YAGT: :confused;

[AccruedExpenditure]

We exchanged screen names and...

Girl: HI
Accrued: hey, whats up
Accrued: who is this?
Girl: IM xxxxx FROM MYSPACE
Accrued: oh, got yah
Accrued: what's up
Girl: NOTHING JUST CHILLIN
Accrued: cool, cool...
Accrued: Where are you from?
Girl: 23 COLORADO
Accrued: ahh... that's cool, I've got some friends that go to school out there
Girl: KOOL WHERE
Accrued: University of Colorado at Boulder
Accrued: so how come you're at home on a monday?
Girl: BORED I GOTTA STAY ON BED REST
Accrued: on bed rest? how come?
Girl: I WISH I WAS AT WORK
Girl: I MIGHT BE MISCARRYING MY BABY

 

[xanis]

ouch

 

[spherrod]

 

[linkgoron]

Maybe she wants some financial help?

 

[apac]

Fvck em up! Fvck em up! GO CU!

/backs slowly away before running

 

[Nebor]

Tell her to rearrange her grip on the little guy.

 

[swtethan]

this girl is socially akward?

 

[Ronstang]

At least you know she puts out.

 

[spidey07]

two words...

DRAMA QUEEN

that's why.

 

[JS80]

pix

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
At least you know she puts out.

:thumbsup: for picking up girls at Planned Parenthood.

 

[swtethan]

she wants you

 

[Koing]

TF?!

Koing

 

[iamaelephant]

Why on earth would you tell that to a stranger? Attention seeker?

 

[JDrake]

Your emoticon is borked

 

[BrokenVisage]

She's shopping for a Daddy.

 

[FoBoT]

she likes to share?

 

[Nebor]

Accrued: If you don't stop typing in caps, I'm going to come punch you so hard you cough up a fetus.

 

[Syringer]

Because you're a model.

 

[notfred]

KOOL, CHILLIN

Die.

 

[Sqube]

Drama Queen... to the extreme!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ronstang
At least you know she puts out.

:thumbsup: for picking up girls at Planned Parenthood.

The reference is actually from Patch Adams, referring to picking up on women in the maternity ward..

 

[gigapet]

I'd come back and tell her abuot a bowel movement im expecting in a graphic detail.

 

[linkgoron]

It's a guy.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: gigapet
I'd come back and tell her abuot a bowel movement im expecting in a graphic detail.

One of those buttcam pictures of it would really add to the effect.