YAGT(?): Dilemma - damned if I do, damned if I don't . . ..

[Schadenfreude]

Okay people, just to get this out of the way, this is not a question of any sort nor is it a plea for help.

Anyhoo, this Saturday, there's a pretty big event for my . . eh, 'boss'. There's a seminar held by him during the day, and later on, there's going to be a celebratory dinner.

Not the YAGT part, obviously, read on . . ..

Well, to be honest, I'm not an integral part of the dinner, but I am one of the up-there-in-the-ladder type guys that almost everyone knows.

I'm a pretty young, good looking (if not incredibly clumsy with the girls - I cannot overemphasize how incompetent I am in this field) guy, and well, today, two e-mails come: one from a friend of mine, and another from another friend of mine (here's the part that you guys were waiting for):

- Friend A: a girl I was chasing after for a bit (I really, really shouldn't have - she's . . . not the sharpest knife in the kitchen, nor is she the cleanest . . ..).

- Friend B: a lady I know (married, maybe doable if she lost 30~50 pounds . . ..).

Yeah, you know where this is heading folks - One of them asks for me to call them, and the other asks if a.)I'm bringing a date, and b.)If she can bring her husband.

I haven't called the one yet (don't have to guess what she'll say), and I've replied to the other saying that I have no date, but she can bring whoever she wants . . . and she replies that she wants ME to be her date!

So I'm guessing that, well, I can tell girl A that I'm bring girl B as a date and vice versa . . . and I have to attend regardless . . . this is going to be fun, if not horribly evil. :evil:

Cliffsnotes version: Village bicycle and married lady want me as a date for an event I can't avoid: I'm going to have a bit of fun.

 

[Gunslinger08]

Why not just go dateless?

 

[randal]

do what I'd do -- show up stag, get totally sh*tfaced, pick one of the two in a drunken haze and go have a nice romp in the closet.

duh.

randal

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Why not just go dateless?

What, and ignore the chance for fun? Of course I'm going dateless - I'm just going to tell each other that I'm the other one's date - they'll attend as well (they were going to regardless), and that's when the fun begins.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Okay people, just to get this out of the way, this is not a question of any sort nor is it a plea for help.

Anyhoo, this Saturday, there's a pretty big event for my . . eh, 'boss'. There's a seminar held by him during the day, and later on, there's going to be a celebratory dinner.

Not the YAGT part, obviously, read on . . ..

Well, to be honest, I'm not an integral part of the dinner, but I am one of the up-there-in-the-ladder type guys that almost everyone knows.

I'm a pretty young, good looking (if not incredibly clumsy with the girls - I cannot overemphasize how incompetent I am in this field) guy, and well, today, two e-mails come: one from a friend of mine, and another from another friend of mine (here's the part that you guys were waiting for):

- Friend A: a girl I was chasing after for a bit (I really, really shouldn't have - she's . . . not the sharpest knife in the kitchen, nor is she the cleanest . . ..).

- Friend B: a lady I know (married, maybe doable if she lost 30~50 pounds . . ..).

Yeah, you know where this is heading folks - One of them asks for me to call them, and the other asks if a.)I'm bringing a date, and b.)If she can bring her husband.

I haven't called the one yet (don't have to guess what she'll say), and I've replied to the other saying that I have no date, but she can bring whoever she wants . . . and she replies that she wants ME to be her date!

So I'm guessing that, well, I can tell girl A that I'm bring girl B as a date and vice versa . . . and I have to attend regardless . . . this is going to be fun, if not horribly evil. :evil:

Cliffsnotes version: Village bicycle and married lady want me as a date for an event I can't avoid: I'm going to have a bit of fun.

:Q

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: randal
do what I'd do -- show up stag, get totally sh*tfaced, pick one of the two in a drunken haze and go have a nice romp in the closet.

duh.

randal

Yeah - well, the village bicycle . . . she's been . . around, and I don't think the seat's been completely "wiped" yet, if you knwo what I mean.:disgust:

 

[randal]

I wouldn't pit them against each other with you in the middle. That will suck for you. A lot. Especially if you're Mr. Man On The Ladder. It's a long way down.

Again, show up and find some cute little thing who is neither of them. Drink. Romp. Problem solved.

 

[IamElectro]

Are these ladies co-workers?
Co-Workers are not good dates to company seminars. Particularly if you are up on that ladder a bit.
Fly solo or call someone else

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: randal
I wouldn't pit them against each other with you in the middle. That will suck for you. A lot. Especially if you're Mr. Man On The Ladder. It's a long way down.

Again, show up and find some cute little thing who is neither of them. Drink. Romp. Problem solved.

Dude, those two are prolly the only ones without twigs and berries at this thing - it'll be ~20 people at most (even though more people should attend).

Anyhoo, that's what I was thinking in the first place - get an actual date for this thing and get it over with.:heart:

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: randal
I wouldn't pit them against each other with you in the middle. That will suck for you. A lot. Especially if you're Mr. Man On The Ladder. It's a long way down.

Again, show up and find some cute little thing who is neither of them. Drink. Romp. Problem solved.

Dude, those two are prolly the only ones without twigs and berries at this thing - it'll be ~20 people at most (even though more people should attend).

Anyhoo, that's what I was thinking in the first place - get an actual date for this thing and get it over with.:heart:

Bike seat, twigs and berries...

:Q

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: randal
I wouldn't pit them against each other with you in the middle. That will suck for you. A lot. Especially if you're Mr. Man On The Ladder. It's a long way down.

Again, show up and find some cute little thing who is neither of them. Drink. Romp. Problem solved.

Dude, those two are prolly the only ones without twigs and berries at this thing - it'll be ~20 people at most (even though more people should attend).

Anyhoo, that's what I was thinking in the first place - get an actual date for this thing and get it over with.:heart:

Bike seat, twigs and berries...

:Q

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: randal
do what I'd do -- show up stag, get totally sh*tfaced, pick one of the two in a drunken haze and go have a nice romp in the closet.

duh.

randal

I like this mans thinking!

and I don't think the seat's been completely "wiped" yet, if you knwo what I mean.

Bleugh....don't like that image though...

 

[Schadenfreude]

Damn. My plan has been thwarted! One of them can't attend . . .

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Damn. My plan has been thwarted! One of them can't attend . . .

probably not bad, it was only going to get you into trouble anyway.

 

[imported_Papi]

Great so you are going to ride the wave and maybe catch some STD's.

Kick ass, buddy! Have a blast.