yagt: construction worker dissed my girlfriend

[chambersc]

I'm going to assume you're telling the truth.

Good job :thumbsup:

 

[Kilgor]

I can see this happening.

1. You try to rip his balls off and shove them down his throat"
2. You get jumped by the other 2 construction workers.
3. You wake up tied to chair in basement naked while workers enjoy having sex with your girl.
4. They decide the girl is not enough for them and start in on you "Pulp Fiction" style while your girl laughs at you.
5. Then out comes the Sawzall and you end up getting chunked up and buried under the new bathroom floor.
6. Girl ends up marrying worker and moving in to his trailer.

 

[DeadByDawn]

you should have hit their work truck with a brick

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Kilgor
I can see this happening.

1. You try to rip his balls off and shove them down his throat"
2. You get jumped by the other 2 construction workers.
3. You wake up tied to chair in basement naked while workers enjoy having sex with your girl.
4. They decide the girl is not enough for them and start in on you "Pulp Fiction" style while your girl laughs at you.
5. Then out comes the Sawzall and you end up getting chunked up and buried under the new bathroom floor.
6. Girl ends up marrying worker and moving in to his trailer.

technically wouldn't it be next to impossible to rip a guys balls off without help....i mean its a logistic nightmare

first you have to try to get his belt undone and then his pants and underwear off while your scuffling with him...and maybe even his buddies

then you have to actually touch his sweaty construction guy nads....not a pleasant though in the least....

then pry his mouth open...assuming you were able to yank them off in one clean pull...while holding his balls in the other hand...unless you are ruthless enough to hold them pirate style in your mouth in order to free up the other hand....