said, "Oh, good memory." She smiled, and I left the bank in a discombobulated state.

What do you make of it? Was she just being friendly, or did Descartes' silent charms sway her affection? :D
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how often do you go there, really? Do you make small talk or something? My parents can't remeber my name...
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Few times a month, at most. She's handled my requests maybe three times, total. This is Bank of America, and not a small local bank; hundreds of people go through there each day.

I thought it was peculiar at least.

[edit]Oh, and no, I don't really make small talk; that's why I said "silent charms." :) I do sometimes joke around a bit, but nothing I felt worthy of remembrance. [/edit]
 
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Originally posted by: ElFenix
you should have pulled it out and put it on the counter
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You're talking about the hundred dollar bill, right? ;)

Seriously, Descartes, she knows exactly how much money you have in your account. That should correlate to your chance of success with her.
 
K1052

K1052

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Some people just remember names easily. I am NOT one of those people.

For me it is the UPS guy staffing the counter at the depot here in town. I have not had to show ID in a couple years.
 
vi edit

vi edit

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She can view your bank account dude. She knows you're money.

:D
 
jlee

jlee

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One does, but she has two jobs..and her other job is where I work. :p
 
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GoingUp

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Jul 31, 2002
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yea, just whip it on on the counter next time and tell her youd like to deposit it into her account :p
 
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