YAGT: Column A or Column B

EyeMWing

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A: Hot chick. IST major. Knows how to use a hammer to great effect when destroying computers. Is a CounterStrike natural... Even with a ball mouse on a Pentium 2 with an f'd up monitor she's capable of slaughtering champions and has never played before. Steaming hot. Single and has been that way since birth (WTF!?!?). Just met. Lives 30 minutes away, but very near campus. Seems impressed by such manly feats as flinging the stripped chassis of an AS/400 over your head into the steel scrap pile. Hangs out with a small crowd of IST majors (all male, all inept as hell and no form of competition). Drives a slightly aged Saturn coupe. Lives with parents.

B: Hot chick. Majoring in something related to health and nutrition or something like that. Unknown hammer-wielding skill level. Very quiet and keeps to herself a lot. Not a gamer. Likes to read. Former athlete. Very recently out of a relationship. Met 3-4 years ago, worked closely together for past year, serious friendship for past 3 months. Not quite as hot. Lives and goes to school approximately 1 hour from home, 1 hour 45 minutes from campus. Seems impressed by volunteer and charity work (such as volunteering to fling the stripped chassis of an AS/400 over your head into the steel scrap pile which will be sold to raise funds to donate working computers to charity organizations!) Drives a late model Volkswagen sedan. Lives alone on campus in another state (no roommates)

Which one would you go after first? I've already made up my mind - but lets see what ATOT likes. And tell us what the deciding factors are (and also let me know if you need more info)
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: suse920
Ryan is winning...

Because GayTOT doesn't even have to read the OP to vote. There are too many words up there for most normal AT'ers to get through.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Sex Smurf
Girl A live on campus? or with the parentals 'near' campus?

Girl A lives off campus with parents because there is no on-campus housing.

Girl B lives on campus - has no roommates - albeit a campus is another state (but still within cruising distance)
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Personally, A sounds like the better choice for you. you two sound like you have more in common.

That's the funny thing. I don't really want someone that's the same as me. Probably because I know how fundamentally brokeassed I am.
 

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
since you have a steady friendship with B, go for A and make a decision to stay after a few months


Winner!
 

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If you've known B for 3 months and haven't made a move, chances are she'll never let you hit it. FRIENDS ZONE, LADDER THEORY etc.
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Capone
If you've known B for 3 months and haven't made a move, chances are she'll never let you hit it. FRIENDS ZONE, LADDER THEORY etc.

i dont believe he believes in that.
 

bradruth

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So what are we looking at here? 2, maybe 3 weeks 'til your next frustrated YAGT involving speeding in a van?
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: bradruth
So what are we looking at here? 2, maybe 3 weeks 'til your next frustrated YAGT involving speeding in a van?

2, I'd say. Since that's when I'm scheduled for a road trip to meet up with B. And chances are, it will also feature an appearance by the boys in blue since your kind like to babysit I-95.