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yagt: do i look fat?

J

jhu

Lifer
what the hell kind of response to you girls want when asking, "do i look fat in this?" seriously, you already know the answer. why ask someone else? are you just looking to get mad at someone? well, my answer is: i plead the 5th.
 
Originally posted by: Coquito
You know it baby.
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ROFL. BEST reply that'll probably merit a good slap on the right cheek. err facial cheek to those who's mind's are trapped in the gutter.


Anyways, My X asked me this, and I replied ... no.

Being creative w/ my response would have induced an entire discussion. I had to be quick and ninja'd the topic away from her by rapidly engaging in some other discussion
 
the correct answer is "ofcourse not" and on further questioning "stop being silly" and "a person as perfect as you shouldn't worry about such things"
 
Here's the best reponse:

Her: Do I look fat/ugly/bad/etc in this?
Me: Oh yes, absolutely horrible!
Her: Really?!?
Me: I'm just playing with ya, where'd you get that new shirt/shorts/pants/necklace/etc.
Her: Oh I just got...blah blah blah

See already the subject has changed and you didn't even have to lie or anything
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
The only possible answer is to be silently out of earshot before the question is finished.

Your friend in Mad Ninja Skills,

- M4H
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Sincerely M4H,
Do you want to share a bowl of spicy chili in my pillow fort at the dojo sometime?

Love forever,
A ninja with a guitar
 
Originally posted by: Staley8
Here's the best reponse:

Her: Do I look fat/ugly/bad/etc in this?
Me: Oh yes, absolutely horrible!
Her: Really?!?
Me: I'm just playing with ya, where'd you get that new shirt/shorts/pants/necklace/etc.
Her: Oh I just got...blah blah blah

See already the subject has changed and you didn't even have to lie or anything
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^
Genius Ninja
 
Some other good responses:

#1
Her: Do I look fat?
me: what?
Her: Do I look fat?
me: what?

#2
Her: Do I look fat?
me: Compared to what?

#3
Her: Do I look fat?
me: Only if you consider Godzilla thin.
 
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
The only possible answer is to be silently out of earshot before the question is finished.

Your friend in Mad Ninja Skills,

- M4H
Click to expand...

Sincerely M4H,
Do you want to share a bowl of spicy chili in my pillow fort at the dojo sometime?

Love forever,
A ninja with a guitar
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Ah, a chili cookoff would bring much honour to both our houses. And much odour as well.

I shall arrive promptly.

Habanero Ninja,
- M4H
 
Originally posted by: neovan
the answer is always "no"
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any women here? why the hell do you women ask this question? you can't possibly believe that you'll get an honest answer? if the other party answers "yes" then the truth is acknowledged, and you get mad at the other person for confirming what you already suspected or know. if the other party answers "no", you still have the lingering doubt as to whether or not the other person's being honest.
 
Originally posted by: jhu
Originally posted by: neovan
the answer is always "no"
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any women here? why the hell do you women ask this question? you can't possibly believe that you'll get an honest answer? if the other party answers "yes" then the truth is acknowledged, and you get mad at the other person for confirming what you already suspected or know. if the other party answers "no", you still have the lingering doubt as to whether or not the other person's being honest.
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sometimes i think my fat is hanging out and i really want to know if people will be offended that i am wearing clothes that make me look fat.

i am more clever though, i use the phrase "is this >insert article of clothing here< too small?"
 
Originally posted by: jhu
Originally posted by: neovan
the answer is always "no"
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any women here? why the hell do you women ask this question? you can't possibly believe that you'll get an honest answer? if the other party answers "yes" then the truth is acknowledged, and you get mad at the other person for confirming what you already suspected or know. if the other party answers "no", you still have the lingering doubt as to whether or not the other person's being honest.
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Welcome to the wonderful world of the female mind. Please check your logic at the door, as it has no place here.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: Staley8
Here's the best reponse:

Her: Do I look fat/ugly/bad/etc in this?
Me: Oh yes, absolutely horrible!
Her: Really?!?
Me: I'm just playing with ya, where'd you get that new shirt/shorts/pants/necklace/etc.
Her: Oh I just got...blah blah blah

See already the subject has changed and you didn't even have to lie or anything
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Now THAT is some serious diplomacy!!

 
Originally posted by: Staley8
Here's the best reponse:

Her: Do I look fat/ugly/bad/etc in this?
Me: Oh yes, absolutely horrible!
Her: Really?!?
Me: I'm just playing with ya, where'd you get that new shirt/shorts/pants/necklace/etc.
Her: Oh I just got...blah blah blah

See already the subject has changed and you didn't even have to lie or anything
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Spoken like a politician.
 
Originally posted by: eakers
Originally posted by: jhu
Originally posted by: neovan
the answer is always "no"
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any women here? why the hell do you women ask this question? you can't possibly believe that you'll get an honest answer? if the other party answers "yes" then the truth is acknowledged, and you get mad at the other person for confirming what you already suspected or know. if the other party answers "no", you still have the lingering doubt as to whether or not the other person's being honest.
Click to expand...

sometimes i think my fat is hanging out and i really want to know if people will be offended that i am wearing clothes that make me look fat.

i am more clever though, i use the phrase "is this >insert article of clothing here< too small?"
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haha, good one!
that's a lifesaver for guys.
 
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