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MalikChen

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Okay people, what is the most outrageous thing you've ever done to impress somoene of the opposite sex? I don't mean something you've done when someone asks you a favor, I mean something you've done so that you can look good/funny/smart/cool/caring/whatever.

I've dove ("accidentally" fell for laughs) into a swimming pool with full business attire on, minus shoes. Slacks, belt, shirt, tie. The clothes weren't runied, surprisingly.
 
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virtuamike

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She asked me to unzip my pants so I busted out with my tripod. She worshipped me as a sex-god.
 
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FrustratedUser

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Originally posted by: MalikChen
Okay people, what is the most outrageous thing you've ever done to impress somoene of the opposite sex? I don't mean something you've done when someone asks you a favor, I mean something you've done so that you can look good/funny/smart/cool/caring/whatever.

I've dove ("accidentally" fell for laughs) into a swimming pool with full business attire on, minus shoes. Slacks, belt, shirt, tie. The clothes weren't runied, surprisingly.
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Why would they be ruined?
 
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amol

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hhaha, this was in like . . . 7th grade . . .

and i was talking to girl i really liked on AIM, and since she had been sick, she had a ton of homework to do . . .

so i stayed up with her until like 2AM, helping her on hw (cause i'm a geek :p)

hahah, i also remember it as the day i got my laptop :p
 
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Hmmmm.....can't remember.

Koing
 
Gooberlx2

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Not really crazy....but it's the only thing I can think off the top of my head.

Anyway, I sprained my ankle being drunk and stupid. So instead of tellling people (girls) that, I fabricated a huge story about how a saved a little kitten from being hit by a car, but got my ankle runover in the process. Had to do 16 months of surgeries, physical rehab, etc...but in the off time setup a little charity to help me pay for the animal before I could adpot it out in conjunction with the local no-kill animal shelter (then donated the leftover money to them). And while I was caring for the animal, I took it to the children's area (the ones that have very-serious diabetes and leukemia and sickle cell, aids, need liver transplants, etc...), after training it to withstand baths to "de-allgerize", regularly for visits and whatnot. blah blah blah, <insert the building arsenal of ridiculous crap everytime time I told the story here>, etc...

You would-not-be-LIEVE how many girls ate the sh!t up. I'm mean.....COME ON!
 
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gotensan01

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When I was 14, I tried a backflip off a diving for the first time to impress some female friends. I somehow smacked my berries on the water. It hurt like hell but of course I pretended like nothing happened. Now I'm trying to remember if I pissed blood...
 
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blodhi74

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dove from a 15 foot platform and did not know how to swim ( I was 16 )..... some how made it to the surface with help from friends
 
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Kaido

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Not really crazy....but it's the only thing I can think off the top of my head.

Anyway, I sprained my ankle being drunk and stupid. So instead of tellling people (girls) that, I fabricated a huge story about how a saved a little kitten from being hit by a car, but got my ankle runover in the process. Had to do 16 months of surgeries, physical rehab, etc...but in the off time setup a little charity to help me pay for the animal before I could adpot it out in conjunction with the local no-kill animal shelter (then donated the leftover money to them). And while I was caring for the animal, I took it to the children's area (the ones that have very-serious diabetes and leukemia and sickle cell, aids, need liver transplants, etc...), after training it to withstand baths to "de-allgerize", regularly for visits and whatnot. blah blah blah, <insert the building arsenal of ridiculous crap everytime time I told the story here>, etc...

You would-not-be-LIEVE how many girls ate the sh!t up. I'm mean.....COME ON!
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hahaha, oh my gosh, you have me laughing hard lol.

as for me...does proposing with a teddy bear (from build-a-bear) count? :)
 
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Ameesh

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Originally posted by: Koing
this one time a guy made a cat call at this girl who was standing near me so I ran over there and shived him in the back and cut off his lips and gave them to her.

Koing
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holy crap!

:Q
 
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BooGiMaN

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in elementary school i put my hands on the nest of those red fire ants....to impress a girl no less.....

hurt like a mofo but i ended up getting a kiss and looking up her skirt..while the other guy just chickened out

yeap i learned then and there that girls are nothing but trouble in the years to come....
 
spanky

spanky

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i threw a football and it hit her in the head. i dont really think she was impressed, but my friends were.
 
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fredtam

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I told a girl that asked why I was bald that I had cancer. Got a few pity sex sessions before my asshole friends told her the truth.

I jumped off a the roof of a hotel into a pool in Daytona. Not really to impress but I probably would not have done it if there wasn't chicks there.

Me and some friends flipped a guys car over that was being an asshole to some girls at a bar.

Jeez there are tons more examples of my judgement being impaired by the prescence of females but I'll stop there.
 
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paulney

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Sep 24, 2003
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On a school trip I walked a wet fallen tree covered with slippery moss across a creek. The tree was about two feet wide and some 20 feet long. The creek was flowing about 30 feet beneath the tree in a fissure bottom of which was littered with bouldrs and sharp rocks. And I'm somewhat scared of heights.
 
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erikiksaz

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I think the best i could do at age six was to punch my crush and run away giggling....like a little school boy.
 
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acemcmac

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told her that I "just wanted to be friends" and that I "wanted to grow old with her"

the next night, she wanted to hook up :beer:

surprised?
 
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cherrytwist

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When we were first dating, my wife was living alone and was afraid to go into the basement. All the lightbulbs were burnt out and she hadn't gotten around to getting replacements. I bought a dozen or so lightbulbs and gift-wrapped them with the sunday comics, leaving them on her doorstep. That's how I won her :heart:.
 
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