FlyLice

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Wow, I seriously just took the biggest crap in the world. I hadn't gone in like 3 days so you can imagine. If it hadn't been an industrial strength toilet in an office building, it surely would have clogged. It was like 2 pieces of log circling down with the end tip of it sticking out as the water shot down. It's a miracle it actually flushed and that it wasn't done in my dinky toilet at home...

Ah...I feel like a new man.
 

iwantanewcomputer

Diamond Member
Apr 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: FlyLice
Wow, I seriously just took the biggest crap in the world. I hadn't gone in like 3 days so you can imagine. If it hadn't been an industrial strength toilet in an office building, it surely would have clogged. It was like 2 pieces of log circling down with the end tip of it sticking out as the water shot down. It's a miracle it actually flushed and that it wasn't done in my dinky toilet at home...

Ah...I feel like a new man.

that's about the most effort i've ever seen put into a threadcrap
 

Modeps

Lifer
Oct 24, 2000
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I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Modeps
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

Interestingly enough, there's a few pretty decent songs on their first album.
 

sao123

Lifer
May 27, 2002
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Only if your a chik, then theres the guy... and the third person is also a chik.
 

Yax

Platinum Member
Feb 11, 2003
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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
is there any chance for a threesome?

EWWW!! 3 guys going at it, chit everywhere. Gross. *puking everywhere*