There is this local event at a bar sponsored by the bar or whoever where one girl gets to pick 3 guy strangers. I might be picked for one of them!
Guys and gals, this is where I need your help. What if... what if you were to be on a game show, how would you answer the following? I put how I would answer them.
Q: So if you were a chinese food, what would you be?
A: I'd be a (insert generic chinese food)... but it doesn't matter cuz 30 minutes later you're gonna want more anyway.
Q: What is your idea of the perfect date?
A: All Working appendages
Q: What type of sausage describes you best?
A: I'm a spicy german bratwurst cuz I've got the length and the girth with a little heat, but without the smell of hotdog burp.
Q: If you were dancing with me and my friend, where would u position yourself and why?
A: I'd be in the middle of the J0hnny sandwich. But now it's a question of etiquette, do I give you the @ss or the crotch. I'd give you the crotch and I'll even have the courtesy to give you the reach around. Your friend can watch, though, while I give her the reach around.
Q: If i were a fruit, how would u peel me?
regular answer: slowly and carefully as not to bruise you.
awesome answer: I peel you as fast as I can before I become flacid.
etc...girl might ask
If you were a candy bar, what kind of candy bar would
you be?
If I were an ice cream cone, how would
you eat me?
Gimme more Q and A's please!
Guys and gals, this is where I need your help. What if... what if you were to be on a game show, how would you answer the following? I put how I would answer them.
Q: So if you were a chinese food, what would you be?
A: I'd be a (insert generic chinese food)... but it doesn't matter cuz 30 minutes later you're gonna want more anyway.
Q: What is your idea of the perfect date?
A: All Working appendages
Q: What type of sausage describes you best?
A: I'm a spicy german bratwurst cuz I've got the length and the girth with a little heat, but without the smell of hotdog burp.
Q: If you were dancing with me and my friend, where would u position yourself and why?
A: I'd be in the middle of the J0hnny sandwich. But now it's a question of etiquette, do I give you the @ss or the crotch. I'd give you the crotch and I'll even have the courtesy to give you the reach around. Your friend can watch, though, while I give her the reach around.
Q: If i were a fruit, how would u peel me?
regular answer: slowly and carefully as not to bruise you.
awesome answer: I peel you as fast as I can before I become flacid.
etc...girl might ask
If you were a candy bar, what kind of candy bar would
you be?
If I were an ice cream cone, how would
you eat me?
Gimme more Q and A's please!
