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YAGT: Anyone know voodoo?

Stiganator

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So I'm pretty much under the impression that I'm cursed. The lady situation is killing me.

Quick overview of past 4 girlfriends,

1. Tried to get pregnant so I'd stay with her as well as cheating on me
2. Cheated on me....twice, then called to let me know she was breaking up with me after she cheated a third time...with her boss
3. Moved to NY the day after she told me
4. Ended up going to Hong Kong after saying she had not the time, desire or energy to see me....ever, even though I was the one who who plan everything and she would say looks good, then she would cancel last minute ( like 5 min to event)
5. Tonight first date with new girl, Calls when I'm literally 5 blocks away and says, " I have nausea, I don't think I'm gonna go out"

Time frames here, I fit it to a curve and it is roughly an exponential decay.

1. 1 year
2. 9months
3. 4 months
4. 3 months
5. 0 secs

What the f*ck?

I am a nice, handsome guy. I'm polite, smart, and funny. I play sports, heck I even cook and clean. I have a good paying part/full time job for a student as a network guy for a big university. So far as my gal friends tell me I'm everything a girl is looking for, sh*t I even own a house. It's not big, but I'm only 21.

Can anyone give me some pointers here? I know I'll get a lot of "strap on a pair" but I'm at a loss here.

Also, if anyone is good at voodoo, please remove my hex.

Oh, but it gets better!

Several wonderful women have come into my life........but:

Wonder girl 1: My best friends ex girlfriend bumped into me and starting getting real friendly. She's super nice and smart, but my buddy was crushed after they broke up.

Wonder girl 2: My other best friends ex "thing", incidently had fallen for my words since i had coached him on how to woo the lass. She is also smart and hot....and one my friends EXs!


HELP ME!
 
I say while in Rome, fvk all the women you can before it burns to the ground....


Acutally, my widddgywikiwhatawakawaka board said it
 
Originally posted by: Stiganator
So I'm pretty much under the impression that I'm cursed. The lady situation is killing me.

Quick overview of past 4 girlfriends,

1. Tried to get pregnant so I'd stay with her as well as cheating on me
2. Cheated on me....twice, then called to let me know she was breaking up with me after she cheated a third time...with her boss
3. Moved to NY the day after she told me
4. Ended up going to Hong Kong after saying she had not the time, desire or energy to see me....ever, even though I was the one who who plan everything and she would say looks good, then she would cancel last minute ( like 5 min to event)
5. Tonight first date with new girl, Calls when I'm literally 5 blocks away and says, " I have nausea, I don't think I'm gonna go out"

Time frames here, I fit it to a curve and it is roughly an exponential decay.

1. 1 year
2. 9months
3. 4 months
4. 3 months
5. 0 secs

What the f*ck?

I am a nice, handsome guy. I'm polite, smart, and funny. I play sports, heck I even cook and clean. I have a good paying part/full time job for a student as a network guy for a big university. So far as my gal friends tell me I'm everything a girl is looking for, sh*t I even own a house. It's not big, but I'm only 21.

Can anyone give me some pointers here? I know I'll get a lot of "strap on a pair" but I'm at a loss here.

Also, if anyone is good at voodoo, please remove my hex.

Oh, but it gets better!

Several wonderful women have come into my life........but:

Wonder girl 1: My best friends ex girlfriend bumped into me and starting getting real friendly. She's super nice and smart, but my buddy was crushed after they broke up.

Wonder girl 2: My other best friends ex "thing", incidently had fallen for my words since i had coached him on how to woo the lass. She is also smart and hot....and one my friends EXs!


HELP ME!

Whatever you do, stay away from those two girls. You're better than that. Many guys here would kill for one date, let alone 4 girlfriends. So obviously, you know what youre doing well enough that you don't need to have sloppy seconds on your friend's exes.

Don't be a dick.
 
yeah I know I thought is was totally weird that these two girls mysteriously appeared after not seeing either for over 2 years in the same week!
 
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