YAGJ - Blondevision

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Grasshopper27

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A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
 
LordMaul

LordMaul

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You just COULDN'T post a thread title that said "YABJ - Blondevision", could you?
 
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dejitaru

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rolleye.gif
 
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CraigRT

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: Yield
definitely a groaner. :)
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Yea, I know, but it is 3am, what do you want, genius? :D
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hey man never did i say i was a genius. nor did i say it was a problem.. ;)
as long as you admit to this we're cool! cool? :D
 
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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Yield
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: Yield
definitely a groaner. :)
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Yea, I know, but it is 3am, what do you want, genius? :D
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hey man never did i say i was a genius. nor did i say it was a problem.. ;)
as long as you admit to this we're cool! cool? :D
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I'd hurt you for that, but I'm too tired...

Hopper
 
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CraigRT

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: Yield
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: Yield
definitely a groaner. :)
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Yea, I know, but it is 3am, what do you want, genius? :D
Click to expand...
hey man never did i say i was a genius. nor did i say it was a problem.. ;)
as long as you admit to this we're cool! cool? :D
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I'd hurt you for that, but I'm too tired...

Hopper
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what'd i do?? :confused:
i am tired too.....
 
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Grasshopper27

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In addition to that, it seems the mods didn't much like that last joke I posted...

Ok, fair enough, I get the hint... I'm going to bed, and no more jokes like that, sorry about that mods. :D

*gives the mods a Big Grasshopper Hug*

: ) Hopper
 
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CraigRT

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: ohtwell
Originally posted by: Yield
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
: ) Hopper
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:Q:Q


: ) Amanda
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lol :)
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Next thing you know he'll add something about being an "evil pleasure robot" into his sig. :p

It's not just this thread either! He did it in this one as well.



: ) Amanda
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:Q haha, that's brutal!
you no longer have a unique sig! :eek:
sue!!! :D

jokes...

 
ohtwell

ohtwell

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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Originally posted by: Yield
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Next thing you know he'll add something about being an "evil pleasure robot" into his sig. :p

It's not just this thread either! He did it in this one as well.



: ) Amanda
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:Q haha, that's brutal!
you no longer have a unique sig! :eek:
sue!!! :D

jokes...
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He'd never do it.:p


: ) Amanda
 
ohtwell

ohtwell

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Next thing you know he'll add something about being an "evil pleasure robot" into his sig. :p

: ) Amanda
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*blinks eyes innocently*

*big hug*

: ) Hopper
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Grrrrrrr!!!


: ) Amanda
 
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